Lula Witzescher
@lulawitzescher.bsky.social
Team member of SnookerPRO.de and snooker.org.
Non-binary (any pronouns), queer, intersectional feminist. Looking for hope. #Depression
Avatar: Text on a mirror "I am not afraid", mirrored text "Can't stop thinking".
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Non-binary (any pronouns), queer, intersectional feminist. Looking for hope. #Depression
Avatar: Text on a mirror "I am not afraid", mirrored text "Can't stop thinking".
Banner: stitched SnookerPRO logo
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Zu Gast bei Radio Snooker und Total Clearance - SnookerPRO
Lula war während des German Masters 2025 zu Gast bei Radio Snooker von Nick Metcalfe und dem Podcast Total Clearance.
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Habe gestern beim #GermanMasters im #Tempodrom ganz schön viel geredet ... #147sf
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Selby makes the century this time! He comes back from the interval and gets straight back to work. 5 frames played, 5 frames won for Mark Selby.
5-0 Selby
#Snooker
5-0 Selby
#Snooker
December 7, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Selby makes the century this time! He comes back from the interval and gets straight back to work. 5 frames played, 5 frames won for Mark Selby.
5-0 Selby
#Snooker
5-0 Selby
#Snooker
Even a 68 isn't enough for Judd to win a frame. Didn't expect a 4-0 lead by Selby at this point. #Snooker #147sf #WeLoveSnooker
December 7, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Even a 68 isn't enough for Judd to win a frame. Didn't expect a 4-0 lead by Selby at this point. #Snooker #147sf #WeLoveSnooker
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A victory today for Mark Selby would put him on 10 Triple Crown titles.
Only three players have previously reached double figures in that department: Ronnie O'Sullivan (23), Stephen Hendry (18), Steve Davis (15).
#WeLoveSnooker
Only three players have previously reached double figures in that department: Ronnie O'Sullivan (23), Stephen Hendry (18), Steve Davis (15).
#WeLoveSnooker
December 7, 2025 at 11:55 AM
A victory today for Mark Selby would put him on 10 Triple Crown titles.
Only three players have previously reached double figures in that department: Ronnie O'Sullivan (23), Stephen Hendry (18), Steve Davis (15).
#WeLoveSnooker
Only three players have previously reached double figures in that department: Ronnie O'Sullivan (23), Stephen Hendry (18), Steve Davis (15).
#WeLoveSnooker
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Mark Selby executed a superb three-ball plant against Judd Trump in the final of the UK Championship.
https://www.tntsports.co.uk/snooker/victorian-plumbing-uk-championship/2025-2026/mark-selby-executes-superb-three-ball-plant-against-judd-trump-in-final-of-uk-championship_vid60040829/video.shtml
https://www.tntsports.co.uk/snooker/victorian-plumbing-uk-championship/2025-2026/mark-selby-executes-superb-three-ball-plant-against-judd-trump-in-final-of-uk-championship_vid60040829/video.shtml
Selby executes superb three-ball plant
Mark Selby executed a superb three-ball plant against Judd Trump in the final of the UK Championship. Watch and stream the 2025/26 snooker season, including the UK Championship, live on TNT Sports and discovery+.
www.tntsports.co.uk
December 7, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Mark Selby executed a superb three-ball plant against Judd Trump in the final of the UK Championship.
https://www.tntsports.co.uk/snooker/victorian-plumbing-uk-championship/2025-2026/mark-selby-executes-superb-three-ball-plant-against-judd-trump-in-final-of-uk-championship_vid60040829/video.shtml
https://www.tntsports.co.uk/snooker/victorian-plumbing-uk-championship/2025-2026/mark-selby-executes-superb-three-ball-plant-against-judd-trump-in-final-of-uk-championship_vid60040829/video.shtml
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Its all Mark Selby this time. No clearance in this frame, but he does more than enough to pull further in front.
Selby is looking unstoppable at the moment.
3-0 Selby
#Snooker
Selby is looking unstoppable at the moment.
3-0 Selby
#Snooker
December 7, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Its all Mark Selby this time. No clearance in this frame, but he does more than enough to pull further in front.
Selby is looking unstoppable at the moment.
