Mark G
@markedward17.bsky.social
Sommelier, artist & essayist.
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Mark G
@markedward17.bsky.social
· Apr 28
Before and After:
“Just slap a cross and a blond wig on it. I hear Pete’s makeup guy is good…”
“Just slap a cross and a blond wig on it. I hear Pete’s makeup guy is good…”
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
Circular fire squad time…”It appears that all of the attacks on Charlie Kirk and TPUSA were organized and plotted at Tucker's Christmas Party this week.” (What a crap event that must have been).
December 7, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Circular fire squad time…”It appears that all of the attacks on Charlie Kirk and TPUSA were organized and plotted at Tucker's Christmas Party this week.” (What a crap event that must have been).
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they hate music, they hate art, they hate artists, they hate pop, they hate the video games they play, they hate the movies they watch, like, they're just all the worst fucking people you've ever met, none of them believe in anything
December 6, 2025 at 3:43 AM
they hate music, they hate art, they hate artists, they hate pop, they hate the video games they play, they hate the movies they watch, like, they're just all the worst fucking people you've ever met, none of them believe in anything
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*youth pastor voice*
Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
December 5, 2025 at 9:10 PM
*youth pastor voice*
Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
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These are my awards that have more heft than the FIFA Peace Prize:
Second place trophy in the 2011 Grilled Cheese Invitational Kama Sutra division, GISH runner up ribbon 2020*, and Burning Man Award of Excellence for bringing Barry the Disco Goat to the Playa in 2017.
What are yours?
*in 22 also
Second place trophy in the 2011 Grilled Cheese Invitational Kama Sutra division, GISH runner up ribbon 2020*, and Burning Man Award of Excellence for bringing Barry the Disco Goat to the Playa in 2017.
What are yours?
*in 22 also
December 5, 2025 at 8:25 PM
These are my awards that have more heft than the FIFA Peace Prize:
Second place trophy in the 2011 Grilled Cheese Invitational Kama Sutra division, GISH runner up ribbon 2020*, and Burning Man Award of Excellence for bringing Barry the Disco Goat to the Playa in 2017.
What are yours?
*in 22 also
Second place trophy in the 2011 Grilled Cheese Invitational Kama Sutra division, GISH runner up ribbon 2020*, and Burning Man Award of Excellence for bringing Barry the Disco Goat to the Playa in 2017.
What are yours?
*in 22 also
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The inevitable timeline of Netflix buying WB is that everyone will claim they'll retain their own branding and niches, then in a year they'll combine all their content under a stupid name like Nuxly or Warnflix, then they'll split up again, then Disney will buy the entire thing.
December 5, 2025 at 9:15 PM
The inevitable timeline of Netflix buying WB is that everyone will claim they'll retain their own branding and niches, then in a year they'll combine all their content under a stupid name like Nuxly or Warnflix, then they'll split up again, then Disney will buy the entire thing.
💯. I hope she doesn’t get freaky with Dershowitz as a result!
“Olivia ends up at CBS” is the free square on 2026 bingo cards
December 5, 2025 at 9:50 PM
💯. I hope she doesn’t get freaky with Dershowitz as a result!
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I don't think they've started to feel shame but they absolutely cannot stand when popular cultural figures deny them acceptance.
They desperately want to be popular and this ain't it.
They desperately want to be popular and this ain't it.
Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
December 5, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I don't think they've started to feel shame but they absolutely cannot stand when popular cultural figures deny them acceptance.
They desperately want to be popular and this ain't it.
They desperately want to be popular and this ain't it.
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Hey, I want to offer some helpful tips for coping with the cold for ICE folks who might have come from warmer places.
1. Wear cotton socks! Cotton is nice and soft next to your skin and will absorb your sweat so your feet stay warm. Cotton everything but ESPECIALLY socks!
1. Wear cotton socks! Cotton is nice and soft next to your skin and will absorb your sweat so your feet stay warm. Cotton everything but ESPECIALLY socks!
Good morning to fuckers in our neighborhood kidnapping our neighbors! Can you see the city skyline? No? You’re wondering if Minneapolis burned down again overnight? Oh no, sweetie. That’s ice crystals in the air . It looks like it will get to around -8F without windchill! Please enjoy your stay!
December 4, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Hey, I want to offer some helpful tips for coping with the cold for ICE folks who might have come from warmer places.
1. Wear cotton socks! Cotton is nice and soft next to your skin and will absorb your sweat so your feet stay warm. Cotton everything but ESPECIALLY socks!
1. Wear cotton socks! Cotton is nice and soft next to your skin and will absorb your sweat so your feet stay warm. Cotton everything but ESPECIALLY socks!
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I'm co-organizing a toy drive. If you can donate, thank you. If you can share with others, thank you.
Toy Drive list: bit.ly/48pJUrK
Teen Gift list: amzn.to/4rDn7BG
Toy Drive list: bit.ly/48pJUrK
Teen Gift list: amzn.to/4rDn7BG
December 5, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I'm co-organizing a toy drive. If you can donate, thank you. If you can share with others, thank you.
Toy Drive list: bit.ly/48pJUrK
Teen Gift list: amzn.to/4rDn7BG
Toy Drive list: bit.ly/48pJUrK
Teen Gift list: amzn.to/4rDn7BG
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The White House surrenders at 138 million views. Sabrina wins.
December 5, 2025 at 7:55 PM
The White House surrenders at 138 million views. Sabrina wins.
