Malt_Dismay
@malt-dismay.bsky.social
F-4, Cold War, Cold Beer, Kobe beef, Kentucky Bourbon, Japan, Kadena, Aloha shirts (sounds like a Billy Joel song!)👊🇺🇸🔥
‘I was only following orders….’?
November 25, 2025 at 2:37 AM
‘I was only following orders….’?
Yeah, but f*ck Russia!
1.2 MILLION Russian casualties and they still can’t achieve their goals.
SLAVA 🇺🇦
1.2 MILLION Russian casualties and they still can’t achieve their goals.
SLAVA 🇺🇦
November 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Yeah, but f*ck Russia!
1.2 MILLION Russian casualties and they still can’t achieve their goals.
SLAVA 🇺🇦
1.2 MILLION Russian casualties and they still can’t achieve their goals.
SLAVA 🇺🇦
In this economy? They’re lucky you could bring ANYTHING!
November 23, 2025 at 9:09 PM
In this economy? They’re lucky you could bring ANYTHING!
Reality check; MTG is now my enemy’s enemy= I have two enemies weaker than the one enemy I had before. She is not my friend.
November 23, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Reality check; MTG is now my enemy’s enemy= I have two enemies weaker than the one enemy I had before. She is not my friend.
She can go straight to hell.
November 22, 2025 at 1:25 PM
She can go straight to hell.
Yes James! Yes! THIS is what Starmer should be saying instead of pandering to his traitorous supporters!
November 22, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Yes James! Yes! THIS is what Starmer should be saying instead of pandering to his traitorous supporters!
I got two Leica digital cameras I should sell because I never use them. Why carry a camera around when I have one in my phone already?
November 21, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I got two Leica digital cameras I should sell because I never use them. Why carry a camera around when I have one in my phone already?
Reading the comments, and every now and then someone chimes in with a wanky comment about how the quality of a b&w photo taken with a special b&w sensor and three chips is *so much better* in a way that literally no one will notice and will need to be told every time you show them such a photo🙄
November 21, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Reading the comments, and every now and then someone chimes in with a wanky comment about how the quality of a b&w photo taken with a special b&w sensor and three chips is *so much better* in a way that literally no one will notice and will need to be told every time you show them such a photo🙄
Do you need to spend $7000 because you (deep breath) DON’T KNOW HOW TO TURN ORDINARY PHOTOS INTO BLACK & WHITE? WTAF? This Leica camera is an ‘idiot test’.
November 21, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Do you need to spend $7000 because you (deep breath) DON’T KNOW HOW TO TURN ORDINARY PHOTOS INTO BLACK & WHITE? WTAF? This Leica camera is an ‘idiot test’.
Ahh, so Elon doesn’t win because he’s younger, he wins because despite being a middle aged fat white guy, he’s more knowledgeable about boxing than Mike Tyson? And Captain Cringe wonders why the only women who are prepared to mother his children demand IVF and a sack of $$$🙄
November 21, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Ahh, so Elon doesn’t win because he’s younger, he wins because despite being a middle aged fat white guy, he’s more knowledgeable about boxing than Mike Tyson? And Captain Cringe wonders why the only women who are prepared to mother his children demand IVF and a sack of $$$🙄
Yeah, but Crowded House, so don’t go patting yourselves on the back just yet.
November 16, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Yeah, but Crowded House, so don’t go patting yourselves on the back just yet.
Yeah, but Santos is also kinda stupid.
November 16, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Yeah, but Santos is also kinda stupid.
I can’t see this for sale in your online print shop😥
November 15, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I can’t see this for sale in your online print shop😥
I love you but,
using an hour to apologize for Starmer selling out his base and letting Farage pull his strings, you plug your Wes Streeting Full Disclosure and then 10 mins later drop a story to link Streeting with Mandelson in voters minds* + doctors strike.
*Starmer breathes sigh of relief.
using an hour to apologize for Starmer selling out his base and letting Farage pull his strings, you plug your Wes Streeting Full Disclosure and then 10 mins later drop a story to link Streeting with Mandelson in voters minds* + doctors strike.
*Starmer breathes sigh of relief.
November 14, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I love you but,
using an hour to apologize for Starmer selling out his base and letting Farage pull his strings, you plug your Wes Streeting Full Disclosure and then 10 mins later drop a story to link Streeting with Mandelson in voters minds* + doctors strike.
*Starmer breathes sigh of relief.
using an hour to apologize for Starmer selling out his base and letting Farage pull his strings, you plug your Wes Streeting Full Disclosure and then 10 mins later drop a story to link Streeting with Mandelson in voters minds* + doctors strike.
*Starmer breathes sigh of relief.
And just like that, Starmer became a one-term PM.
November 12, 2025 at 8:25 AM
And just like that, Starmer became a one-term PM.
I didn’t know they made jars that small- must be AI.
November 12, 2025 at 8:25 AM
I didn’t know they made jars that small- must be AI.
Well now that Musk is through with Steven Miller’s wife, she might be in with a chance.
November 12, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Well now that Musk is through with Steven Miller’s wife, she might be in with a chance.
Yeah but, the ‘genius’ is worth a $trillion pay day…
Someday it’s all gonna collapse.
Someday it’s all gonna collapse.
November 12, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Yeah but, the ‘genius’ is worth a $trillion pay day…
Someday it’s all gonna collapse.
Someday it’s all gonna collapse.
It’s just how much of that stick on crap is exactly the same thing put up in so many places! It’s like they ordered 200 stick-on gold-colored plastic pieces of crap and just shoved them up anywhere!
November 12, 2025 at 12:45 AM
It’s just how much of that stick on crap is exactly the same thing put up in so many places! It’s like they ordered 200 stick-on gold-colored plastic pieces of crap and just shoved them up anywhere!
F*ck this brain damaged traitor who 💩 all over his supporters who wished him well in his recovery. I guess he’s got great healthcare coverage with the job.
November 11, 2025 at 3:40 PM
F*ck this brain damaged traitor who 💩 all over his supporters who wished him well in his recovery. I guess he’s got great healthcare coverage with the job.
No, you’re wrong. Putin’s got big gold doors and Trump’s got a crappy cheap curtain that looks like it’s covering a patio door, not ‘The Main Entrance’ because Trump has no class, style, nor clue.
November 10, 2025 at 4:02 PM
No, you’re wrong. Putin’s got big gold doors and Trump’s got a crappy cheap curtain that looks like it’s covering a patio door, not ‘The Main Entrance’ because Trump has no class, style, nor clue.
Jake f*cking Tapper🙄
November 10, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Jake f*cking Tapper🙄
And also overcompensating for being short. Never underestimate how much being short makes guys total dicks.
November 9, 2025 at 1:01 PM
And also overcompensating for being short. Never underestimate how much being short makes guys total dicks.