3-0 Selby
#Snooker
Selby is looking unstoppable at the moment.
3-0 Selby
#Snooker
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Day 47 of inserting a random Muppet into a random Star Trek screenshot
#StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #StarTrekFirstContact #TheMuppets
#StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #StarTrekFirstContact #TheMuppets
December 7, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Day 47 of inserting a random Muppet into a random Star Trek screenshot
#StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #StarTrekFirstContact #TheMuppets
#StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #StarTrekFirstContact #TheMuppets
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January 29, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Again Judd Trump gets out in front and again Mark Selby makes the most of his opportunity to steal. Doesn't get it done in the one visit this time, but he wont care as he starts to build up a lead over Trump.
2-0 Selby
#Snooker
2-0 Selby
#Snooker
December 7, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Again Judd Trump gets out in front and again Mark Selby makes the most of his opportunity to steal. Doesn't get it done in the one visit this time, but he wont care as he starts to build up a lead over Trump.
2-0 Selby
#Snooker
2-0 Selby
#Snooker
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Uk Cahmpionship - The Final!
Judd Trump v Mark Selby
Will the World No.1 and reining UK Champ make it two in a row? Or will Mark Selby ruin the party?
#Snooker
Judd Trump v Mark Selby
Will the World No.1 and reining UK Champ make it two in a row? Or will Mark Selby ruin the party?
#Snooker
December 7, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Uk Cahmpionship - The Final!
Judd Trump v Mark Selby
Will the World No.1 and reining UK Champ make it two in a row? Or will Mark Selby ruin the party?
#Snooker
Judd Trump v Mark Selby
Will the World No.1 and reining UK Champ make it two in a row? Or will Mark Selby ruin the party?
#Snooker
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Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
April 9, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
Dies. 👇
Die notorischen Alt-Text Verweigerer auf Bluesky sind eigentlich das perfekte Beispiel für fehlende Solidarität in der Gesellschaft. Und es ist anstrengend.
Soll ich euch mal einen Einblick in meine Realität geben? Ich bin zum Glück nicht blind. Ich trage eine Brille und habe mit bestimmten
1/8
Soll ich euch mal einen Einblick in meine Realität geben? Ich bin zum Glück nicht blind. Ich trage eine Brille und habe mit bestimmten
1/8
December 7, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Dies. 👇
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„Expansion is everything“, meinte Cecil Rhodes, der erste, der in Erdteilen dachte und nach den Sternen greifen wollte, um sie zu annektieren. „I would annex the planets if I could.“
— Hannah Arendt, 1951/55
— Hannah Arendt, 1951/55
Hier ein Gespräch mit Eva von Redecker: über Hannah Arendts Buch „Elemente und Ursprünge totaler Herrschaft“; über die Frage, warum es an manchen Punkten so unheimlich in Resonanz geht mit unserer Gegenwart 🎧
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Literatur im Gespräch.Wo Hannah Arendt in die Gegenwart zielt
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December 4, 2025 at 4:05 PM
„Expansion is everything“, meinte Cecil Rhodes, der erste, der in Erdteilen dachte und nach den Sternen greifen wollte, um sie zu annektieren. „I would annex the planets if I could.“
— Hannah Arendt, 1951/55
— Hannah Arendt, 1951/55
This.
The thing is, feminists have long had fluent, evidence-backed arguments showing that breaking free of essentialised gender roles benefits everyone, including men and boys who may be feeling isolated.
But we live in societies structured on ignoring women, so instead we hear from these guys...
But we live in societies structured on ignoring women, so instead we hear from these guys...
December 6, 2025 at 11:19 PM
This.
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I fucking love memes you can understand through the language barrier, holy shit
December 6, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I fucking love memes you can understand through the language barrier, holy shit
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cn Suizid
Die politische Dimension vieler Suizide wird oft nicht beachtet. Viele Menschen bringen sich um, weil sie in unserer Gesellschaft diskrimiert und benachteiligt werden.
Die politische Dimension vieler Suizide wird oft nicht beachtet. Viele Menschen bringen sich um, weil sie in unserer Gesellschaft diskrimiert und benachteiligt werden.
