Mels
@maimysantiago99.bsky.social
Was Ardentdelirium and Researchnerdery on the other site. Disabled, queer, fan of sff & horror. Professional account: @bumblebeeLandscape She/her/they
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Mels
@maimysantiago99.bsky.social
· Dec 18
Also I think it's time to recreate the post I pinned over on Twitter, since this stupid phone refuses to learn how I swype (the old ones at least tried)
Please take all "dammit, autocorrect!"s as read
Please take all "dammit, autocorrect!"s as read
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anyway good night
December 7, 2025 at 5:59 AM
anyway good night
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Happy Caturday from my glamour girl Harlowe and my little monster Kai(ju).
December 6, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Happy Caturday from my glamour girl Harlowe and my little monster Kai(ju).
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OFFICIAL KITTEN TIMELINE CLEANSE I gave her many kisses and treats to apologize for using her for a video 😭
(This is not Artificial Intelligence but Genuine Kittelligence)
(This is not Artificial Intelligence but Genuine Kittelligence)
December 6, 2025 at 11:37 PM
OFFICIAL KITTEN TIMELINE CLEANSE I gave her many kisses and treats to apologize for using her for a video 😭
(This is not Artificial Intelligence but Genuine Kittelligence)
(This is not Artificial Intelligence but Genuine Kittelligence)
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The sun came out a bit, and this little man is catching it with his ear.
December 6, 2025 at 7:07 PM
The sun came out a bit, and this little man is catching it with his ear.
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Hey folks "I fucking hate him and everything he stands for, the blood of millions is on his hands, and he needs to be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law for his crimes" is compatible with "even the worst people deserve basic human rights."
Things would be easier if it wasn't.
Things would be easier if it wasn't.
December 6, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Hey folks "I fucking hate him and everything he stands for, the blood of millions is on his hands, and he needs to be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law for his crimes" is compatible with "even the worst people deserve basic human rights."
Things would be easier if it wasn't.
Things would be easier if it wasn't.
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This really does have to be a baseline moral assumption when it comes to being a abolitionist and indeed I’d argue a decent fucking person
“But what about—“ no, everybody
“But what if they—“ no, *everybody*
“But if—“ I do not know how to make this clearer
Making exceptions is easier
“But what about—“ no, everybody
“But what if they—“ no, *everybody*
“But if—“ I do not know how to make this clearer
Making exceptions is easier
Hey folks "I fucking hate him and everything he stands for, the blood of millions is on his hands, and he needs to be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law for his crimes" is compatible with "even the worst people deserve basic human rights."
Things would be easier if it wasn't.
Things would be easier if it wasn't.
December 6, 2025 at 8:11 PM
This really does have to be a baseline moral assumption when it comes to being a abolitionist and indeed I’d argue a decent fucking person
“But what about—“ no, everybody
“But what if they—“ no, *everybody*
“But if—“ I do not know how to make this clearer
Making exceptions is easier
“But what about—“ no, everybody
“But what if they—“ no, *everybody*
“But if—“ I do not know how to make this clearer
Making exceptions is easier
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But the second you start making exceptions when it comes to human rights you’ve already lost your way
Human rights means rights for all humans. Everyone means everyone.
Human rights means rights for all humans. Everyone means everyone.
December 6, 2025 at 8:12 PM
But the second you start making exceptions when it comes to human rights you’ve already lost your way
Human rights means rights for all humans. Everyone means everyone.
Human rights means rights for all humans. Everyone means everyone.
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i floated this theory to my bf and he was like "you know Turner was a huge pervert right?" and i was like "have you read Any myths about Poseidon. this just confirms my theory. poseidon was the biggest pervert in the whole ocean"
also my Theory about JMW Turner is one of his ancestors was knocked up by Poseidon and that's how he can render the sea Like That. like there's foam in his blood
December 6, 2025 at 9:58 PM
i floated this theory to my bf and he was like "you know Turner was a huge pervert right?" and i was like "have you read Any myths about Poseidon. this just confirms my theory. poseidon was the biggest pervert in the whole ocean"
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Seems fine, mild even?
December 6, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Seems fine, mild even?
Stop spreading this disease
Seems fine, mild even?
December 6, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Stop spreading this disease
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Stop. Getting. This. Disease.
