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@maricohn.bsky.social
Your least favorite drag queen’s least favorite drag queen
Writer by day
📍San Francisco 🌁
Argentinean 🇦🇷
Eat the rich 🌹
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
Be gay, do crime
Fuck it. Give her immunity for life.
November 29, 2025 at 12:25 AM
It’s always someone with the title “Chief People Officer”
November 27, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Okay but do you show nip? The people want to know.
November 26, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Is there another Alan Dershowitz?
November 25, 2025 at 5:38 PM
What are you talking about? That’s a photo of Robert Fartbreath Kennedy Jr
November 25, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Hoggle
November 25, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I remember being 10 years old in 2000, picturing 1975 as a far distant relic of the past, something described in history books and immortalized in Spirit Halloween hippie costumes.

Looking back that far into the past takes me to 10 year old me in 2000.
a man in a mask says i don t even want to be around anymore
ALT: a man in a mask says i don t even want to be around anymore
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November 25, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Winsome Earle-Sears’s campaign slogan might as well have been “I hate trans people” and got demolished in Virginia, but yeah I’m *definitely* going to listen to James Fucking Carville that giving a shit about marginalized people is a losing strategy 🙄
November 25, 2025 at 2:54 AM
The last time he won an election, End of the Road was at the top of the charts. He should have taken the hint.
November 25, 2025 at 1:03 AM
He wouldn’t survive a two minute conversation with a drag queen
November 24, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I’ll take your word for it 💖
November 24, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Okay, I’ll bite…who’s Noah smith?
November 24, 2025 at 6:59 AM