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🧰:4th year Cabinetmaker Apprentice

🎭: Long suffering Theatre Technician
🚴:bike commuter
⚜️:Scouter
🎲:TTRPG accessory maker
🎨: charity crafter

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Open to Commissions: but shoot me a message to talk about it.
Vancouver
Buh I can’t even. Thank you everyone, the giveaway exceeded my budget of materials and time. So well done everyone. #desertbus2025
November 21, 2025 at 7:25 PM
The happiest cat.
November 20, 2025 at 5:58 AM
@dontfuck.men this is exclusively your fault.

And Costco’s
November 18, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Ugh. Humans ruining perfectly good walnut.
November 18, 2025 at 12:24 AM
@james.loadingreadyrun.com stop moving your foot, it’s driving Friday nuts. @desertbus.org
November 15, 2025 at 6:37 PM
It’s time for @desertbus.org again! This year, I’ve made a shift clock for the #craftalong. The inner dial rotates so you can change when the shifts change in your time zone.

I also made some other faces for it, so it looks good all year.

It’s being given away next Friday the 21st
November 13, 2025 at 6:32 AM
November 12, 2025 at 4:26 PM
November 7, 2025 at 5:33 AM
I don't know why I even bother anymore. This is a reply I got from a different 311 request. The options are "get literally hundreds of people to sign a petition to pay more in taxes" or "call the police to show up for half an hour."

#vanpoli #bikeyvr
November 7, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Vancouver: “report things to 311, it’ll help us gel you”

Me: reports that a green has no traffic calming on it and is being used to rat run

Vancouver: *waits 40 days*

Vancouver: “service completed”

Me: what? Nothing was done

#vanpoli @cityofvancouver.bsky.social #bikeyvr
November 5, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Honestly surprised that I c e isn’t getting its members to wear dark blue coats with hoodies to go with their rifles and calling themselves guardians.

I suppose we can we thank for the space force from stopping them from using that name.
November 4, 2025 at 1:54 AM
unrelated to the rupert/kerr lanes- this request of the city was over 40 business days ago. @cityofvancouver.bsky.social
November 3, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Might be a bit late for bike the night, but my bike now has underglow. #bikesky
October 28, 2025 at 2:31 AM
@cbcstephenquinn.bsky.social enjoy!- the view coming across the bridge was way better.
October 22, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Damnit.
October 17, 2025 at 10:17 AM
South Vancouver could have much more of the waterfront accessible if it wanted to. Instead we’ve we’ve effectively privatized waterfront for some industrial owners who aren’t even using it to access the water(for industrial uses). Like this-

#vanpoli
September 29, 2025 at 12:32 AM
The girl guides mafia has struck again.
September 28, 2025 at 2:28 AM
September 25, 2025 at 4:38 PM
WTB: Lamello Lipping Planer. #woodworking
September 21, 2025 at 2:30 AM
It’s “I can legally have a fire in my fireplace” season!
September 16, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Is this environmental storytelling?
September 13, 2025 at 2:39 AM
www2.gov.bc.ca/gov/content/...
"may" indicates discretion on behalf of the driver.
www.bclaws.gov.bc.ca/civix/docume...
September 12, 2025 at 3:39 AM
10 million for two blocks. Meanwhile the city can’t figure out how to fund 3 million for a heavily watered down project in south Vancouver. And you’re telling me there’s no bias?

Take off.
September 2, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Ah yes the PNE where you observe the pinnacle of wood design and “how has it not fallen down yet” design.
August 31, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Basic wayfinding signage is too hard for @cityofvancouver.bsky.social to put up on the arbutus greenway to connect it to the Masumi Mitsui greenway apparently. #vanpoli #bikeyvr
August 29, 2025 at 10:28 PM