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@lurkermclurkface.bsky.social
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#WNBA #Unrivaled #Owls #Lynx
(Dad, husband, vet, anti-fascism, anti-capitalism, swears a lot)
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lurkermclurkface.bsky.social
The #TSA is expensive, authoritarian security theater. It should be abolished.
An earnest skeet asking people to thank TSA agents because they aren't being paid. Poster redacted as I don't want her to feel attacked.
November 8, 2025 at 2:49 PM
lurkermclurkface.bsky.social
A person turning a bullet point into an email via AI and the recipient using AI to read the email and turn it into a bullet point.
October 28, 2025 at 8:25 PM
lurkermclurkface.bsky.social
10 days in between. I had to alter the angle for the 2nd picture so you can see the tiny bit of cucumber left. #Isopods #Terrarium #Bugs #NomNomNom
A large cut of cucumber roughly 2 inches long and an inch and a half in diameter in a terrarium behind a large bone (ham) A slightly zoomed out version of the previous image where there's nothing but a tiny piece of cucumber left, roughly the size of an average ibuprofen tab.
October 19, 2025 at 3:40 PM
lurkermclurkface.bsky.social
Jump or die #WNBA
A'ja Wilson jump shot over a flat footed AT Courtney Williams jumping up and trying to block Brittany Griner
October 9, 2025 at 1:34 PM
lurkermclurkface.bsky.social
"Up to $3" in assistance to purchase a million dollar home....
A Zillow payment breakdown for a million dollar house. At the bottom is a link for down payment assistance for "up to $3."
September 29, 2025 at 9:07 PM
lurkermclurkface.bsky.social
Just testing how Skylight works by posting a video from a better time. 😢 #WNBA
September 29, 2025 at 4:49 PM
lurkermclurkface.bsky.social
Here's a frog for the Bluesky reply stats, and also an N word: Nice.
A cute little frog in my hand
September 28, 2025 at 3:14 PM
lurkermclurkface.bsky.social
Oh, oh no. How'd that get in there? Well it'd be a hassle to dig it out and put it back so I guess I'll just have to buy it. 🤷🏽‍♂️ #Nerds
A shopping cart with nothing but a party size bag of Nerds Gummy Clusters in it.
September 25, 2025 at 6:57 PM
lurkermclurkface.bsky.social
Me rn #WNBA
A man sitting on the ground talking to two police saying "I was murdered"
September 24, 2025 at 1:55 AM
lurkermclurkface.bsky.social
U10 Stars now 4-1-1. 🎉🎉🎉 #Soccer
Angel Reece throwing up a W.
September 20, 2025 at 4:26 PM
lurkermclurkface.bsky.social
Lol, yeah they've got your back 😂
A bunch of Democrats performing for the Black vote
September 17, 2025 at 11:13 PM
lurkermclurkface.bsky.social
I stopped using #Facebook around 2016/17 but kept the account.

With Nazi thought police running around it is finally time to delete for good. Good riddance.
Email from Facebook saying that my account is scheduled for permanent deletion
September 16, 2025 at 4:42 PM
lurkermclurkface.bsky.social
We know you're a Kirk fan because you're spending all morning lying to our faces.
Sally saying "I am not defending Charlie Kirk." Sally defending Charlie Kirk literally 3 minutes later by saying "He argued with civility"
September 13, 2025 at 2:33 PM
lurkermclurkface.bsky.social
Where was Devito yesterday? Was he with "The Gang"? 🤔
Title screen of a Always Sunny episode titled "Charlie Gets Shot"
September 11, 2025 at 3:33 PM
lurkermclurkface.bsky.social
I was sort of close
Unrivaled's Club Selection is effectively the league's draft, but it is not the standard draft process. As explained by the league, 34 of its 36 players were organized into pods based on their position and the league's six head coaches worked collaboratively to create the most balanced teams. The coaches did not learn which team they will lead until after the selection process.
September 10, 2025 at 4:52 PM
lurkermclurkface.bsky.social
Hey man aren't you late for your shift?
A Hard Rock Cafe sign but the "ock" isn't lit up like the rest of it so it says "Hard R Cafe"
September 5, 2025 at 9:58 PM
lurkermclurkface.bsky.social
Checking on the bugs before bed and look what I found, a very pregnant #Isopod! I've never seen one before, though considering how overrun our #Terrarium has become I'm surprised it has taken this long for me to spy one.
An average isopod seen from below, with a very large yellow sack on its abdomen. (The isopod is white, about a dozen legs, and a centimeter long.)
September 2, 2025 at 2:21 AM
lurkermclurkface.bsky.social
Ew. Either y'all getting paid and not disclosing it, or you're weirdos trying to be free sales people for Nike. No matter, to Blockville you both go.
A couple of accounts shilling Caitlin Clark Nike shirts at the same time on a Bluesky WNBA feed.
September 1, 2025 at 3:44 PM
lurkermclurkface.bsky.social
Shout out to the bum knee club! 🙃
(The GenuTrain looks very comfortable!)
A big ole carbon fiber knee brace
September 1, 2025 at 12:27 AM
lurkermclurkface.bsky.social
Only one I can find but sadly evergreen. #FreePalestine
Democrats and Republicans agreeing to genocide Palestinians.
August 31, 2025 at 12:47 AM
lurkermclurkface.bsky.social
Can confirm. CVS thought I still lived in Phoenix but when I reminded it that I didn't I was good to go. #Covid #Vaccinate
A CVS pop up saying the Covid vaccine is unavailable due to state restrictions. A CVS pop up confirming my flu and Covid vaccination appointment.
August 29, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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Me showing my friends where I placed my bet for the 2025 death pool.
A stock photo of a man pointing at a computer screen sing and his two friends looking on and laughing. The guy pointing is Simu Liu.
August 25, 2025 at 9:59 PM
lurkermclurkface.bsky.social
It's been clear since Clinton ran herself, we just got lucky last time that there were still a few guardrails left in place. They're all gone now.
A post by me from Sept 21, 2016: "Just a reminder that Trump hates the Constitution and he wants to recreate 1939 Germany really, really badly."
August 25, 2025 at 7:36 PM
lurkermclurkface.bsky.social
My daughter's note to herself. I have no idea why she wrote this or why she kept it, but it is sage advice. 😂
A yellow note card with "expect the unexpected" written on it.
August 24, 2025 at 3:36 PM
lurkermclurkface.bsky.social
Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy.
A gorgeous beach at night, the water filled with blue bioluminescent algae lapping up on land. In the background is a small oasis of green; trees and bushes seemingly out of place yet belonging there undoubtedly. They are backlit by a yellow light indicating something great is behind them. Above is the night sky like you dream about. Every star bright and visible, no clouds or light pollution anywhere. Reds and pinks highlight the diversity of the sky.
August 21, 2025 at 5:19 PM