Mallory Where
@malwhere.bzky.team
she/it
bad for your computer
literally a lesbian
cursed with the wisdom of tiresias
too pretty to proofread my skeets
mastodon: @[email protected]
bad for your computer
literally a lesbian
cursed with the wisdom of tiresias
too pretty to proofread my skeets
mastodon: @[email protected]
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the yearning annex
I’m gonna hug my girlfriend in like an hour so in case any of you feel like a seismic event it was probably that
November 13, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I’m gonna hug my girlfriend in like an hour so in case any of you feel like a seismic event it was probably that
You can always tell a Mallory Travel Day because I’ve posted like 5x more than usual—it’s just me and my brain in a big metal tube running on 2 hours of sleep and, god help us all, there’s wifi for eight dollars
November 13, 2025 at 9:59 PM
You can always tell a Mallory Travel Day because I’ve posted like 5x more than usual—it’s just me and my brain in a big metal tube running on 2 hours of sleep and, god help us all, there’s wifi for eight dollars
One of the really early experiences I had of of being aware of trans people was one time when I was in I think middle or high school and I saw TSA treating this trans woman like shit. I specifically remember that they called her “it.” “It’s asking to be screened by a woman.”
November 13, 2025 at 9:30 PM
One of the really early experiences I had of of being aware of trans people was one time when I was in I think middle or high school and I saw TSA treating this trans woman like shit. I specifically remember that they called her “it.” “It’s asking to be screened by a woman.”
I am not supposed to know what “ROGD” stands for I am not supposed to know things about sports I am not supposed to have my neural pathways tuned to pick up on terf talking points so I can effectively counter them I am not supposed to spend 30% of my brainpower every day watching out for bull shit
November 13, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I am not supposed to know what “ROGD” stands for I am not supposed to know things about sports I am not supposed to have my neural pathways tuned to pick up on terf talking points so I can effectively counter them I am not supposed to spend 30% of my brainpower every day watching out for bull shit
Catholicism is still bad; if you like lore? you should just do Gnosticism. and if you like the idea of a big globally important leader standing up for all things decent with spiritual authority? I’m so sorry but not in this lifetime, sister
U.S. catholic bishops criticizing Trump's crackdowns obscured that at the same conference they tried to make sure way more trans people die due to a lack of life-saving medical care.
Catholic hospitals see 1 in 7 patients. In some areas they're the only medical system:
www.npr.org/2025/11/12/g...
Catholic hospitals see 1 in 7 patients. In some areas they're the only medical system:
www.npr.org/2025/11/12/g...
U.S. bishops officially ban gender-affirming care at Catholic hospitals
The bishops' decision formalizes a yearslong process for the U.S. church to address transgender health care. They also approved a special message on immigration, expressing concern over enforcement an...
www.npr.org
November 13, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Catholicism is still bad; if you like lore? you should just do Gnosticism. and if you like the idea of a big globally important leader standing up for all things decent with spiritual authority? I’m so sorry but not in this lifetime, sister
Can I say something without everybody getting mad
November 13, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Can I say something without everybody getting mad
the old “in terms of cognitive impairment being rich must be like getting kicked in the head by a mule every day” saw keeps accruing additional evidence
Every office has an executive tier whose emails are like:
saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3
and a worker tier whose emails are like:
Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
saw on news , , can we replce complianc dept with web 3
and a worker tier whose emails are like:
Dear Jim,
First of all, I *love* this idea! Unfortunately, I spoke with Legal and identified a few issues with this approach. For starters…
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 13, 2025 at 4:00 PM
the old “in terms of cognitive impairment being rich must be like getting kicked in the head by a mule every day” saw keeps accruing additional evidence
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"Fuck moving forward. Screw coming together. We are going to hire a team of prosecutors so large it needs its own building, fund them so well they have their own helicopters, and instruct them to go after everyone who broke the law from the White House to individual ICE agents."
i’ve said this before and i remain convinced it’s true, the 2028 platform that would deliver obama 08 results is “i am gonna
bring the hammer down on the corrupt self-dealing politicians and their rich friends and there are no sacred cows id give a pass”
bring the hammer down on the corrupt self-dealing politicians and their rich friends and there are no sacred cows id give a pass”
November 13, 2025 at 2:16 PM
"Fuck moving forward. Screw coming together. We are going to hire a team of prosecutors so large it needs its own building, fund them so well they have their own helicopters, and instruct them to go after everyone who broke the law from the White House to individual ICE agents."
