Élodie Marissa
@marissaexdeath.bsky.social
Goth night!
Butlerian, anti-AI
Gayest Élodie outside of France
A hotly contested view according to SCOTUS
Air Groove is best mare.
Butlerian, anti-AI
Gayest Élodie outside of France
A hotly contested view according to SCOTUS
Air Groove is best mare.
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one of the great parts about the mix of conservative brain and individualism is that they are all unlikeable and so paranoid of others that they are incapable of forming friendships let alone an actual positive community
Terminally online Right wingers are telling on themselves
December 8, 2025 at 8:03 PM
one of the great parts about the mix of conservative brain and individualism is that they are all unlikeable and so paranoid of others that they are incapable of forming friendships let alone an actual positive community
Maybe if conservatives weren't so afraid of their neighbors that they have enough guns to arm a platoon of troops, they'd be able to afford and have house parties. But nobody wants to fall victim to the hidden pitfall trap in the foyer.
Terminally online Right wingers are telling on themselves
December 8, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Maybe if conservatives weren't so afraid of their neighbors that they have enough guns to arm a platoon of troops, they'd be able to afford and have house parties. But nobody wants to fall victim to the hidden pitfall trap in the foyer.
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🔮 buppy was sent this and it’s true some of us are bad at hiding 🫣
June 20, 2025 at 3:11 PM
🔮 buppy was sent this and it’s true some of us are bad at hiding 🫣
Looking at the school lunches in other countries. Particularly France and Spain. No wonder why their kids are outperforming Americans. The schools actually show they care about their students with the food.
December 8, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Looking at the school lunches in other countries. Particularly France and Spain. No wonder why their kids are outperforming Americans. The schools actually show they care about their students with the food.
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If they hadn’t burned all the witches and midwives back in the day, we’d probably know more about perimenopause and menopause right now. We know fuck all about a condition that half the population goes through because men are a bunch of plonkers*
*not all men**
**but most of them
*not all men**
**but most of them
December 8, 2025 at 3:59 PM
If they hadn’t burned all the witches and midwives back in the day, we’d probably know more about perimenopause and menopause right now. We know fuck all about a condition that half the population goes through because men are a bunch of plonkers*
*not all men**
**but most of them
*not all men**
**but most of them
Labour: Somehow more misogynistic than American Republicans
December 8, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Labour: Somehow more misogynistic than American Republicans
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If a wealthy person pays you to remove all their blood & oxygenate it, you should just leave that blood on the floor and not put it back in.
December 8, 2025 at 2:07 PM
If a wealthy person pays you to remove all their blood & oxygenate it, you should just leave that blood on the floor and not put it back in.
Élodie status: Half frozen, it was 4°F/-16°C this morning. Pipes didn't freeze due to new well enclosure, but my snot has other ideas trying to clear the car of frost this morning.
December 8, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Élodie status: Half frozen, it was 4°F/-16°C this morning. Pipes didn't freeze due to new well enclosure, but my snot has other ideas trying to clear the car of frost this morning.
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hey gang, not urgent rn but money will be pretty tight for the next couple months until kelz finishes their associates and will have time to get a job. if you wanna chip in to paying our bills please consider hitting up:
venmo: @QuadrupleHaelix
cashapp: $QuadrupleHaelix
paypal: upon request
venmo: @QuadrupleHaelix
cashapp: $QuadrupleHaelix
paypal: upon request
December 8, 2025 at 12:58 AM
hey gang, not urgent rn but money will be pretty tight for the next couple months until kelz finishes their associates and will have time to get a job. if you wanna chip in to paying our bills please consider hitting up:
venmo: @QuadrupleHaelix
cashapp: $QuadrupleHaelix
paypal: upon request
venmo: @QuadrupleHaelix
cashapp: $QuadrupleHaelix
paypal: upon request
Realizing my men's jeans from pre-transition still fit me. But I don't need a belt anymore as my ass has caught up to the size of my thighs.
December 8, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Realizing my men's jeans from pre-transition still fit me. But I don't need a belt anymore as my ass has caught up to the size of my thighs.
Laughs... no!
December 7, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Laughs... no!
As in it runs Linux due to personal principles much like an RE Amemiya RX-7 has a rotary engine despite fuel and oil consumption rates. I just don't want AI even if it means it is incapable of certain tasks.
Old tech actually works. New tech is full of AI and smart toilets that spy on you. At this point, I'm planning to just upgrade individual components in the computer but make it Linux and non-AI using going forward. In other words, make a more powerful version of the retro machines.
Why do Gen Z have a growing appetite for retro tech?
December 7, 2025 at 8:22 PM
As in it runs Linux due to personal principles much like an RE Amemiya RX-7 has a rotary engine despite fuel and oil consumption rates. I just don't want AI even if it means it is incapable of certain tasks.
