🪄Kelly✨️
@magikell.net
She/Her. Demiace. Cishet. PS5 Gamer. Destiny 2. Mets. Politics. IRL. Witchcraft. Hyster Sister.
When you tear out a man's tongue, you are not proving him a liar, you're only telling the world that you fear what he might say.
FDT.
When you tear out a man's tongue, you are not proving him a liar, you're only telling the world that you fear what he might say.
FDT.
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Prepaid for a dental cleaning tomorrow that I had to reschedule to accommodate my colorectal surgeon at the same time, but its so hard to get in to my dentist that they're booked until APRIL. 🫠
December 9, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Prepaid for a dental cleaning tomorrow that I had to reschedule to accommodate my colorectal surgeon at the same time, but its so hard to get in to my dentist that they're booked until APRIL. 🫠
I finally get the RNG to pull off a gambit wipe and they retreat. 🥲
December 9, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I finally get the RNG to pull off a gambit wipe and they retreat. 🥲
Inspirational content. Never let it go. Be petty. Hold grudges. Revenge is sweet, even if it takes decades to get. Baneful is beautiful. 😌
December 9, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Inspirational content. Never let it go. Be petty. Hold grudges. Revenge is sweet, even if it takes decades to get. Baneful is beautiful. 😌
It's easy to trigger the most pretentious person you know, just say SLC Punk three times or ask how they feel about Matthew Lillard.
December 9, 2025 at 5:48 AM
It's easy to trigger the most pretentious person you know, just say SLC Punk three times or ask how they feel about Matthew Lillard.
I think it's safe to say Diddy is Harlem Epstein after watching the 50 Cent documentary on Netflix. Drugging and raping both men and women, using the music industry as a grift to line his own pockets, never paying people, and having others executed in cold blood is insane. Investigate the jurors.
December 9, 2025 at 5:17 AM
I think it's safe to say Diddy is Harlem Epstein after watching the 50 Cent documentary on Netflix. Drugging and raping both men and women, using the music industry as a grift to line his own pockets, never paying people, and having others executed in cold blood is insane. Investigate the jurors.
For $30, you can rock the Leaf Tribe Air Naruto 1s.
December 9, 2025 at 2:25 AM
For $30, you can rock the Leaf Tribe Air Naruto 1s.
Idk why HRT isn't automatic with hysterectomies either. Ovaries struggle with adjusting for a while and not having them puts you in menopause immediately. It should be a given, yet it's not. Asking is like pulling teeth. They'll give you BC while you have a uterus but as soon as it's out? Nope.
If they hadn’t burned all the witches and midwives back in the day, we’d probably know more about perimenopause and menopause right now. We know fuck all about a condition that half the population goes through because men are a bunch of plonkers*
*not all men**
**but most of them
*not all men**
**but most of them
December 9, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Idk why HRT isn't automatic with hysterectomies either. Ovaries struggle with adjusting for a while and not having them puts you in menopause immediately. It should be a given, yet it's not. Asking is like pulling teeth. They'll give you BC while you have a uterus but as soon as it's out? Nope.
How petty I aspire to be
a man wearing a hat is driving a car .
ALT: a man wearing a hat is driving a car .
media.tenor.com
December 8, 2025 at 7:40 PM
How petty I aspire to be
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As bad as the Netflix deal might be, it’s a way better option than the Ellisons, the Saudis and Trump getting hold of Warner. Debating theatrical windows with Ted Sarandos is small time compared to the damage that sick bunch is going to do to movies, television and journalism
Paramount launches a hostile $108 billion bid to snatch Warner from Netflix www.theverge.com/news/839813/...
Paramount launches a hostile $108 billion bid to snatch Warner from Netflix
It’s not over yet.
www.theverge.com
December 8, 2025 at 4:11 PM
As bad as the Netflix deal might be, it’s a way better option than the Ellisons, the Saudis and Trump getting hold of Warner. Debating theatrical windows with Ted Sarandos is small time compared to the damage that sick bunch is going to do to movies, television and journalism
Banning states from regulating ai is going to literally kill people and local ecosystems and it will have an impact globally, not just in the U.S. because now we're speed running environmental and climate collapse. Smh. Fuck Trump and every tech bro.
December 8, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Banning states from regulating ai is going to literally kill people and local ecosystems and it will have an impact globally, not just in the U.S. because now we're speed running environmental and climate collapse. Smh. Fuck Trump and every tech bro.
Pretty sure a transformer blew somewhere close so naturally the ring app neighbors were all posting about it and this comment under one of the posts made my corny millennial ass laugh.
December 8, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Pretty sure a transformer blew somewhere close so naturally the ring app neighbors were all posting about it and this comment under one of the posts made my corny millennial ass laugh.
Here's a wrapped that won't get me canceled.
December 8, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Here's a wrapped that won't get me canceled.
I'd have personally just wanted Kohls cash, but to each their own.
December 8, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I'd have personally just wanted Kohls cash, but to each their own.
Trying to finish up Secrets of the Bunny Ranch and episode 5 and 6 are essential to getting inside the minds of these MAGA sociopaths. Dennis Hof ran for office BECAUSE he knew he could get away with crimes and cited Trump as his inspiration, and even had Tucker Carlson giving him advice.
December 8, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Trying to finish up Secrets of the Bunny Ranch and episode 5 and 6 are essential to getting inside the minds of these MAGA sociopaths. Dennis Hof ran for office BECAUSE he knew he could get away with crimes and cited Trump as his inspiration, and even had Tucker Carlson giving him advice.
Awfully early for the final season of The Boys promo when it's not even out until April but okay.
December 7, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Awfully early for the final season of The Boys promo when it's not even out until April but okay.
The energy I'm bringing in to 2026. Cringe, but free.
December 7, 2025 at 11:18 PM
The energy I'm bringing in to 2026. Cringe, but free.
College is goofy when you need peer review for your final and everyone just regurgitates back what you've already said, they just re-write it. Like yes thank you I pointed out the areas I needed to improve, now tell me different ones.
December 7, 2025 at 10:15 PM
College is goofy when you need peer review for your final and everyone just regurgitates back what you've already said, they just re-write it. Like yes thank you I pointed out the areas I needed to improve, now tell me different ones.
School Spirits season 3 January 28th. I'm glad at least one streaming service isn't making the fan base wait a year between seasons for 8 episodes.
December 7, 2025 at 7:33 AM
School Spirits season 3 January 28th. I'm glad at least one streaming service isn't making the fan base wait a year between seasons for 8 episodes.
Idk why people hate on figure skating, its the easiest sport to understand. Does it look easy to do, graceful and flawless? Points.
December 7, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Idk why people hate on figure skating, its the easiest sport to understand. Does it look easy to do, graceful and flawless? Points.
ICE fired pepper balls at Adelita Grijalva and dipshits say it's justified when it's a felony. There was no reason for it. None. She's an elected official and was not armed or a threat.
December 6, 2025 at 10:36 PM
ICE fired pepper balls at Adelita Grijalva and dipshits say it's justified when it's a felony. There was no reason for it. None. She's an elected official and was not armed or a threat.
Sonder going bankrupt had me thinking maybe my dream loft apartment I booked back in 2022 would be cheaper but nope. That shit's still $2600.
December 6, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Sonder going bankrupt had me thinking maybe my dream loft apartment I booked back in 2022 would be cheaper but nope. That shit's still $2600.