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Lydia! ⭐
@lydiastaremoji.bsky.social
the eye in the pyramid of cans in the pale moonlight

chaotic transsexual mid-40s AOL goth & genuine Discordian dirt witch obsessed with camping, country music, and the good ol' grateful dead
Pinned
'tis the season
walked into work and found out i got a surprise 16% raise (on top of the 25% raise i got in October). and was made salaried. and the raise has been backdated a few weeks. and am expected at the store leadership weekly meeting later today. my boss didn't even know!

weird day! not bad. but weird!
December 9, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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average look for Lydia Star Emoji on a work day, c. December 2025
December 8, 2025 at 4:02 PM
periodic reminder that i refuse to do age verification on this fucking app so i can't see my dms ⭐
December 8, 2025 at 10:31 PM
gonna be real with y'all.... not really wanting to go to work in the morning....... winter in ohio kinda brutal.... kinda just wanna go sail around the keys or something ....
December 8, 2025 at 10:18 PM
i've attended a neil hamburger show and still took in two years of gregg turkington/on cinema tiktoks and had no clue the one was actually the other all along
December 8, 2025 at 10:07 PM
i've been doing my laundry every Monday (or every two Mondays) basically all year and except for one time, I've put it all away the same day. a big habit change that does wonders for my spirit. it helps that it's the main time that i devote to listening to the Alan Watts podcast i'm working through
December 8, 2025 at 10:04 PM
the three things i need first thing in the morning: 1 hot coffee, 1 10mg indica gummy, 1 good shit while checking facebook memories and catching up on inboxes. optional bonus: 1 banana (the greener the better)
December 8, 2025 at 4:52 PM
.... aannnd shot done. now to change the cat litter, start my laundry, and get some of that gaming in finally
i was too anxious to play video games! but luckily i was able to bust a nut and go to sleep with a proper dose in me, and feel more or less fine today. now to do my shot...
December 8, 2025 at 4:34 PM
average look for Lydia Star Emoji on a work day, c. December 2025
December 8, 2025 at 4:02 PM
last night i learned that ~24 hours after a missed progesterone dose i get an impending sense of doom and a generalized anxiety so bad i can barely function. so that's cool
December 8, 2025 at 3:50 PM
one thing about me is i can fold a pizza box so fast yr head will spin
December 8, 2025 at 1:38 PM
new handle. i liked my custom domain on here but i don't think i use this site enough anymore to pay for that lol. especially while a bunch of functionality is locked behind age verification
December 8, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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a whole new world to explore
December 4, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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Me: I can't believe you talked me into getting stuck in a Chinese penis trap with you

Performative guy who listens to cumtown: personally I call them regular penis trans woman, that's how sino-feminist my mind has gotten
December 4, 2025 at 1:08 PM
it takes a lot to leave me speechless or feel aghast in everyday conversation but when i tell you i felt dirty for HOURS. i still do
i'm a filthy loudmouth pervert of a woman but it's still a hell of a thing when an older gentleman with whom i work comes up to me unprompted and goes "I've got 'She-Bop' stuck in my head... and of course i used to 'bop' it to Cyndi Lauper in high school..."

me: "oh..."
December 4, 2025 at 7:17 PM
i'm a filthy loudmouth pervert of a woman but it's still a hell of a thing when an older gentleman with whom i work comes up to me unprompted and goes "I've got 'She-Bop' stuck in my head... and of course i used to 'bop' it to Cyndi Lauper in high school..."

me: "oh..."
December 4, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 12:21 AM
i was walking into the dispensary and this woman was walking out, a little younger than me, looked very normie and professional, comes right up to me practically yelling "you are so CUTE! your coat! your hair! ugh! i love everything about you!" 🥴
December 3, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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one thing about me is I'm ⭐ a vibe ⭐
December 2, 2025 at 8:11 PM
wait is there really no vacuum cleaner emoji 😞
December 2, 2025 at 9:36 PM
one thing about me is I'm ⭐ a vibe ⭐
December 2, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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i hope i get to reincarnate backwards i wanna be a transexual scythian archer-priestess so fu\ckken badly.... brimming with mare piss and demanding tributes of livestock from the lowlanders on behalf of my clan
December 11, 2024 at 4:54 AM
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[aqualung voice]

piss-ing on her vulva
May 12, 2024 at 4:55 AM
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Hi y'all I very prematurely closed my old gfm and I've started a new one. Things are quite dire and it's looking like I'm going to need to hire a lawyer which I can't afford. Your help would mean the world to me truly.

CA: @margotlaine
Venmo: @marghoul
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November 14, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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yeah im poly. poly gonna smoke this weed
July 29, 2023 at 1:01 AM