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Probably a bad sign that every social media CEO's base impulse is to antagonize trans people
November 26, 2025 at 3:48 PM
On my hands and knees begging y'all to realize how silly you sound.
November 25, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Its wild the amount of "wouldn't you rather let the AI write your next ttrpg session outline?" Pop ups I've gotta click through before being able to write on google docs now. Like, motherfucker, you weren't there!!!
Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
November 25, 2025 at 2:41 PM
It's all but guaranteed to be my default comeback for anyone moralizing his death. Maybe then people will realize why you're not supposed to talk to human beings like that.
I'm still thinking about the "quiet, piggy" comment like many other people. How does any man in 2025 get away with such a thing without having his face immediately caved in by a fury of fists?
November 19, 2025 at 9:40 PM
An objectively pro-rape administration
November 19, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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How I greet people coming from the bad place outage:
November 18, 2025 at 3:06 PM
A human guy who swears he's got an Elven great grandfather and goes full "mythic past" fascist about it when an orcish family moves in next door.
In fantasy worlds you know there's gotta be guys who become huge nerds for other species.

Like there has to be an orc who's obsessed with dwarven culture, he dresses like a dwarf and listens to dwarf metal and keeps talking about the heroic virtues of mining etc.
November 13, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Omg they're literally doing the "UHHH TECHNICALLY IT'S CALLED EPHEBOPHELIA" thing.
in case you're wondering how the cope is going www.mediamatters.org/megyn-kelly/...
November 13, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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Oh, I love this. A new species of sea anemone was discovered recently that parks itself on top of a hermit crab shell like a hat. It seems to feed partly off the crab's faeces, but it also excretes a hard shell that extends the crab's home. In return, it's carried around the seafloor like a king.
November 10, 2025 at 9:57 PM
The "On Sight" Gang
If you ever see one of Schumer’s Eight Traitors, you have a basic responsibility to make sure they are never comfortable showing their faces in public again without being loudly reminded that they are disgusting sell outs to Trump responsible for killing 50,000 people a year.

No rest for the wicked
November 10, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Delighted that she still looks this fucking stupid.
November 10, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Boy those old +12 R districts sure look good* in hindsight, don't they Greg Abbott?
November 7, 2025 at 5:17 AM
I know this may be controversial, but my honest opinion of anyone who genuinely believes even one of these things will happen is that they should be legally prevented from going outside.
November 6, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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Hey man big fan. Listen uh. I don’t need you to post every batshit conservative take from Twitter about how Mamdani is going to make goatfucking mandatory or whatever. It’s fine for everyone including me not to see that. Thanks
November 5, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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Every time you like an artist’s artwork, an angel grows their wings.

Every time you repost an artist’s post, an angel grows artillery and heat-seaking missiles to fight the forces of evil.
October 28, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Actual KJP quotes from this interview:

"Wait, wait, wait"

"Wait, wait, wait, wait"

"Wait wait wait wait wait"
October 27, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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Eight of Cups 🍷
October 23, 2025 at 6:57 PM
It's honestly insulting to insist that in a country of 350 million ppl, we can't possibly find approximately 538 of them with both progressive values and exactly zero nazi tattoos. That's such an easy bar to clear.
“Let him among you who is without a Nazi tattoo cast the first stone.” -The Bible
October 22, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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✨Mein Sehnen ✨
New piece I've done within Cynthia Sheppard's smARTschool class, featuring Lúthien Tinúviel from Tolkien's Silmarillion.

#art #juliametzgerart
October 22, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Hey, generals? Now is fine.
BREAKING: The president is demanding compensation to the tune of $230 million for past federal probes of his misdeeds.

There has never been a moment in U.S. history like this one. trib.al/SNso6ip
October 22, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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Let those of you who do not have a Nazi tattoo throw the first— oh ouch! Owie! Hey stop that!
October 21, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Just once I want someone making this pussyfoot argument, where you refuse to say what you're willing to sacrifice in this fight, what you specifically are trying to "save." No, the vague concept of Democracy, as an idea, is not a sufficient answer.
October 20, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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"Interview with the vampire" tells the story of how a New Orleans man's life is forever changed when he first learns to suck dick
October 18, 2025 at 6:21 AM
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You're writing this down right? Good. As I was saying my car sucked so bad my wife left me. Yes I can spell my name for you.
October 16, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Imagine protesting the kids at your local high school if they refused to form a chess club.
A group of far right assholes have showed up to protest at David Douglas high school after students allegedly pushed back at a formation of a turning point chapter. School is out & they are outnumbered by predominantly Black & Brown students roasting the fuck out of them.
October 16, 2025 at 9:19 AM