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"Supreme Court will ultimately decide whether to uphold the Constitution"
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The Supreme Court will ultimately decide whether to uphold the longstanding principle that grants citizenship to the children of non-citizens born in the U.S., following a legal challenge by the Trump administration. n.pr/48E1oko
Supreme Court agrees to hear arguments in birthright citizenship challenge
The Supreme Court will ultimately decide whether to uphold the longstanding principle that grants citizenship to the children of non-citizens born in the U.S., following a legal challenge by the Trump administration.
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December 6, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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Netflix, which rarely carries a single movie from before 1980, wants you to know how thrilled they are to acquire that classic piece of franchise IP, Casablanca
December 6, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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it's him.......
December 6, 2025 at 5:26 PM
when are people gonna start holding gizmo accountable for eating after midnight? oh it's our fault for feeding him at the forbidden hour? maybe it's his fault he decided to eat it despite knowing what happens afterwards, lock that furball up bro
December 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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SODAZ uploaded the full video for his Operation: Sunburst fan animation. It's pretty amazing if you're into Fallout: New Vegas LORE (and even if you aren't).

youtu.be/Z0wL6DXIvoc?...
Fallout Operation: Sunburst [Fan animation]
YouTube video by SODAZ
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December 3, 2025 at 7:41 AM
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i was playing last night and i heard another raider rustling around near me. he started shooting at me and i said "what the fuck dude" through the mic and he stopped and i just walked away.
December 4, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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everyone needs to start pirating movies and TV shows again NOW
Netflix Wins the Warner Bros. Discovery Bidding War, Enters Exclusive Deal Talks (Netflix offering $30 a share and a $5 billion break-up fee) www.thewrap.com/netflix-wins...
December 5, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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In a shocker today, Donald Trump won the We-Invented-This-Prize-a-Week-Ago-Solely-to-Bribe-Donald-Trump Prize. Nothing is impossible.
December 5, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Almost anything that happens in the news, there is a Simpsons clip that will relate to it
December 5, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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The FIFA Piece of Shit Prize
December 5, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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For folks curious about the version, it’s 1977, of some flavor - a for reals restoration. With ESB and ROTJ getting the work too.

This announcement was probably forced by all the leaked clips of the restoration work. Which looks lovely even compressed to hell by YouTube: youtu.be/4Z6TpkT-6AY?...
Star Wars Theatrical OT Official Restoration Leaked Clips
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December 6, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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"Part of Lucasfilm’s yearlong 50th anniversary celebration, a newly restored version of the classic Star Wars (1977) theatrical release — later renamed Star Wars: A New Hope — will play in theaters for a limited time." www.starwars.com/news/star-wa...

I AM SAT
December 6, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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The Secretary of Defense taking extrajudicial killing requests from podcast hosts
December 5, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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never forget that this is what they took from us
December 6, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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IT’S HAPPENING! The original theatrical version of Star Wars is coming to theaters in 2027: youtu.be/qfXvdFcvhNY?...
IT'S HAPPENING! The Star Wars THEATRICAL EDITION is Coming to Theaters!
YouTube video by Star Wars Explained
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December 6, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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December 6, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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Freya is helping unpack.
December 5, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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hey, look! it’s the meme guy!
December 5, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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we make fun of the Jimmy Fallon show for being embarrassing and unfunny and having a host that everyone hates but it’s time to stop being so unfair and appreciate the hard work that goes into lighting a large set
December 6, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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Mike Johnson’s press clips today are next level
December 5, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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this is the greatest day of my life
December 5, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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The White House surrenders at 138 million views. Sabrina wins.
December 5, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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BERMAN: Would it be legal for police in Arkansas to kill suspected drug dealers on a boat in a lake?

TOM COTTON: The premise of your question is not well-founded

BERMAN: The answer is no. It would not be legal to kill them.
December 5, 2025 at 3:32 PM