magic
@magicswordk.ing
He/him, ∀ce. Hag King.
My psyche is propped up almost entirely by vtubers and mecha anime. Psychology/Neuroscience student. Failgirl Taxonomist.
MagicSwordKing on most things, formerly Shree Klime on Youtube
misc writings: thechaosfold.com
My psyche is propped up almost entirely by vtubers and mecha anime. Psychology/Neuroscience student. Failgirl Taxonomist.
MagicSwordKing on most things, formerly Shree Klime on Youtube
misc writings: thechaosfold.com
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@magicswordk.ing
· Apr 30
I recognize that I can be kind of an asshole at times unfortunately I'm also smart and funny and my ass is fat so it's a burden everyone just has to bear
Pete Hegseth will probably be the first former talk show host to be tried in The Hague but I believe with enough effort we can finally bring James Corden to justice as well.
November 28, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Pete Hegseth will probably be the first former talk show host to be tried in The Hague but I believe with enough effort we can finally bring James Corden to justice as well.
"MSK why do you watch vtubers?"
well,
well,
November 28, 2025 at 10:48 PM
"MSK why do you watch vtubers?"
well,
well,
the discord is discussing a theoretical Always Sunny arc where Dennis transitions and it's so fucking funny I think it needs to happen now.
November 28, 2025 at 10:27 PM
the discord is discussing a theoretical Always Sunny arc where Dennis transitions and it's so fucking funny I think it needs to happen now.
son goku please fire a kamehameha wave at wall street no one will mind
![A float of Goku from Dragon Ball Z, smiling and holding his hand to his head with two fingers extended. There is a caption that says [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] overlaid on top of him.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:r3jz2av542vhxbsouxvzrwe2/bafkreigoci7n3zt72bjp6xhr7g7g7h5gbte2bovkgomwmd5ircmjersx4m@jpeg)
November 27, 2025 at 6:32 PM
son goku please fire a kamehameha wave at wall street no one will mind
Dudes rock
November 27, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Dudes rock
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nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
My awful ethics professor is having a meltdown because she got called out on her ratemyprofessors page for offering extra credit to students who give her good reviews.
After she demanded via email for whoever wrote that review to take it down someone immediately wrote another backing them up lmao
After she demanded via email for whoever wrote that review to take it down someone immediately wrote another backing them up lmao
November 26, 2025 at 6:28 PM
My awful ethics professor is having a meltdown because she got called out on her ratemyprofessors page for offering extra credit to students who give her good reviews.
After she demanded via email for whoever wrote that review to take it down someone immediately wrote another backing them up lmao
After she demanded via email for whoever wrote that review to take it down someone immediately wrote another backing them up lmao
2025 YEAR OF THE HATER
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 5:12 PM
2025 YEAR OF THE HATER
I'm no fan of the carceral state but everyone who enabled this to happen needs to be locked up UNDER a prison.
Additionally, OpenAI argues its not liable because Raine, by using ChatGPT for self-harm, broke its terms of service
November 25, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I'm no fan of the carceral state but everyone who enabled this to happen needs to be locked up UNDER a prison.
November 25, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Drive By Chotining
seriously dude was just poasting and he caught one, incredible
seriously dude was just poasting and he caught one, incredible
A new kind of rapid Chotining. Please appreciate the alt-text.
November 25, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Drive By Chotining
seriously dude was just poasting and he caught one, incredible
seriously dude was just poasting and he caught one, incredible
ADMIRE
November 25, 2025 at 12:38 AM
ADMIRE
the discord is very good today
November 24, 2025 at 9:08 PM
the discord is very good today
Any list that puts Empire at the top and TROS at the bottom is inherently valid, even if I would personally shuffle some things in the middle around (I am a TLJ enjoyer, please do not @ me about it I have fought that fight enough for one lifetime)
haven’t seen ROS or Solo but this seems like a pretty ball-knowing list from Pritzker, particularly if he volunteered the name “Star Wars” rather than “A New Hope”
November 24, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Any list that puts Empire at the top and TROS at the bottom is inherently valid, even if I would personally shuffle some things in the middle around (I am a TLJ enjoyer, please do not @ me about it I have fought that fight enough for one lifetime)
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I heard there was a Cohen song,
And all the Christians got it wrong,
But you don’t really get the meaning do ya?
‘Cause you see its about getting laid,
It’s sex, and love, and Jewish faith,
But all the gentiles heard was “hallelujah!”
And all the Christians got it wrong,
But you don’t really get the meaning do ya?
‘Cause you see its about getting laid,
It’s sex, and love, and Jewish faith,
But all the gentiles heard was “hallelujah!”
November 23, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I heard there was a Cohen song,
And all the Christians got it wrong,
But you don’t really get the meaning do ya?
‘Cause you see its about getting laid,
It’s sex, and love, and Jewish faith,
But all the gentiles heard was “hallelujah!”
And all the Christians got it wrong,
But you don’t really get the meaning do ya?
‘Cause you see its about getting laid,
It’s sex, and love, and Jewish faith,
But all the gentiles heard was “hallelujah!”
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rt if you would tuck him in
November 23, 2025 at 10:07 PM
rt if you would tuck him in
Every now and then when I’m feeling down or sick or whatever I go back and rewatch reactions to Not Like Us to remind me of the healing power of being a hater.
I may have a cold that’s keeping me from seeing my friends, but I am smiling.
I may have a cold that’s keeping me from seeing my friends, but I am smiling.
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Every now and then when I’m feeling down or sick or whatever I go back and rewatch reactions to Not Like Us to remind me of the healing power of being a hater.
I may have a cold that’s keeping me from seeing my friends, but I am smiling.
I may have a cold that’s keeping me from seeing my friends, but I am smiling.
the discord when Vicky's accent is particularly pronounced #densetsuexe
November 23, 2025 at 1:59 AM
the discord when Vicky's accent is particularly pronounced #densetsuexe
If I am given the opportunity to choose between Charmander, Bulbasaur, and Squirtle in ANY POKEMON GAME I am picking Squirtle, naming him the same thing I did in 1998, and we are down to clown til we’re IN the ground.
people who immediately bench their starters in pokemon games scare me. i can't ever do that man that's my ride or die buddy for life.
November 23, 2025 at 1:14 AM
If I am given the opportunity to choose between Charmander, Bulbasaur, and Squirtle in ANY POKEMON GAME I am picking Squirtle, naming him the same thing I did in 1998, and we are down to clown til we’re IN the ground.
Righty may be gone but Lefty endures 😌
November 23, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Righty may be gone but Lefty endures 😌
Pissing off the group chat by exclusively referring to that new Vince Gilligan show as “Plingus”
November 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Pissing off the group chat by exclusively referring to that new Vince Gilligan show as “Plingus”
This is what every artist should do by the way
Working on my landscape skills and decided to put a mech in it.
November 22, 2025 at 4:58 PM
This is what every artist should do by the way
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Folks, Zohran Mamdani—smart guy, reminds me of a young me—you know what he said, I told him, “Zohran, I’m gonna do it, I’m gonna say the shahada,” and he said to me “Mr. President, you should say a third line confirming your belief in the wilayat of Ali,” should we do it folks? Should we say it?
November 22, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Folks, Zohran Mamdani—smart guy, reminds me of a young me—you know what he said, I told him, “Zohran, I’m gonna do it, I’m gonna say the shahada,” and he said to me “Mr. President, you should say a third line confirming your belief in the wilayat of Ali,” should we do it folks? Should we say it?