Shazam capitaine
I'm psure the years 2013-2023 have been thoroughly yeeted from my memory and I constantly feel awkward af about it.
September 28, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Shazam capitaine
Let’s go back to the dinner table all you fkn children
You guysssss come on
September 28, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Let’s go back to the dinner table all you fkn children
You guysssss come on
September 28, 2025 at 6:14 AM
You guysssss come on
Thank you very much yo Mr. Jordano for helping me escape just when I needed to:
thank yourself, know your worth
thank yourself, know your worth
September 27, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Thank you very much yo Mr. Jordano for helping me escape just when I needed to:
thank yourself, know your worth
thank yourself, know your worth
They know. We know: the more we know the less we know.
I'm psure the years 2013-2023 have been thoroughly yeeted from my memory and I constantly feel awkward af about it.
September 27, 2025 at 4:12 AM
They know. We know: the more we know the less we know.
Reposted by Jane
9-0 SCOTUS ruling from last year:
“Government officials cannot attempt to coerce private parties in order to punish or suppress views that the government disfavors.”
“Government officials cannot attempt to coerce private parties in order to punish or suppress views that the government disfavors.”
September 19, 2025 at 1:52 PM
9-0 SCOTUS ruling from last year:
“Government officials cannot attempt to coerce private parties in order to punish or suppress views that the government disfavors.”
“Government officials cannot attempt to coerce private parties in order to punish or suppress views that the government disfavors.”
Laughing is stranger than fiction, I know right? 🙄
September 19, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Laughing is stranger than fiction, I know right? 🙄
Laura by bat for lashes
"The Late Show With Stephen Colbert" won best talk series at the #Emmys.
Colbert received a prolonged standing ovation for his win — and applause from the press corps backstage. bit.ly/46gpXT3
Colbert received a prolonged standing ovation for his win — and applause from the press corps backstage. bit.ly/46gpXT3
September 15, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Laura by bat for lashes
Stasi policy, first time here?
People missing an important point about folks getting fired for whatever they said about Charlie Kirk: Americans are being conditioned to be snitches on their fellow citizens who don’t toe a party line on what is “allowed” to be expressed. And employers are going along. It’s the new secret police
September 14, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Stasi policy, first time here?
All on CCTV. 🤷🏻♀️👥👋🏽
I lost track of how many 20-somethings I pretended to be clinically stupid in front of last year while fighting it out with other 30-somethings that should know better about LLM induced psychosis and ontological shitfuckery to justify lazy tech choices.
September 13, 2025 at 2:46 AM
All on CCTV. 🤷🏻♀️👥👋🏽
Okay jung Jungians:
No one’s time is up.
Have a little faith.
No one’s time is up.
Have a little faith.
September 12, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Okay jung Jungians:
No one’s time is up.
Have a little faith.
No one’s time is up.
Have a little faith.
4 non blondes.
"J'aimais beaucoup Charlie Kirk parce qu'il était exactement le contraire de l'intolérance"
Le type racontait (entre autres saletés) que le Civil Rights Act ayant mis fin à la ségrégation raciale était une "immense erreur".
Mais personne ne se respecte plus ou quoi ?
Le type racontait (entre autres saletés) que le Civil Rights Act ayant mis fin à la ségrégation raciale était une "immense erreur".
Mais personne ne se respecte plus ou quoi ?
Ah oui donc c’est officiel, tout le monde a pété les plombs
September 12, 2025 at 9:38 AM
4 non blondes.
The Minaj twist on feeling myself always helped me idk 🤷🏻♀️
September 11, 2025 at 3:27 PM
The Minaj twist on feeling myself always helped me idk 🤷🏻♀️
Ditto & likewise babe.
"Bitch I am this region's neural net" and other things my lawyer would like me to stop yelling while I'm feeling myself.
September 11, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Ditto & likewise babe.
Hi FTW expats
(Beautiful cinematography in the Amazon version w/ Kidman.)
(Beautiful cinematography in the Amazon version w/ Kidman.)
Every day I regret not taking up my late father's offer of a HK the first time Trump got elected.
September 10, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Hi FTW expats
(Beautiful cinematography in the Amazon version w/ Kidman.)
(Beautiful cinematography in the Amazon version w/ Kidman.)
« You grow grrrrrrl »
🫡🫶🏽🤷🏻♀️💜
🫡🫶🏽🤷🏻♀️💜
Authoritarians thrive on your silence — be loud — for America.
September 7, 2025 at 2:37 AM
« You grow grrrrrrl »
🫡🫶🏽🤷🏻♀️💜
🫡🫶🏽🤷🏻♀️💜
Vanderlyle cry, baby cry.
(All the very best of us string ourselves string up for love.)
Man, it’s all been forgiven.
Still no surprising you.
🤷🏻♀️
I’ll explain everything to the « geeks ».
signed,
Not actually the national but, Xo
😘
Jane
(All the very best of us string ourselves string up for love.)
Man, it’s all been forgiven.
Still no surprising you.
🤷🏻♀️
I’ll explain everything to the « geeks ».
signed,
Not actually the national but, Xo
😘
Jane
September 6, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Vanderlyle cry, baby cry.
(All the very best of us string ourselves string up for love.)
Man, it’s all been forgiven.
Still no surprising you.
🤷🏻♀️
I’ll explain everything to the « geeks ».
signed,
Not actually the national but, Xo
😘
Jane
(All the very best of us string ourselves string up for love.)
Man, it’s all been forgiven.
Still no surprising you.
🤷🏻♀️
I’ll explain everything to the « geeks ».
signed,
Not actually the national but, Xo
😘
Jane
When your homies win the internet:
It takes an ocean not to break.
🫣
It takes an ocean not to break.
🫣
September 6, 2025 at 11:46 PM
When your homies win the internet:
It takes an ocean not to break.
🫣
It takes an ocean not to break.
🫣
Legit it looks like: we are all too old for this. Who wants to Jcool off and get dinner together.
Feel you homes.
Feel you homes.
I cut off my oldest/closest friend circle last year over just being done with how the two trust fundies at the center of it are constantly dodging abuse allegations and most days I'm fine with it, but trying to figure out how to reiterate on new social patterns in one's late thirties is a fuck.
September 6, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Legit it looks like: we are all too old for this. Who wants to Jcool off and get dinner together.
Feel you homes.
Feel you homes.
Interests are cunning AF: this one 😘🤷🏻♀️🔑
September 6, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Interests are cunning AF: this one 😘🤷🏻♀️🔑
@scwpod.bsky.social hottest profile ever?
September 6, 2025 at 11:38 PM
@scwpod.bsky.social hottest profile ever?
That’s the XX Ching thing thing.
Aliens by 2027 or your next universe is free.
September 6, 2025 at 3:35 PM
That’s the XX Ching thing thing.