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Nice jewel of Frigia
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Aziz light, refreshing
November 15, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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This is now a dog relaxation account
A giant pyrenees, a white and tan and furry, in extreme closeup, looks into the camera. It's lying on someone's lap. A smaller, but still considerable, red heeler mix cuddles alongside
November 9, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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Found your dating pool
A small white trashcan with a handwritten lable taped to it. The label reads, "Sucker trash only"
November 1, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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@ctrlcreep.bsky.social done it again

hardcover.app/books/talisnam
An excerpt from Talisnam, a book you should have with you right away
October 22, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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Fra Devilolo
Extreme close up of food label, reads 666 fresh pappardelle
September 27, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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Calm down fitted sheet
Tag on a navy fitted sheet, reads "Top or Bottom King"
September 18, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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A copy of @ctrlcreep's excellent book Talisnam holding down my haunted night stand
September 13, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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Arm embrace meme from predator. Left side reads "rfkjr health advice" right side reads "rfkjr sext" middle space reads "rub some dirt on it"
July 3, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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Mcdonalds sign with lettering beneath that reads "bite into an anus"
June 27, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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Confirmed this place rules
Pic of storefront for Talking Animals Books, a really cool quaint bookstore in Grapevine, tx
June 5, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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Amazing marker drawing of the nedry/dodson scene in jurrasic park - by David cooper
May 31, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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#InvisibleNetworks infrascripture
True godheads came to know that communing with the almighty wasn’t a metaphor. It wasn’t performative. It wasn’t a cathartic recreation of verbal interplay, as though you could speak with god. As though generaphytes had language. All they needed and all they had was a sense of space. Within a few revelations, occupation of space quickly became the primary canvas upon which mankind expressed what it always reserved for the divine. And the evolution of its pleading, its accusations, its rationalizations, its resentments informed the structures it built. Multi-spired houses of worship gave way to concrete ovoid spaces for contemplation and then obsidian slabs stretching to every horizon. Worshippers expressed their frothy devotion, their bitter disappointment, their abject confusion through fractal towers whose heights were clipped by stratospheric orbital rings and whose depths were never known, their foundations plunged through firmament, oceanbed, and recorded history itself.
April 3, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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I think you should leave 55 burgers meme with except from a redwall feast description: October ale and strawberry cordial, tarts, pies, flans, and puddings, served out and replaced by fresh delights from Redwall’s kitchens. Turnovers, trifles, breads, fondants, salads, pasties, and cheeses alternated with beakers of greensap milk, mint tea, rosehip cup and elderberry wine
April 1, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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I regret to inform you that this reference is an ace in the hole
An ACE hardware billboard. It shows the Ace logo in the middle space between two red curtains being pulled apart by two gloved hands oh god no it looks like goatse
March 29, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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We got chu
Two lumpy old dogs snuggled with a man on a couch. One dog has his paws over the other dog's eyes. It's adorable
March 29, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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Please don't say "love"
Dingy restroom in a small restaurant. Above the toilet, stenciled on the wall in cursive, are the words "The secret ingredient is"
March 20, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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Teddy from Bob's Burgers
March 19, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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This one says sup. Needs the hour back for snooze
Brooks, the pyrenees (perhaps St. Bernard mix?), has smooshed his face on a couch pillow. He looks content
March 9, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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New body horror just dropped
Box of raising bran cereal with tagine that reads "BURSTING WITH RAISINS"
February 25, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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Ur game lately bro
A large green garbage bin with thw word "RIZZ" stenciled on it in large white letters
January 15, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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Mine is organic
A large green trash dumpster with "RIZZ" stenciled on it in white. Implying that my game is garbage but I know that works for some people
December 16, 2024 at 3:30 AM
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God is dead or heaven is real, is the point
Photo of a package of bacon with cinnamon toast crunchdust
December 8, 2024 at 3:49 AM
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Can't go out, I'm talking with Brando Brogdon
IPhone call in progress with the screen showing the caller ID as Brando Brogdon. Yes, Brando Brogdon
November 22, 2024 at 3:26 AM
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Thank you! Here's my situation. Am I too concerned about the cactus breaking if I just let it fall out?
A cactus leaning over in a gardening pot
November 14, 2024 at 1:36 PM
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Please accept this contribution today of The Anointed One
Golden chow, an older dog, with a big leaf on his head
November 6, 2024 at 8:10 PM