Mal 🌙
@malfunctionhere.bsky.social
Full time human. Casual gamer. Books, coffee and cats. 💜
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Mal 🌙
@malfunctionhere.bsky.social
· Oct 18
I am interested in talking about gaming, specifically cozy games like Stardew, maybe Valorant, your pets (cats, dogs etc) and what book you are reading!
hmu 🥰
Crowley the cat for you to look at.
hmu 🥰
Crowley the cat for you to look at.
The hoar frost is fluttering in front of my client's window sparkling in the sunshine.
November 27, 2025 at 4:30 PM
The hoar frost is fluttering in front of my client's window sparkling in the sunshine.
I am certified insane. I have 5 primary email addresses. I went through ALL of them and deleted and moved 1000s of emails. It feels so good!!
November 4, 2025 at 5:51 AM
I am certified insane. I have 5 primary email addresses. I went through ALL of them and deleted and moved 1000s of emails. It feels so good!!
At least Toronto gets to hang a new banner in the stadium. ALCS champs 2025. Tough game today but at least the Jays made it to the World Series!
November 2, 2025 at 4:31 AM
At least Toronto gets to hang a new banner in the stadium. ALCS champs 2025. Tough game today but at least the Jays made it to the World Series!
Did I absolutely buy a hand held Bluetooth clicker to lay in bed and page forward on my tablet from under the covers? Yout BET your ass I did!
November 1, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Did I absolutely buy a hand held Bluetooth clicker to lay in bed and page forward on my tablet from under the covers? Yout BET your ass I did!
The haunted house on Angus and Retallack is bumpin! Huge line up to get in!
November 1, 2025 at 3:26 AM
The haunted house on Angus and Retallack is bumpin! Huge line up to get in!
I was at an event out of town recently and I was talking about Silent Book Club and how successful our chapter is in Regina. One of the people I was talking to was like "oh but it's not monetized" and that is what is wrong with society. Not everything we do needs to be a side hustle. #books #read
October 29, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I am on a two year streak learning French. ☺️
October 20, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I am on a two year streak learning French. ☺️
I was stopped outside the Mackenzie Gala this evening by someone and I was wearing my dad's 1970s buckskin fringe jacket (on theme with the gala) and the man said "your outfit tonight is perfect, it is everything!" They told me how they knew my jacket was authentic and they had one back then. 🥹
October 18, 2025 at 7:21 AM
I was stopped outside the Mackenzie Gala this evening by someone and I was wearing my dad's 1970s buckskin fringe jacket (on theme with the gala) and the man said "your outfit tonight is perfect, it is everything!" They told me how they knew my jacket was authentic and they had one back then. 🥹
My friend called her perimenopause dementia, perimentia and well, now I have another word I will forget in my brain fog.
October 16, 2025 at 10:31 PM
My friend called her perimenopause dementia, perimentia and well, now I have another word I will forget in my brain fog.
Client that I had a few years back wants to return. I am fully booked! 😩 They are amazing. Time to figure out this schedule.
They were the iconic Reddit post about my business that partially created my current fully booked situation.
They were the iconic Reddit post about my business that partially created my current fully booked situation.
October 10, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Client that I had a few years back wants to return. I am fully booked! 😩 They are amazing. Time to figure out this schedule.
They were the iconic Reddit post about my business that partially created my current fully booked situation.
They were the iconic Reddit post about my business that partially created my current fully booked situation.
Tolkien has been laying at the end of my side of the bed the last three nights. If you knew this cat you would realize what a huge win this is. He doesn't sleep in bed with us ever. The fact that he chose my side and feels safe there... My heart. 🥹
October 10, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Tolkien has been laying at the end of my side of the bed the last three nights. If you knew this cat you would realize what a huge win this is. He doesn't sleep in bed with us ever. The fact that he chose my side and feels safe there... My heart. 🥹
I am that meme.
Get home. Shower. Little break between clients. I'm going to read. Get into bed. Outloud to no one, " I love bed."
😆
Get home. Shower. Little break between clients. I'm going to read. Get into bed. Outloud to no one, " I love bed."
😆
October 8, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I am that meme.
