Wylie
@magcolorland.bsky.social
Medicine (MD), law (JD), satire. The three pillars that help me navigate the American experience as an Englishman. 🇬🇧🩺🩻🥼🇺🇸
Trump is economic calamity. Farmers cast votes favouring his unsavory, racially charged policies instead of their own farms. Now, they want a bailout—one they’d readily refuse to others for such things as student loans or mortgages. Should they receive assistance, they’ll endorse extremes again.
December 8, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Trump is economic calamity. Farmers cast votes favouring his unsavory, racially charged policies instead of their own farms. Now, they want a bailout—one they’d readily refuse to others for such things as student loans or mortgages. Should they receive assistance, they’ll endorse extremes again.
Breaking news: Secretary Bessenett has unveiled what he claims to be undeniable evidence that Santa exists, residing at the North Pole alongside genuine elves and his enchanting reindeer.
December 8, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Breaking news: Secretary Bessenett has unveiled what he claims to be undeniable evidence that Santa exists, residing at the North Pole alongside genuine elves and his enchanting reindeer.
I heard a southerner use the phrase "bawl baby titty mouth," which seems appropriate for Trump's infantile response to the MTG interview.
December 8, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I heard a southerner use the phrase "bawl baby titty mouth," which seems appropriate for Trump's infantile response to the MTG interview.
It was once said that the memory of World War II would linger until the very last soldier departed this world. Yet, with the unsettling embrace of Nazi ideologies by some disturbed misguided white supremacist Americans, it seems that even that solemn promise was for nothing.
December 8, 2025 at 6:06 AM
It was once said that the memory of World War II would linger until the very last soldier departed this world. Yet, with the unsettling embrace of Nazi ideologies by some disturbed misguided white supremacist Americans, it seems that even that solemn promise was for nothing.
That rogue truly has me pondering the entire notion of karma. I mean, if there’s anyone in this vast universe who truly deserves a rather resounding reprimand, it would certainly be Trump.
December 7, 2025 at 8:48 PM
That rogue truly has me pondering the entire notion of karma. I mean, if there’s anyone in this vast universe who truly deserves a rather resounding reprimand, it would certainly be Trump.
Anyone who believes this is reciprocal has shite for brains.
December 7, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Anyone who believes this is reciprocal has shite for brains.
Splendid! You see, I’ve got a rather intriguing collection of oligarchs, politicians, and those shadowy puppeteers who orchestrated the assault on democracy all queued up for when the next opportunity arises. Astonishing how individuals like Joe Lonsdale seem oblivious to repercussions of next.
December 7, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Splendid! You see, I’ve got a rather intriguing collection of oligarchs, politicians, and those shadowy puppeteers who orchestrated the assault on democracy all queued up for when the next opportunity arises. Astonishing how individuals like Joe Lonsdale seem oblivious to repercussions of next.
Does anyone happen to have a transcript of his rather unfortunate remarks? #kennedycenterawards
December 7, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Does anyone happen to have a transcript of his rather unfortunate remarks? #kennedycenterawards
Has the White House taken receipt of a rather extraordinary delivery from Madame Tussaud's, perhaps a lifelike figure of Mr. Stallone?
December 7, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Has the White House taken receipt of a rather extraordinary delivery from Madame Tussaud's, perhaps a lifelike figure of Mr. Stallone?
When I think about MAGA, I can't help but see the wild-eyed fanatics we’re up against. It's a disturbing crowd, those folks.
December 6, 2025 at 10:54 PM
When I think about MAGA, I can't help but see the wild-eyed fanatics we’re up against. It's a disturbing crowd, those folks.
The rhetoric of Trump and the deflections from Fox News don't contribute positively to the life of a Trump voter; they only add to the growing sense of embarrassment for being duped once more, much like Charlie Brown.
December 6, 2025 at 6:51 PM
The rhetoric of Trump and the deflections from Fox News don't contribute positively to the life of a Trump voter; they only add to the growing sense of embarrassment for being duped once more, much like Charlie Brown.
