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If you can manoeuvre your freezer outside (I can, with both of ours), jetting the inside with a hosepipe works a treat – and fast. Best done in the spring or summer ... because icy cold debris getting blasted out on a cold day is not something I'd advise.
November 29, 2025 at 6:00 AM
If you can manoeuvre your freezer outside (I can, with both of ours), jetting the inside with a hosepipe works a treat – and fast. Best done in the spring or summer ... because icy cold debris getting blasted out on a cold day is not something I'd advise.
Not with a can opener?
November 28, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Not with a can opener?
And yes, before anyone says anything, I already can (and do) do some of the things I'd dearly love to do more of. Having to never again worry about money would just free me up immeasurably.
November 28, 2025 at 12:09 PM
And yes, before anyone says anything, I already can (and do) do some of the things I'd dearly love to do more of. Having to never again worry about money would just free me up immeasurably.
Ditto (activities to fill time, not struggling with 'Ulysses').
Got so many ideas I want to put into practice – hindered more by lack of time than lack of money.
I want to support artists who need a leg up.
I want to volunteer at animal sanctuaries, homeless shelters, etc.
I would not be bored.
Got so many ideas I want to put into practice – hindered more by lack of time than lack of money.
I want to support artists who need a leg up.
I want to volunteer at animal sanctuaries, homeless shelters, etc.
I would not be bored.
November 28, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Ditto (activities to fill time, not struggling with 'Ulysses').
Got so many ideas I want to put into practice – hindered more by lack of time than lack of money.
I want to support artists who need a leg up.
I want to volunteer at animal sanctuaries, homeless shelters, etc.
I would not be bored.
Got so many ideas I want to put into practice – hindered more by lack of time than lack of money.
I want to support artists who need a leg up.
I want to volunteer at animal sanctuaries, homeless shelters, etc.
I would not be bored.
Jumped on the grenade, fella. And yeah.
November 28, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Jumped on the grenade, fella. And yeah.
Alan Partridge writes.
November 27, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Alan Partridge writes.
🎶 Suck on my chocolate salty balls ... 🎶
November 27, 2025 at 6:24 PM
🎶 Suck on my chocolate salty balls ... 🎶
Almost correct. Foxes are dog hardware running cat software.
November 27, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Almost correct. Foxes are dog hardware running cat software.
Where's the 'dipshit' emoji?
November 27, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Where's the 'dipshit' emoji?
I say you're wrong. The fessor says 'appalling personal habits'. I don't think that's euphemistic. It's a catch-all to cover the gross things teen boys (and too many 'grown' men) do. Sure, wanking/porn may be part of that – crispy socks, anyone? But I doubt that's the entirety of what's meant here.
November 26, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I say you're wrong. The fessor says 'appalling personal habits'. I don't think that's euphemistic. It's a catch-all to cover the gross things teen boys (and too many 'grown' men) do. Sure, wanking/porn may be part of that – crispy socks, anyone? But I doubt that's the entirety of what's meant here.
You got masturbation and porn from ... that? I think not. I've raised a teenage boy. They can be 'messy' in all manner of ways, not just the hairy-handed variety.
November 26, 2025 at 11:09 AM
You got masturbation and porn from ... that? I think not. I've raised a teenage boy. They can be 'messy' in all manner of ways, not just the hairy-handed variety.
He means that, soon enough, the tables will be turned – the cared-for (children) becoming the carers (for their aging folks).
That didn't take a huge jump in logic to figure out. Don't bother to '@' me.
That didn't take a huge jump in logic to figure out. Don't bother to '@' me.
November 26, 2025 at 8:14 AM
He means that, soon enough, the tables will be turned – the cared-for (children) becoming the carers (for their aging folks).
That didn't take a huge jump in logic to figure out. Don't bother to '@' me.
That didn't take a huge jump in logic to figure out. Don't bother to '@' me.
Fossil fucker. Cheeky nan-dos. Bus pass-enger. Porn of the dead. Senior moments.
November 26, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Fossil fucker. Cheeky nan-dos. Bus pass-enger. Porn of the dead. Senior moments.
Never shit where you eat. Even pets know this.
November 24, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Never shit where you eat. Even pets know this.
But that would then make atheism a proselytising religion, entirely defeating the point.
November 23, 2025 at 5:05 PM
But that would then make atheism a proselytising religion, entirely defeating the point.
How many depends on how much is left in the bottle he's got stashed in his filing cabinet.
November 23, 2025 at 4:57 PM
How many depends on how much is left in the bottle he's got stashed in his filing cabinet.
All right, champ.
November 23, 2025 at 4:00 PM
All right, champ.
How about 'lover'? I mean, it's not specific enough, but as most affairs are at least initially rooted in sexual relations, it kinda fits the bill.
November 23, 2025 at 1:27 AM
How about 'lover'? I mean, it's not specific enough, but as most affairs are at least initially rooted in sexual relations, it kinda fits the bill.
If you want to attract hundreds of ice cream lollies.
November 23, 2025 at 1:22 AM
If you want to attract hundreds of ice cream lollies.