Seems fine, mild even?
December 6, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Stop. Getting. This. Disease.
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Anchovies anchovies
You’re so delicious
I love you more than
All the other fishes
You’re so delicious
I love you more than
All the other fishes
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 6, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Anchovies anchovies
You’re so delicious
I love you more than
All the other fishes
You’re so delicious
I love you more than
All the other fishes
Probably one of the least unusual or rare answers: Walt Whitman. Mostly the last 3 stanzas of Song of Myself, but also some lines from earlier in the poem.
Shakespeare's Sonnet 130
The first line of Dickenson's I Heard a Fly Buzz
Shakespeare's Sonnet 130
The first line of Dickenson's I Heard a Fly Buzz
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 6, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Probably one of the least unusual or rare answers: Walt Whitman. Mostly the last 3 stanzas of Song of Myself, but also some lines from earlier in the poem.
Shakespeare's Sonnet 130
The first line of Dickenson's I Heard a Fly Buzz
Shakespeare's Sonnet 130
The first line of Dickenson's I Heard a Fly Buzz
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So so so many, but one that comes up more frequently than you might think is
Yes
YES
The tiger is out
Yes
YES
The tiger is out
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
So so so many, but one that comes up more frequently than you might think is
Yes
YES
The tiger is out
Yes
YES
The tiger is out
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Who's naming the lakes
December 6, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Who's naming the lakes
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::raises an antifascist flag::
::Weird Al salutes?::
::Weird Al salutes🤘::
::Weird Al salutes?::
::Weird Al salutes🤘::
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 6:59 PM
::raises an antifascist flag::
::Weird Al salutes?::
::Weird Al salutes🤘::
::Weird Al salutes?::
::Weird Al salutes🤘::
Cassie and Zelda have made some progress, too!
December 6, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Cassie and Zelda have made some progress, too!
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"FIFA Peace Prize" has about the same level of value and cachet as "McDonalds Oceanic Exploration Award"
December 6, 2025 at 11:25 AM
"FIFA Peace Prize" has about the same level of value and cachet as "McDonalds Oceanic Exploration Award"
(Ignore the preview image)
December 6, 2025 at 3:50 PM
(Ignore the preview image)
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Spider-Man
Spider-Man
Does whatever a spider can
Except spin webs
And have eight legs
And I don't think
He lays eggs
Look out!
I guess I was wrong about the whole "does whatever a spider can" thing
Spider-Man
Does whatever a spider can
Except spin webs
And have eight legs
And I don't think
He lays eggs
Look out!
I guess I was wrong about the whole "does whatever a spider can" thing
December 6, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Spider-Man
Spider-Man
Does whatever a spider can
Except spin webs
And have eight legs
And I don't think
He lays eggs
Look out!
I guess I was wrong about the whole "does whatever a spider can" thing
Spider-Man
Does whatever a spider can
Except spin webs
And have eight legs
And I don't think
He lays eggs
Look out!
I guess I was wrong about the whole "does whatever a spider can" thing
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WE LIVED ON THE HORIZON (1/2025) 🫠
An entire society of people randomly selected for success who think they earned it. How is that going for us?
December 6, 2025 at 1:17 PM
WE LIVED ON THE HORIZON (1/2025) 🫠
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His personality was mustard
He had salt and pepper hair. And oregano eyebrows. His lips were basil leaves. His entire head was a jar of Italian seasoning
December 6, 2025 at 1:24 PM
His personality was mustard
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My husband: Is that…a pile of asphalt?
Me: Yeah. From the grave.
My husband: Should we still call it a grave when you haven’t found a body?
Me: *Yet.* Haven’t found a body *yet.*
Me: Yeah. From the grave.
My husband: Should we still call it a grave when you haven’t found a body?
Me: *Yet.* Haven’t found a body *yet.*
December 6, 2025 at 1:55 PM
My husband: Is that…a pile of asphalt?
Me: Yeah. From the grave.
My husband: Should we still call it a grave when you haven’t found a body?
Me: *Yet.* Haven’t found a body *yet.*
Me: Yeah. From the grave.
My husband: Should we still call it a grave when you haven’t found a body?
Me: *Yet.* Haven’t found a body *yet.*