Malk
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Shows the average person what some nerd thinks about Star Trek"
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Shows the average person what some nerd thinks about Star Trek"
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Four thousand, six hundred and thirty four days since Melbourne hosted @metallica.com, we're all here waiting for these final minutes before they hit the stage!
November 8, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Four thousand, six hundred and thirty four days since Melbourne hosted @metallica.com, we're all here waiting for these final minutes before they hit the stage!
It's @metallica.com -mas Eve for Melburnians! 🤘
Tomorrow, it will have been a whole 4,634 days since they last played in this amazing city... but who's counting?
I was at Flemington nearly 13 years ago
My kids weren't even born
We're all going tomorrow! 🤘
Tomorrow, it will have been a whole 4,634 days since they last played in this amazing city... but who's counting?
I was at Flemington nearly 13 years ago
My kids weren't even born
We're all going tomorrow! 🤘
November 7, 2025 at 9:53 AM
It's @metallica.com -mas Eve for Melburnians! 🤘
Tomorrow, it will have been a whole 4,634 days since they last played in this amazing city... but who's counting?
I was at Flemington nearly 13 years ago
My kids weren't even born
We're all going tomorrow! 🤘
Tomorrow, it will have been a whole 4,634 days since they last played in this amazing city... but who's counting?
I was at Flemington nearly 13 years ago
My kids weren't even born
We're all going tomorrow! 🤘
October 29, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Good morning, everyone!
Except you, Mam Sitchell 🖕
Except you, Mam Sitchell 🖕
October 15, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Good morning, everyone!
Except you, Mam Sitchell 🖕
Except you, Mam Sitchell 🖕
The orange faced, nappy-wearing piece of shit octogenarian is going to lose his senile mind even further when he gets woken by his piss-alarm in the morning!
October 10, 2025 at 9:35 AM
The orange faced, nappy-wearing piece of shit octogenarian is going to lose his senile mind even further when he gets woken by his piss-alarm in the morning!
September 27, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Fuck, this annoys the shit out of me!
Why didn't you release them in the first place? Did you find them in a drawer? Did someone not print enough?
Fuck off!
Sell them all at the same time you, disingenuous fucks!
That goes for you, too, Ticketmaster/Ticketek/FuckingLive Nation
Why didn't you release them in the first place? Did you find them in a drawer? Did someone not print enough?
Fuck off!
Sell them all at the same time you, disingenuous fucks!
That goes for you, too, Ticketmaster/Ticketek/FuckingLive Nation
September 27, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Fuck, this annoys the shit out of me!
Why didn't you release them in the first place? Did you find them in a drawer? Did someone not print enough?
Fuck off!
Sell them all at the same time you, disingenuous fucks!
That goes for you, too, Ticketmaster/Ticketek/FuckingLive Nation
Why didn't you release them in the first place? Did you find them in a drawer? Did someone not print enough?
Fuck off!
Sell them all at the same time you, disingenuous fucks!
That goes for you, too, Ticketmaster/Ticketek/FuckingLive Nation
You see this, post a concert pic you took
September 24, 2025 at 1:12 AM
You see this, post a concert pic you took
No one is ready for the next global pandemic originating from the failed states of America in the form of a categorically eradicated and entirely preventable communicable disease
Absolutely no one should be following the health advice from a brain-dead parasite loosely wrapped in wrinkly human skin
Absolutely no one should be following the health advice from a brain-dead parasite loosely wrapped in wrinkly human skin
September 23, 2025 at 12:37 AM
No one is ready for the next global pandemic originating from the failed states of America in the form of a categorically eradicated and entirely preventable communicable disease
Absolutely no one should be following the health advice from a brain-dead parasite loosely wrapped in wrinkly human skin
Absolutely no one should be following the health advice from a brain-dead parasite loosely wrapped in wrinkly human skin
September 12, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Me: "Charlie Kirk was a piece of shit"
US: "You're banned"
I mean, it's already happening if you have this image on your phone
US: "You're banned"
I mean, it's already happening if you have this image on your phone
September 11, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Me: "Charlie Kirk was a piece of shit"
US: "You're banned"
I mean, it's already happening if you have this image on your phone
US: "You're banned"
I mean, it's already happening if you have this image on your phone
And by happenstance, I have found myself at the John F Kennedy Memorial in Melbourne's Treasury Gardens for lunch today
September 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
And by happenstance, I have found myself at the John F Kennedy Memorial in Melbourne's Treasury Gardens for lunch today
Showing proof of age to bsky
September 3, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Showing proof of age to bsky
Farken!
