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Marcelo Hessel
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Editor, crítico e apresentador. Omelete, CCXP. IG @marcelohessel
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As always, @jdconnor.bsky.social always forces me (and hopefully you) to rethink exactly how we discuss Hollywood and what it means to think of the industry within the broader economic regimes. online.ucpress.edu/fq/article-a...
December 8, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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Ótima oportunidade para dar ao Matthew Lillard uma indicação ao Oscar de ator coadjuvante por A Vida de Chuck
December 7, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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December 4, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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esqueer.net
This Pluribus ad on a fridge caused a schizophrenic woman named Carol to be hospitalized.
A screenshot of a Reddit post from r/LegalAdviceUK by user Fun-Blueberry-2147. The post describes that the user’s sister, who has schizophrenia, admitted herself to the hospital after believing someone was communicating with her through her smart fridge, which turned out to be an LED screen advertisement. The post explains that she spent two days under monitoring with medication adjustments and that the specific ad she saw included her name, making it especially distressing. The user questions the legality of such targeted or unsettling ads on smart appliances in the UK.
December 4, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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Omelete Company anuncia primeira edição da CCXP KOREA, em Seoul, para 2027
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Omelete Company anuncia primeira edição da CCXP KOREA, em Seoul, para 2027
Omelete Company anuncia primeira edição da CCXP KOREA, em Seoul, para 2027
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December 3, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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pbfcomics.bsky.social
You’ll Be OK
"I'm havin a breakdown," says one crudely-drawn stick figure to another. "You'll be OK," says the second. The first stick figure exclaims, "AGGHHH", and collapses. His head and outstretched arms and legs spell out the letters O-K.
December 3, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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matttomic.bsky.social
Man, the Bluesky Wrapped 2025 is pretty brutal
Two screenshots designed in the style of Spotify Wrapped but they're presented as being a (nonexistent) Bluesky Wrapped Screenshot 1: You spent 738 posts on the following topics: 1. Dunking on the New York Times op-ed section 2. Talking about drama at New York Magazine 3. Weighing in on the New York City mayoral election Screenshot 2: Based on this, your most likely place to be located would be: New York, NY Instead, swipe to see where, based on geotagging, you actually live
December 3, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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umguilhermeprado.bsky.social
Meus lindes uma dica maravilhosa para evitar golpes

O BACEN disponibilizou ontem uma ferramenta que bloqueia a abertura de contas no seu CPF.

Pode parecer bobeira, mas o sistema bancário brasileiro é tão ruim, que é bem fácil abrirem uma conta em seu nome

www.gov.br/pt-br/servic...
Proteger-se com o BC PROTEGE+
www.gov.br
December 2, 2025 at 10:26 PM
marcelohessel.bsky.social
Filmes dos Safdie em ordem de caos, do mais caótico para o menos (assumindo caos como inflação de eventos + imprevisibilidade):

Marty Supreme
Heaven Knows What
Joias Brutas
Good Time
Daddy Longlegs
Coração de Lutador
Prazer de ser Roubado
December 2, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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Canetou
nyfcc.bsky.social New York Film Critics Circle @nyfcc.bsky.social · 6d
BEST DIRECTOR: Jafar Panahi, It Was Just an Accident
December 2, 2025 at 5:53 PM
marcelohessel.bsky.social
Pode descansar mesmo porque o Discurso ja trocou pelo Eyes Wide Shut
smoothdunk2.bsky.social Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 7d
i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
4 panel comic Panel 1: Red Guy looking way way too happy yells “Hey Guys! Is Die Hard a Christmas movie?” Blue Guy next to him calmly says “Shhh” Panel 2: Blue Guy tenderly puts his arms around Red Guy and says “You don’t have to do this” Panel 3: Blue Guy still holds Red Guy tightly and repeats “You don’t have to do this every year”. Red Guy begins to break. Panel 4: Red Guy dissolves into Blue Guy’s embrace, sobbing. He finally feels the weight of Christmas Discourse lifting from his shoulders. He is finally free.
December 2, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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Dez dias lendo sobre locadoras aqui, que benção obrigado Luis Inacio juiz alexandre
December 1, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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iedamarcondes.com
Tudo bem que é treinado com material roubado, que gasta uma quantidade enorme de energia, que causa crise hídrica, que deixa as pessoas malucas, que faz adolescente se matar, que espalha desinformação, que deixa os bilionários mais ricos, mas pelo menos também causa câncer.
December 1, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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caixadoremedios.art
Dá pra resolver isso prendendo o pai e os filhos todos na mesma cela
cecillia.com.br Cecília Olliveira @cecillia.com.br · 8d
MEU DEUS CADÊ OS DIREITOS HUMANOS?
December 1, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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danielduncan.bsky.social
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk sensacional
November 30, 2025 at 11:54 PM
marcelohessel.bsky.social
Tem livro aí que configura maus-tratos
dersuzzalla.bsky.social Sir Dersu Uzala Lancelot Dodd Canterbury Caterham Wickfield @dersuzzalla.bsky.social · 8d
rindo por 27 anos e três meses com a lista de livros que os golpistas precisam ler para reduzir a pena

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November 30, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
a cheese grater that, if viewed from the correct angle, appears to have a friendly, stupid face, an example of Pareidolia
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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noonechomsky.bsky.social
Boa tarde somente para as fontes do século passado
November 27, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Ótima entrevista
November 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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riibrego.bsky.social
"there are no third spaces anymore" wrong. blast furnace
November 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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jasondashbailey.com
I see all you casual fans celebrating Jimmy Cliff via THE HARDER THEY COME but only us real heads go this hard
Poster for CLUB PARADISE
November 24, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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danielgorman20.bsky.social
damn, Udo Kier such a giant. Seemed like he would be around forever, just saw him two days ago in a short scene in Kleber Mendonça Filho‘s Secret Agent. A sui generis talent, could elevate any film with that devilish twinkle in his eye. RIP goat
November 24, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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dersuzzalla.bsky.social
habemus vídeo do nosso trompetista começando os trabalhos
November 22, 2025 at 12:25 PM
marcelohessel.bsky.social
A versão estendida é ó 🤌✨
bruxa.bsky.social 🍺 Bruxa Canterbury Caterham Witchfield @bruxa.bsky.social · 16d
O plantão da Globo é ABSOLUTE CINEMA
November 22, 2025 at 12:26 PM