Chris
@maizerage.bsky.social
Random musings about sports and the occasional zinger
First black friday purchase arrived and worth every dollar of the $10.
December 1, 2025 at 10:28 PM
First black friday purchase arrived and worth every dollar of the $10.
Hey Ron , you're slipping!
November 30, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Hey Ron , you're slipping!
Tried to place order. Shows this warning trying to get a shipping quote for delivery to Florida.
November 28, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Tried to place order. Shows this warning trying to get a shipping quote for delivery to Florida.
BOGO + Free shipping on hats? I'm in.
November 28, 2025 at 3:45 PM
BOGO + Free shipping on hats? I'm in.
16 yrs of updates coming soon and counting. Bang up job of social media Sporting Jacksonville.
November 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
16 yrs of updates coming soon and counting. Bang up job of social media Sporting Jacksonville.
Read the room USL SL Sporting Jax.
November 26, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Read the room USL SL Sporting Jax.
Love to spend $12 shipping on a $18 item. (Did not buy obv)
November 26, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Love to spend $12 shipping on a $18 item. (Did not buy obv)
April is not for another five months people.
November 18, 2025 at 3:39 PM
April is not for another five months people.
November 17, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I could give you 20 guesses on the team and it's unlikely you would still correctly guess the team they are talking about.
November 11, 2025 at 9:12 PM
I could give you 20 guesses on the team and it's unlikely you would still correctly guess the team they are talking about.
Orlando city edition uni this season with Disney vibes
November 11, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Orlando city edition uni this season with Disney vibes
Jacksonville Armada SG Section 904 is releasing a beer collaboration this Wednesday .
November 11, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Jacksonville Armada SG Section 904 is releasing a beer collaboration this Wednesday .
Narrator: He did jinx them. Blew a 19 pt lead and 5-4 now, not 6-3.
November 9, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Narrator: He did jinx them. Blew a 19 pt lead and 5-4 now, not 6-3.
Good morning Sounders fans if you're looking to grab the Sounders Gazelle shoes at a good price now is the time shown below at the Adidas site.
November 7, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Good morning Sounders fans if you're looking to grab the Sounders Gazelle shoes at a good price now is the time shown below at the Adidas site.
Here's how the arrest of 5th grader at school went down:
Cop: word is you have contraband in the pack
Kid: what's contraband?
Cop : ill need to search the bag.
Kid: huh?
Cop: Book em Danno! 3rd degree felony
Kid: But can I have my 5 inch blade scissors back?
Cop: Those are safe & not illegal
Cop: word is you have contraband in the pack
Kid: what's contraband?
Cop : ill need to search the bag.
Kid: huh?
Cop: Book em Danno! 3rd degree felony
Kid: But can I have my 5 inch blade scissors back?
Cop: Those are safe & not illegal
November 7, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Here's how the arrest of 5th grader at school went down:
Cop: word is you have contraband in the pack
Kid: what's contraband?
Cop : ill need to search the bag.
Kid: huh?
Cop: Book em Danno! 3rd degree felony
Kid: But can I have my 5 inch blade scissors back?
Cop: Those are safe & not illegal
Cop: word is you have contraband in the pack
Kid: what's contraband?
Cop : ill need to search the bag.
Kid: huh?
Cop: Book em Danno! 3rd degree felony
Kid: But can I have my 5 inch blade scissors back?
Cop: Those are safe & not illegal
Port St Lucie 🤝 Tampa Bay Rowdies
November 5, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Port St Lucie 🤝 Tampa Bay Rowdies
I guess USL Sporting Jax is signing the player in the picture?
November 3, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I guess USL Sporting Jax is signing the player in the picture?
A+ journalism, Ben!
"Unknown buyer" has already announced themselves btw
"Unknown buyer" has already announced themselves btw
October 30, 2025 at 4:58 PM
A+ journalism, Ben!
"Unknown buyer" has already announced themselves btw
"Unknown buyer" has already announced themselves btw
Not even waiting for Halloween to pass
October 28, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Not even waiting for Halloween to pass
It was a tough call on which gas station to pick.
October 27, 2025 at 9:59 PM
It was a tough call on which gas station to pick.