After all these years...?
How is this still happening...?
After all these years...?
How is this still happening...?
August 21, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Farken!
After all these years...?
How is this still happening...?
After all these years...?
How is this still happening...?
Imma wear a helmet after my shenanigans at Knotfest earlier in the year 😵💫
🤣
🤣
August 19, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Imma wear a helmet after my shenanigans at Knotfest earlier in the year 😵💫
🤣
🤣
Tell da lady I got da tickets! 🤘
August 19, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Tell da lady I got da tickets! 🤘
Is it really that cold in Melbourne unless you screenshot the BoM app page with your location?
The water garden hose froze - that hasn't happened before! Certainly made de-icing the car a little more difficult
The water garden hose froze - that hasn't happened before! Certainly made de-icing the car a little more difficult
August 18, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Is it really that cold in Melbourne unless you screenshot the BoM app page with your location?
The water garden hose froze - that hasn't happened before! Certainly made de-icing the car a little more difficult
The water garden hose froze - that hasn't happened before! Certainly made de-icing the car a little more difficult
I fucken love this band! 🤣🤣🤣
August 12, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I fucken love this band! 🤣🤣🤣
Yaaasssssssss!!!!! 🤘🤘🤘🤘
Keen af for Machine Head, BTW!
Keen af for Machine Head, BTW!
August 12, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Yaaasssssssss!!!!! 🤘🤘🤘🤘
Keen af for Machine Head, BTW!
Keen af for Machine Head, BTW!
He got involved in EggBoy (oops! He turned out to be a dick, too) slamming Fraser Anning, the arsewipe, with an egg at the time
My best guess is that it's this image of an egg with the Shittest person ever to play Superman, Dean Cain, with his name on a now very rotten egg 🤣
My best guess is that it's this image of an egg with the Shittest person ever to play Superman, Dean Cain, with his name on a now very rotten egg 🤣
August 10, 2025 at 10:13 AM
He got involved in EggBoy (oops! He turned out to be a dick, too) slamming Fraser Anning, the arsewipe, with an egg at the time
My best guess is that it's this image of an egg with the Shittest person ever to play Superman, Dean Cain, with his name on a now very rotten egg 🤣
My best guess is that it's this image of an egg with the Shittest person ever to play Superman, Dean Cain, with his name on a now very rotten egg 🤣
No Linkin Park farken!!!
Live Nation making an announcement on Monday, before the GT line up drop on Tuesday
Kents
Live Nation making an announcement on Monday, before the GT line up drop on Tuesday
Kents
August 8, 2025 at 4:01 AM
No Linkin Park farken!!!
Live Nation making an announcement on Monday, before the GT line up drop on Tuesday
Kents
Live Nation making an announcement on Monday, before the GT line up drop on Tuesday
Kents
The shittest Superman of all time really is a really giant piece of shit
Fuck you, Dean Cain, you giant piece of shit 🖕
Fuck you, Dean Cain, you giant piece of shit 🖕
August 7, 2025 at 11:31 AM
The shittest Superman of all time really is a really giant piece of shit
Fuck you, Dean Cain, you giant piece of shit 🖕
Fuck you, Dean Cain, you giant piece of shit 🖕
It's Festival Season!!! 🤘
July 29, 2025 at 2:48 AM
It's Festival Season!!! 🤘