Lydia! ⭐
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Lydia! ⭐
@lydiastaremoji.bsky.social
the eye in the pyramid of cans in the pale moonlight

chaotic transsexual mid-40s AOL goth & genuine Discordian dirt witch obsessed with camping, country music, and the good ol' grateful dead
this isn't even the special locked caviar storage ⭐
December 9, 2025 at 6:16 PM
i used to just put it off until i had literally no underwear left and then scramble to do a huge load (heh)... if i didn't just order a new pack of underwear to buy time... but by doing it every week (or every other week) I can generally keep it very manageable/put it away in ~15 minutes
December 8, 2025 at 10:16 PM
mostly stuffing in my head, i reckon. fluff and stuffing and a couple pseudo-wise springs
December 8, 2025 at 10:07 PM
i had a couple but the real contender was Mary-Beth. the reality is i kept vacillating between a few but once i had the eureka moment of Lydia i knew i was done searching and that was that. still sometimes wish i went with Irene Goodnight though...
December 8, 2025 at 5:09 PM
i was too anxious to play video games! but luckily i was able to bust a nut and go to sleep with a proper dose in me, and feel more or less fine today. now to do my shot...
December 8, 2025 at 3:53 PM
she puts the proggers in her ass or else the brain goes full-cunt-sass
December 8, 2025 at 3:52 PM
i went over a decade without ever folding one and still have the muscle memory for it. "thanks" papa johns
December 8, 2025 at 1:40 PM
$45 a year is not that much money but its still money and i still need to start christmas shopping ⭐
December 8, 2025 at 1:39 PM
he's always been so friendly too. we were fb friends for a few months. I've met his wife!
December 5, 2025 at 3:36 PM