Lumpy MD
@lumpawaroomd.bsky.social
Rash enjoyer
Unionize your workplace. Solidarity or death.
Unionize your workplace. Solidarity or death.
Nice to finally see the full layout. which rooms had the Void Ceiling and the Babybel Cheese Wax Monolith?
December 2, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Nice to finally see the full layout. which rooms had the Void Ceiling and the Babybel Cheese Wax Monolith?
Sending Pierce Brown a copy of Harrison's to help him get his shit straight while he writes book 7.
December 2, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Sending Pierce Brown a copy of Harrison's to help him get his shit straight while he writes book 7.
I'm pretty sure they stole that line from Bert in Mary Poppins
December 1, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I'm pretty sure they stole that line from Bert in Mary Poppins
It is extremely disquieting to have chief residents who don't remember having a Motorola Razr or the Clinton Administration.
November 30, 2025 at 6:26 PM
It is extremely disquieting to have chief residents who don't remember having a Motorola Razr or the Clinton Administration.
Like one of them didn't know what red-lining was. Had never even heard of it. I explained it to him in the simplest terms and I could tell it completely ruined his day. This man graduated 4th in his class at a top 10 law school
November 25, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Like one of them didn't know what red-lining was. Had never even heard of it. I explained it to him in the simplest terms and I could tell it completely ruined his day. This man graduated 4th in his class at a top 10 law school
These are well-spoken and, in polite conversation, intelligent people. But once they start talking about material political and economic facts it becomes immediately apparent that there are many Facts They Do Not Know because they are completely insulated from reality by the media they consume
November 25, 2025 at 1:19 AM
These are well-spoken and, in polite conversation, intelligent people. But once they start talking about material political and economic facts it becomes immediately apparent that there are many Facts They Do Not Know because they are completely insulated from reality by the media they consume
The conservative propaganda sphere is so absolute that even people who should know better will ignore econ 101 and plow ahead because they are so personally insulated from the consequences of conservative policy that no evidence to the contrary can really reach them.
November 25, 2025 at 1:15 AM
The conservative propaganda sphere is so absolute that even people who should know better will ignore econ 101 and plow ahead because they are so personally insulated from the consequences of conservative policy that no evidence to the contrary can really reach them.
I am related to two well-educated and very wealthy conservatives, a lawyer and a tech VP. They genuinely believe some absolutely untenable things about the economy and immigration. The genuinely thought that DOGE and the tariffs we going to provide debt relief and jump start the economy.
November 25, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I am related to two well-educated and very wealthy conservatives, a lawyer and a tech VP. They genuinely believe some absolutely untenable things about the economy and immigration. The genuinely thought that DOGE and the tariffs we going to provide debt relief and jump start the economy.
It's just really important to me that everyone see a completely zooted Carrie Fisher sing life day carols with a family of wookies in snuggies while Harrison Ford looks on with existential dread. It's an integral part of the franchise.
November 24, 2025 at 9:41 PM
It's just really important to me that everyone see a completely zooted Carrie Fisher sing life day carols with a family of wookies in snuggies while Harrison Ford looks on with existential dread. It's an integral part of the franchise.
Because people are finally getting on board with my plan to make Wookie Life Day a national holiday. It's a week late but I'll take it.
November 24, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Because people are finally getting on board with my plan to make Wookie Life Day a national holiday. It's a week late but I'll take it.
I personally like calling everyone who doesn't have the Holiday Special or Caravan of Courage on their ranking a fake fan.
November 24, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I personally like calling everyone who doesn't have the Holiday Special or Caravan of Courage on their ranking a fake fan.
There were over 10,000 actual Soviet agents in the US at the time. It is absolutely unsurprising that the CIA wasn't keeping tabs on a random failed defector.
November 23, 2025 at 3:52 AM
There were over 10,000 actual Soviet agents in the US at the time. It is absolutely unsurprising that the CIA wasn't keeping tabs on a random failed defector.
Given and infinite amount of time and matter, entropy dictates the inevitability of a pediatric hospital funded by Orientalism
November 20, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Given and infinite amount of time and matter, entropy dictates the inevitability of a pediatric hospital funded by Orientalism
Everyone is 12, exhibit #12,456: The average voter is unable to define what a "right" or "left" mean in practical political terms
November 20, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Everyone is 12, exhibit #12,456: The average voter is unable to define what a "right" or "left" mean in practical political terms
The state should not have the ability to execute you unless you lobby for healthcare privatization. Then the government can have you and the politician who accepted your donation torn asunder by wild horses, as a treat.
November 18, 2025 at 8:23 PM
The state should not have the ability to execute you unless you lobby for healthcare privatization. Then the government can have you and the politician who accepted your donation torn asunder by wild horses, as a treat.
It's really just moussaka meat sauce on spaghetti. Once you stop thinking of it as chili and think of it as Greek immigrant food the whole dish makes a lot more sense. It's great.
November 18, 2025 at 5:56 PM
It's really just moussaka meat sauce on spaghetti. Once you stop thinking of it as chili and think of it as Greek immigrant food the whole dish makes a lot more sense. It's great.
Very excited to write up the first case of SJS/TEN 2: Requiem
November 16, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Very excited to write up the first case of SJS/TEN 2: Requiem
The first dictatorship to be overthrown by left ventricular ejection fraction
November 16, 2025 at 6:06 PM
The first dictatorship to be overthrown by left ventricular ejection fraction
The specific problem is "I do not have a billion dollars" and the solution is "who can I scam into giving me a billion dollars." Lots of innovation in this field.
November 15, 2025 at 6:55 PM
The specific problem is "I do not have a billion dollars" and the solution is "who can I scam into giving me a billion dollars." Lots of innovation in this field.
I have a relative who is a retired tech VP who thinks that we should be required to do two years of military service and go to pro-capitalist reeducation camp in order to get voting rights. They think we're ungrateful serfs. We owe these people nothing but contempt in return.
November 9, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I have a relative who is a retired tech VP who thinks that we should be required to do two years of military service and go to pro-capitalist reeducation camp in order to get voting rights. They think we're ungrateful serfs. We owe these people nothing but contempt in return.