I woke up before 3 this morning but it was necessary for me to go to north carolina to be really really gay so it’s impossible to say if it’s bad or not
November 13, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I woke up before 3 this morning but it was necessary for me to go to north carolina to be really really gay so it’s impossible to say if it’s bad or not
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in retrospect the metoo movement did not go too far and in fact should have been given spanish inquisition levels of power and authority
November 13, 2025 at 12:06 PM
in retrospect the metoo movement did not go too far and in fact should have been given spanish inquisition levels of power and authority
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The static background hum of life as a trans woman in 2025 would kill the average cis person
June 19, 2025 at 12:59 AM
The static background hum of life as a trans woman in 2025 would kill the average cis person
I really am beginning to suspect that something in testosterone shuts off the part of the brain responsible for either 1) realizing that you’re obviously staring at someone for long periods of time or 2) understanding why that’s bad
November 13, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I really am beginning to suspect that something in testosterone shuts off the part of the brain responsible for either 1) realizing that you’re obviously staring at someone for long periods of time or 2) understanding why that’s bad
I’ve been listening to the mountain goats for like 20 years now and their latest album is their best work ever I think
November 13, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I’ve been listening to the mountain goats for like 20 years now and their latest album is their best work ever I think
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It just wasn't a big, newsworthy deal like, for instance, the college applications of a mayoral candidate to a school he didn't get into or attend.
To recap: Jeffrey Epstein offered a NY Times reporter photos taken in Epstein's kitchen of Donald Trump and girls in bikinis *and* implored the NYT reporter to put this information in the public discourse in 2015
What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
“would you like photos of donald and girls in bikinis in my kitchen?” -Jeffrey Epstein
November 12, 2025 at 9:38 PM
It just wasn't a big, newsworthy deal like, for instance, the college applications of a mayoral candidate to a school he didn't get into or attend.
I have a UDP joke and I don’t care if you don’t get it
i have a chiropractic joke. i made it up and it's not actually good
I have a podiatry joke but it's kinda corny.
November 13, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I have a UDP joke and I don’t care if you don’t get it
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Just for laughs...
November 12, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Just for laughs...
JD Vance: “ibuprofen is useless medication. i’m gonna go on tv and try to get it banned. really like enough is enough”
Usha Vance [reflexively shotgunning like 6 200mg ibuprofen tablets because her husband has started talking again]: “uh huh sure babe”
Usha Vance [reflexively shotgunning like 6 200mg ibuprofen tablets because her husband has started talking again]: “uh huh sure babe”
JD Vance calls ibuprofen "useless medication" and implies it's not "necessary, safe and effective."
November 12, 2025 at 10:48 PM
JD Vance: “ibuprofen is useless medication. i’m gonna go on tv and try to get it banned. really like enough is enough”
Usha Vance [reflexively shotgunning like 6 200mg ibuprofen tablets because her husband has started talking again]: “uh huh sure babe”
Usha Vance [reflexively shotgunning like 6 200mg ibuprofen tablets because her husband has started talking again]: “uh huh sure babe”
Okay I know I look like a goober in this picture but if you had told me that I would literally look like this, at work, even a year ago, I would have laughed in your face
November 12, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Okay I know I look like a goober in this picture but if you had told me that I would literally look like this, at work, even a year ago, I would have laughed in your face
I’m going to go insane
Apparently it was an article about Johnny Cash.
November 12, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I’m going to go insane
cool
WHITE HOUSE: FEDERAL STATISTICAL SYSTEM MAY HAVE PERMANENTLY BEEN DAMAGED WHITE HOUSE: OCTOBER JOBS REPORTS LIKELY NEVER RELEASED
November 12, 2025 at 6:51 PM
cool
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it's only a champagne supernova if it annihilates france
January 14, 2024 at 9:22 PM
it's only a champagne supernova if it annihilates france
Sometimes it blows my mind how different my bar is for being “very lucky” now than it was before
it blows cishet people's minds when i say i consider myself a very lucky person
November 12, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Sometimes it blows my mind how different my bar is for being “very lucky” now than it was before
That’s barely enough gender to run a vacuum cleaner! They’ve got to shut it down!
[Ed Harris in Apollo 13 voice] alright. What do we have on this spacecraft that isnt gender.
November 12, 2025 at 5:15 PM
That’s barely enough gender to run a vacuum cleaner! They’ve got to shut it down!
Talking about building the ballroom is as articulate and interested as this guy ever looks and even here he sounds like he’s recovering from a bad hangover
INGRAHAM: Where did you get the stone?
TRUMP: Different places
INGRAHAM: Different places? Hmm
TRUMP: Different places
INGRAHAM: Different places? Hmm
November 12, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Talking about building the ballroom is as articulate and interested as this guy ever looks and even here he sounds like he’s recovering from a bad hangover
The six conservatives on SCOTUS should have to go without food until SNAP funding is restored. Sam Alito is so barking mad these days that he would probably gnaw his own arm off, and I would pay good money to see that
November 12, 2025 at 12:42 AM
The six conservatives on SCOTUS should have to go without food until SNAP funding is restored. Sam Alito is so barking mad these days that he would probably gnaw his own arm off, and I would pay good money to see that