Old tech actually works. New tech is full of AI and smart toilets that spy on you. At this point, I'm planning to just upgrade individual components in the computer but make it Linux and non-AI using going forward. In other words, make a more powerful version of the retro machines.
Why do Gen Z have a growing appetite for retro tech?
Why do Gen Z have a growing appetite for retro tech?
Gen Z are going retro, with studies showing a resurgence in people buying tech in the modern age that can be dated back decades.
www.bbc.com
December 7, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Old tech actually works. New tech is full of AI and smart toilets that spy on you. At this point, I'm planning to just upgrade individual components in the computer but make it Linux and non-AI using going forward. In other words, make a more powerful version of the retro machines.
This is your life under Mormonism
No humping, other people have to be in the room to jump on the bed.
No looking at your partner!
No humping, other people have to be in the room to jump on the bed.
No looking at your partner!
December 7, 2025 at 7:53 PM
This is your life under Mormonism
No humping, other people have to be in the room to jump on the bed.
No looking at your partner!
No humping, other people have to be in the room to jump on the bed.
No looking at your partner!
I've never seen so much wax in one place!
December 7, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I've never seen so much wax in one place!
Since the legalization of marijuana in Michigan, I am now for the idea of the legalization of psychedelic mushrooms and marinara sauce for reasons.
I might want to have a particularly wild Italian dinner someday.
I might want to have a particularly wild Italian dinner someday.
December 7, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Since the legalization of marijuana in Michigan, I am now for the idea of the legalization of psychedelic mushrooms and marinara sauce for reasons.
I might want to have a particularly wild Italian dinner someday.
I might want to have a particularly wild Italian dinner someday.
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anyone who says you shouldn't stick your dick in crazy has never had transsexual pussy
December 7, 2025 at 3:25 AM
anyone who says you shouldn't stick your dick in crazy has never had transsexual pussy
Pretty sure pigs on a farm are more intelligent than the pigs in law enforcement.
Signed,
Elodie, a goth
Signed,
Elodie, a goth
This is the Quadro Tracker, a machine that was sold to cops and the military as a bomb/drug/contraband detector that worked by taking a picture of the thing you wanted it to find, inserting that picture into a slot, and then waving a divining rod around
December 7, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Pretty sure pigs on a farm are more intelligent than the pigs in law enforcement.
Signed,
Elodie, a goth
Signed,
Elodie, a goth
More particularly, the erasure of Occitan, Basque, Breton, German, Corsican, and Dutch within French borders.
Let alone one where the white European content that is predominant is historically Catholic (Polish and French, there's some small fragments of outlying regions in France with distinct ethnicities, but that might start a whole different rant about 1800s France).
December 6, 2025 at 6:57 PM
More particularly, the erasure of Occitan, Basque, Breton, German, Corsican, and Dutch within French borders.
I struggle to sleep at night at times knowing the type of Christian Nationalism the regime is pushing. More particularly, Protestantism of the 7 Mountains type. It doesn't bode well for a trans lesbian of mixed descent (indigenous and white). Con't in next post
December 6, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I struggle to sleep at night at times knowing the type of Christian Nationalism the regime is pushing. More particularly, Protestantism of the 7 Mountains type. It doesn't bode well for a trans lesbian of mixed descent (indigenous and white). Con't in next post
Glowing in the dark from a toxic yuri industrial accident.
toxic yuri industrial accidents
December 6, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Glowing in the dark from a toxic yuri industrial accident.
White is boring, easily stained, and so many things that I don't like about that color. Pantone can fuck themselves.
Signed,
A goth
Signed,
A goth
white?
they said the color of the year is white?
man fuck you
they said the color of the year is white?
man fuck you
December 6, 2025 at 4:24 PM
White is boring, easily stained, and so many things that I don't like about that color. Pantone can fuck themselves.
Signed,
A goth
Signed,
A goth
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it’s so annoying trying to talk to liberals because you tell them that they are capable of harm and they immediately treat you like a fascist would.
"Liberals have bigger empathy centers in their brains!" And yet they can't fucking wait to help MAGA institute state mandated sexual harassment campaigns in sports to keep the trannies out. I'll believe you fucks give a shit when you're ready to abolish cops and prisons and stop V-coding trannies.
December 6, 2025 at 1:17 PM
it’s so annoying trying to talk to liberals because you tell them that they are capable of harm and they immediately treat you like a fascist would.
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hey did u know women pretty
December 6, 2025 at 5:48 AM
hey did u know women pretty
Enron's back!?!?! Oh hell, no!
What does Kalshi and Polymarket have in common with Enron Online? They both want to let you bet on the weather. I looked at Enron's weird derivatives products, and how they're not that different from prediction markets now: www.chron.com/culture/arti...
How Enron's weirdest, most controversial idea is getting new life
Before Kalshi wanted to "financialize everything," Enron wanted to give it a shot, too.
www.chron.com
December 6, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Enron's back!?!?! Oh hell, no!