Get home. Shower. Little break between clients. I'm going to read. Get into bed. Outloud to no one, " I love bed."
😆
Get home. Shower. Little break between clients. I'm going to read. Get into bed. Outloud to no one, " I love bed."
😆
Man Keanu deserved the #AFP on #BigBrothet27 amazing! Congratulations to Ashley for winning!!
September 29, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Man Keanu deserved the #AFP on #BigBrothet27 amazing! Congratulations to Ashley for winning!!
Painted on Friday with @poolsidemuse.bsky.social this was the result. What fun! 😍
September 28, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Painted on Friday with @poolsidemuse.bsky.social this was the result. What fun! 😍
Happy Ghast song in #MinecraftLive slaps. 🤭
September 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Happy Ghast song in #MinecraftLive slaps. 🤭
It's probably really weird after 21 seasons of Grey's Anatomy to start watching it for the first time as the 22nd is ready to premiere. I like Shonda Rimes, the soundtrack slaps so far and it's not something I would normally choose for myself.
September 26, 2025 at 4:31 AM
It's probably really weird after 21 seasons of Grey's Anatomy to start watching it for the first time as the 22nd is ready to premiere. I like Shonda Rimes, the soundtrack slaps so far and it's not something I would normally choose for myself.
Nothing like AltNation on a road trip with @altmadison.bsky.social being unhinged. Love it! All I need is her singing and my trip has been made. #altnation
September 19, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Nothing like AltNation on a road trip with @altmadison.bsky.social being unhinged. Love it! All I need is her singing and my trip has been made. #altnation
Sometimes you are holding your boyfriend's hand while he sleeps and simultaneously scritching a cat head with the same index finger. The cat won't have it any other way.
September 15, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Sometimes you are holding your boyfriend's hand while he sleeps and simultaneously scritching a cat head with the same index finger. The cat won't have it any other way.
Downton Abbey is a comfort show.
✨Maggie Smith was one of the best.✨
I have embraced the art of binging, truly this past 10 days. I have watched all the series and I am getting ready for the second movie as we speak. All in time for the new film tomorrow! 🥳
✨Maggie Smith was one of the best.✨
I have embraced the art of binging, truly this past 10 days. I have watched all the series and I am getting ready for the second movie as we speak. All in time for the new film tomorrow! 🥳
September 11, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Downton Abbey is a comfort show.
✨Maggie Smith was one of the best.✨
I have embraced the art of binging, truly this past 10 days. I have watched all the series and I am getting ready for the second movie as we speak. All in time for the new film tomorrow! 🥳
✨Maggie Smith was one of the best.✨
I have embraced the art of binging, truly this past 10 days. I have watched all the series and I am getting ready for the second movie as we speak. All in time for the new film tomorrow! 🥳
So allegedly you need to shop for winter boots in July and August now. Why aren't we shopping for items in the season that logically they belong to?
September 8, 2025 at 9:13 PM
So allegedly you need to shop for winter boots in July and August now. Why aren't we shopping for items in the season that logically they belong to?
Imagine hosting a book club that people enjoying going to, now also imagine it going for an entire year! WILD!
September 5, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Imagine hosting a book club that people enjoying going to, now also imagine it going for an entire year! WILD!
My heart is so broken. Brady's cat Tolkien hasn't been seen since Sunday around noon. 🥺 I just keep calling out to him and I hope he is on a great adventure but I want him to come home. 😭
September 2, 2025 at 8:34 PM
My heart is so broken. Brady's cat Tolkien hasn't been seen since Sunday around noon. 🥺 I just keep calling out to him and I hope he is on a great adventure but I want him to come home. 😭
Just because I am out with a friend of the opposite sex doesn't mean we are dating/married. Fuck RIGHT OFF!
August 30, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Just because I am out with a friend of the opposite sex doesn't mean we are dating/married. Fuck RIGHT OFF!
I received a life changing offer professionally recently and I thought it would be a slow burn. Maybe starting in January. Turns out, they want me ASAP. 😍
August 26, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I received a life changing offer professionally recently and I thought it would be a slow burn. Maybe starting in January. Turns out, they want me ASAP. 😍