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mike☺︎ (discount dracula)
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November 30th December 1st
David Harbour as Jim Hopper in the series Stranger Things (2016-2025). He is a white man with very short head hair and facial hair, wearing a black or navy blue or jacket. His face is bloodied bruised and looks concerned David Harbour as Santa Claus in the film Violent Night (2022). His hair is long, silvery and white that is messy and unkempt he has a long curly beard. His face is bloodied and bruised. He is wearing a red coat with very thick white fur. He looks exhausted
December 2, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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Remember to clean your windows y'all, I almost had a heart attack just now
iPhone photo of a handprint in dust on a window A dusty glass window with coral blinds. A lamp is reflected in the background illuminating the handprint
December 1, 2025 at 6:25 AM
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Screenshot of the Weather app for iPhone In large, thin white numbers it says 63°. Below that, it says "Mostly Clear" in smaller, pastel purple letters, and below that, it says H:75° L:49°. The background is a bluish night sky with small white stars and wispy streaks of clouds
November 30, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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Fresh in Town by BarrieHaus
West Coast Pilsner - 5.9% ABV
Tampa, FL
November 29, 2025 at 6:35 AM
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How I'm rolling up to Thanksgiving
Image of John Candy as Del O. Griffith from the 1987 comedy Planes, Trains and Automobiles. He is wearing a bright red devil costume, complete with matching red plastic trident (or pitchfork with a kind of gothic design), red cowl, and yellowish horns. He has a thin mustache and goatee. He is sitting in the driver's seat of a car, laughing maniacally.
November 26, 2025 at 6:18 AM
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What I'm wearing to Bluesky rehab
A white plastic mannequin is posed standing in a rustic themed photo set with exposed wooden walls made of thick beams and iron ties. The mannequin itself has suave combed hair and a thick handlebar mustache that is the same color of white. It is wearing a flowing red floral patterned housecoat with the drawstring/sash done. It is also wearing a grey neck tie It is reminiscent of nostalgic, old-fashioned mens clothing designs
November 25, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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Gratitude by Eredità Beer
Robust Porter - 7.4% ABV
North Haven, CT
November 24, 2025 at 6:06 AM
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Pfefe Hefe by Tactical
Hefeweizen - 5.2% ABV
Orlando, FL
November 23, 2025 at 6:46 AM
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Tennent's by Tennent's Caledonian
Lager - 4% ABV
Glasgow, Scotland
November 23, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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I saw a woman who I very respectfully noticed had what could only be described as a "flat donk" yesterday and it literally looked like this
Close up of SpongeBob's rear end He is wearing a sleek black rubber suit that is form fitted to his square body (which is itself a sponge) and thin legs, but has two very prominent round buttcheeks that jut out of his lower back
November 21, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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Bomb! by Prairie Artisan Ales
Imp. Stout w/ Coffee, Chocolate, Vanilla, & Chili Peppers - 13% ABV
Krebs, OK
November 19, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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Quest Like a Tribe Does by Fonta Flora
Wild Ale conditioned on Blueberry & Peach - 6.4% ABV
Nebo, NC
November 19, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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Quest Like a Tribe Does by Fonta Flora
Wild Ale conditioned on Blueberry & Peach - 6.4% ABV
Nebo, NC
November 19, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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Carlow by The Drowned Lands
Irish Dry Stout - 5.5% ABV
Warwick, NY
November 19, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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Return of the Schwarz by Escape
Schwarzbier - 5% ABV
Trinity, FL
November 19, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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Lollipop Style Raspberry by Sun King
Sour Ale w/ Raspberry - 4.5% ABV
Indianapolis, IN
November 18, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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Island Time by Resident Culture
Mexican Lager - 4.5% ABV
Charlotte, NC
November 18, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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Now Youse Can't Leave by The Bronx
Double IPA w/ Amarillo, Cascade, Blanc, & Sultana - 10.1% ABV
Bronx, NY
November 18, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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Saw a very cool thing at work just now
A large brown and white dog sitting the driver's seat in a black Ford sedan looking ahead at me as I'm taking the photo
November 11, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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Now Playing
Image for a video game called The Outer Worlds 2 It is a highly detailed comical cartoon of a man with a moon for a head wielding a futuristic raygun pistol-looking energy weapon shooting a green bolt of energy. He is wearing a top hat and a tuxedo with a red vest and a white shirt, with white socks and black shoes. He stand triumphantly over an orange alien creature that appears to be deceased against a backdrop with mountains and alien flora with various muted pastel colors. One of the mountains has what appears to be a building with a statue carved out of the cliffside. A spaceship is soaring into the sky above it. Another planet with a relatively thin ring is set in the sky with another large moon or possibly a planet behind it in the distance.
November 11, 2025 at 6:36 AM
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Haunted House by Allagash
Dark Ale - 6.7% ABV
Portland, ME
November 11, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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Dissatisfied by 2nd Shift
TDH Hazy DIPA w/ Idaho 7 Citra & Simcoe - 8% ABV
Saint Louis, MO
November 11, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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PILS by Sierra Nevada
European-style Pale Lager - 4.7% ABV
Chico, CA
November 3, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Healed by The Veil
Festbier - 5.5% ABV
Richmond, VA
November 3, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Dwarf Invasion by B. Nektar Meadery
Mead w/ Balaton Cherries - 6.1% ABV
Ferndale, MI
November 3, 2025 at 7:19 PM