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The only legal scholars I want to hear from in the years to come are the ones seriously thinking about how to fully disempower the Supreme Court. What would that take? THINK OUTSIDE OF THE BOX. Offer practical suggestions that could become political campaigns led by the public.
December 5, 2025 at 8:10 PM
The only legal scholars I want to hear from in the years to come are the ones seriously thinking about how to fully disempower the Supreme Court. What would that take? THINK OUTSIDE OF THE BOX. Offer practical suggestions that could become political campaigns led by the public.
Good! He sucks.
Halle Berry declares Gavin Newsom 'should not be our next president' after he vetoed menopause care bill
Halle Berry declares Gavin Newsom 'should not be our next president' after he vetoed menopause care bill
Halle Berry boldly calls out California Gov. Gavin Newsom and his potential presidential run at the New York Times' 2025 DealBook Summit. 'He probably should not be our next president.'
www.latimes.com
December 5, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Good! He sucks.
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has the opposition party deigned to finally release a statement that officially condemns the fascist government‘s policy of spectacular serial murder in the Caribbean and its continued violation of basic international law
The U.S. government continues to kill people for the amusement of the President and other members of his administration.
December 5, 2025 at 2:58 AM
has the opposition party deigned to finally release a statement that officially condemns the fascist government‘s policy of spectacular serial murder in the Caribbean and its continued violation of basic international law
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People said at least the art would be good but it hasn't been. Not better than it would have been. Often worse. There is nothing to engage with. There is no beauty, not even interesting ugliness. Just a decade plus of wasted time and energy.
December 5, 2025 at 4:00 AM
People said at least the art would be good but it hasn't been. Not better than it would have been. Often worse. There is nothing to engage with. There is no beauty, not even interesting ugliness. Just a decade plus of wasted time and energy.
These tiresome people—you know they both tried to ask her out right after that photo.
December 4, 2025 at 7:49 PM
These tiresome people—you know they both tried to ask her out right after that photo.
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"i reject your reality and substitute my own" is the epistemic ethos of fascism
Musk's hatred of Wikipedia is, for instance, just one facet of a larger project to destroy the very concept of veracity and shared knowledge.
December 4, 2025 at 6:13 PM
"i reject your reality and substitute my own" is the epistemic ethos of fascism
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I cannot imagine the level of moral bankruptcy to describe the actions of people whose boat has just been hit by a missile from nowhere (this was the FIRST such strike) and who were most likely making a desperate attempt not to drown in the ocean as trying to "stay in the fight."
Q: What did you see in the second strike?
Cotton: "I saw two survivors trying to flip a boat -- loaded with drugs, bound for the United States -- back over, so they could stay in the fight."
Cotton: "I saw two survivors trying to flip a boat -- loaded with drugs, bound for the United States -- back over, so they could stay in the fight."
December 4, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I cannot imagine the level of moral bankruptcy to describe the actions of people whose boat has just been hit by a missile from nowhere (this was the FIRST such strike) and who were most likely making a desperate attempt not to drown in the ocean as trying to "stay in the fight."
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That’s right — two thirds of the entire population of America was saved by the president’s brave war crimes.
But did they even say thank you?
But did they even say thank you?
Noem: You have saved hundreds of millions of lives with the Cocaine you’ve blown up in the Caribbean
December 3, 2025 at 9:02 PM
That’s right — two thirds of the entire population of America was saved by the president’s brave war crimes.
But did they even say thank you?
But did they even say thank you?
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For anyone who knows anything about genocides and the incitement of genocidal violence, this is the kind of hair-raising stuff you find in transcripts of testimony before special tribunals.
Tom Emmer pushes racist lies on Fox: "80% of the crimes being committed in the Twin Cities and Minnesota are being committed by Somalis"
December 3, 2025 at 3:49 PM
For anyone who knows anything about genocides and the incitement of genocidal violence, this is the kind of hair-raising stuff you find in transcripts of testimony before special tribunals.
His work is beautiful! I bought two necklaces this year and couldn’t have been happier with them. You may also receive bonus tea!
Running a 20% off discount today because my shop is full and I have new items to add! Help me make some space and pick up some cool handmade gifts for the holidays~
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Hey, so! I'm Lenny, a goth trans guy who makes jewelry, pottery, paints and draws. I'm extra broke this season so if you don't mind sharing and giving my shop a look, it would really save my veggie bacon 🥓
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December 3, 2025 at 8:09 PM
His work is beautiful! I bought two necklaces this year and couldn’t have been happier with them. You may also receive bonus tea!
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seriously who is primarying hakeem jeffries in 2026 I will come to new york and canvas for you
December 3, 2025 at 7:48 PM
seriously who is primarying hakeem jeffries in 2026 I will come to new york and canvas for you
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when they go low, you punch them in the face.
everyone should stand with the honorable rep. omar
everyone should stand with the honorable rep. omar
Rep. Ilhan Omar: "I hope he gets the help he needs. It sounds like he's trying to deflect from the failures that he's had as president ... he's fought to be the head of the pedophile protection party."
December 3, 2025 at 7:40 PM
when they go low, you punch them in the face.
everyone should stand with the honorable rep. omar
everyone should stand with the honorable rep. omar
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nextdoor wrapped is here to help you relive your most memorable moments with your neighbors!
November 30, 2023 at 8:09 PM
nextdoor wrapped is here to help you relive your most memorable moments with your neighbors!