December 6, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Donald Trump’s a real piece of work, if you ask me. Seems like he's got a little too much of that Russian influence going on.#slavaukraini #ukraine #trumpbetrayer #Budapest
December 6, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Donald Trump’s a real piece of work, if you ask me. Seems like he's got a little too much of that Russian influence going on.#slavaukraini #ukraine #trumpbetrayer #Budapest
Indeed, I daresay all individuals hailing from the United Kingdom would concur.
December 6, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Indeed, I daresay all individuals hailing from the United Kingdom would concur.
Come to attention the healthcare treatments you currently receive for your ailments should be ceased. These health concerns pose 𝗻𝗼 𝗶𝗺𝗺𝗲𝗱𝗶𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝗽𝘂𝗯𝗹𝗶𝗰. Therefore, please cease any and all treatment. Thank you for your attention to this matter. #trump
December 6, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Come to attention the healthcare treatments you currently receive for your ailments should be ceased. These health concerns pose 𝗻𝗼 𝗶𝗺𝗺𝗲𝗱𝗶𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘄𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝗽𝘂𝗯𝗹𝗶𝗰. Therefore, please cease any and all treatment. Thank you for your attention to this matter. #trump
Should come as no surprise, Trump is devoted to clown cars. The first thing totalitarian governments demand: shite cars. #Trump #Truthsocial #smallcars #MAGA
December 6, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Should come as no surprise, Trump is devoted to clown cars. The first thing totalitarian governments demand: shite cars. #Trump #Truthsocial #smallcars #MAGA
If those MAGA Republicans hadn’t behaved like a bunch of rather small-minded antisocial mobsters, causing offense and outrage among the public, perhaps right-wing extremists wouldn’t find themselves in such a pickle, worried and uncertain about their future. Alas, here we are.
December 6, 2025 at 3:07 AM
If those MAGA Republicans hadn’t behaved like a bunch of rather small-minded antisocial mobsters, causing offense and outrage among the public, perhaps right-wing extremists wouldn’t find themselves in such a pickle, worried and uncertain about their future. Alas, here we are.
December 6, 2025 at 2:43 AM
BREAKING NEWS—Sleepy Don really pisses him off. Trump has angrily dismissed all claims
that he is slowing down, and according to an insider who spoke with AFP, the comparison to his predecessor who he
christened "Sleepy Joe," bother him.
that he is slowing down, and according to an insider who spoke with AFP, the comparison to his predecessor who he
christened "Sleepy Joe," bother him.
December 6, 2025 at 2:17 AM
BREAKING NEWS—Sleepy Don really pisses him off. Trump has angrily dismissed all claims
that he is slowing down, and according to an insider who spoke with AFP, the comparison to his predecessor who he
christened "Sleepy Joe," bother him.
that he is slowing down, and according to an insider who spoke with AFP, the comparison to his predecessor who he
christened "Sleepy Joe," bother him.
Decided to bestow my dear Willie
the Lifetime Achievement Award
this Saturday. Alas, there will be
no audience to witness this grand
distinction, but rest assured, Willie will possess it to casually drop in conversation.
Because that's how ridiculous the FIFA peace prize appears.
the Lifetime Achievement Award
this Saturday. Alas, there will be
no audience to witness this grand
distinction, but rest assured, Willie will possess it to casually drop in conversation.
Because that's how ridiculous the FIFA peace prize appears.
December 6, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Decided to bestow my dear Willie
the Lifetime Achievement Award
this Saturday. Alas, there will be
no audience to witness this grand
distinction, but rest assured, Willie will possess it to casually drop in conversation.
Because that's how ridiculous the FIFA peace prize appears.
the Lifetime Achievement Award
this Saturday. Alas, there will be
no audience to witness this grand
distinction, but rest assured, Willie will possess it to casually drop in conversation.
Because that's how ridiculous the FIFA peace prize appears.
Oh that Olivia Nuzzi. She has 𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙧𝙞𝙗𝙡𝙚 taste in men.
December 6, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Oh that Olivia Nuzzi. She has 𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙧𝙞𝙗𝙡𝙚 taste in men.