December 6, 2025 at 10:34 PM
cn Suizid
Die politische Dimension vieler Suizide wird oft nicht beachtet. Viele Menschen bringen sich um, weil sie in unserer Gesellschaft diskrimiert und benachteiligt werden.
Die politische Dimension vieler Suizide wird oft nicht beachtet. Viele Menschen bringen sich um, weil sie in unserer Gesellschaft diskrimiert und benachteiligt werden.
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𝗦𝗨𝗣𝗘𝗥 𝗦𝗘𝗟𝗕𝗬 𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗢 𝗨𝗞 𝗙𝗜𝗡𝗔𝗟
Pure class from Mark Selby as he defeats Shaun Murphy 6-3 to reach the 2025 UK Championship final, wrapping up victory with a total clearance of 127.
Selby meets Judd Trump in the title match on Sunday; both are going for their third UK crown.
#WeLoveSnooker
Pure class from Mark Selby as he defeats Shaun Murphy 6-3 to reach the 2025 UK Championship final, wrapping up victory with a total clearance of 127.
Selby meets Judd Trump in the title match on Sunday; both are going for their third UK crown.
#WeLoveSnooker
December 6, 2025 at 10:50 PM
𝗦𝗨𝗣𝗘𝗥 𝗦𝗘𝗟𝗕𝗬 𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗢 𝗨𝗞 𝗙𝗜𝗡𝗔𝗟
Pure class from Mark Selby as he defeats Shaun Murphy 6-3 to reach the 2025 UK Championship final, wrapping up victory with a total clearance of 127.
Selby meets Judd Trump in the title match on Sunday; both are going for their third UK crown.
#WeLoveSnooker
Pure class from Mark Selby as he defeats Shaun Murphy 6-3 to reach the 2025 UK Championship final, wrapping up victory with a total clearance of 127.
Selby meets Judd Trump in the title match on Sunday; both are going for their third UK crown.
#WeLoveSnooker
Interesting insights. Don't know whether to cry or facepalm.
www.currentaffairs.org/news/ai-is-d...
www.currentaffairs.org/news/ai-is-d...
AI is Destroying the University and Learning Itself
Students use AI to write papers, professors use AI to grade them, degrees become meaningless, and tech companies make fortunes. Welcome to the death of higher education.
www.currentaffairs.org
December 6, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Interesting insights. Don't know whether to cry or facepalm.
www.currentaffairs.org/news/ai-is-d...
www.currentaffairs.org/news/ai-is-d...
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Morgen also das Finale der UK Championship zwischen Titelverteidiger Judd Trump und Mark Selby! Bo19 in zwei Sessions.
War übrigens sehr spannend, das Match in einer ehemaligen Billard-Halle in Manchester zu gucken, wo alle Nase lang die Leute fragten, ob es das Halbfinale sei.
#147sf #snooker
War übrigens sehr spannend, das Match in einer ehemaligen Billard-Halle in Manchester zu gucken, wo alle Nase lang die Leute fragten, ob es das Halbfinale sei.
#147sf #snooker
December 6, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Da soll mir noch einer erzählen, Mark Selby würde Snooker destruktiv spielen. Eine geniale, auch offensive Vorstellung heute Abend. Fantastisch! #147sf
December 6, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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Never in doubt! Mark Selby keeps Shaun Murphy locked our for two frames as he cruises into the final.
He clears the table for his second century of the match to end things in style.
He'll take on reining UK Champ and World No.1 Judd Trump tomorrow.
6-3 Selby
#Snooker
He clears the table for his second century of the match to end things in style.
He'll take on reining UK Champ and World No.1 Judd Trump tomorrow.
6-3 Selby
#Snooker
December 6, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Never in doubt! Mark Selby keeps Shaun Murphy locked our for two frames as he cruises into the final.
He clears the table for his second century of the match to end things in style.
He'll take on reining UK Champ and World No.1 Judd Trump tomorrow.
6-3 Selby
#Snooker
He clears the table for his second century of the match to end things in style.
He'll take on reining UK Champ and World No.1 Judd Trump tomorrow.
6-3 Selby
#Snooker
Mark Selby showing he hasn't been phased by the previous two frame gets right to work and its not long before he clinches the frame and pulls away from Murphy yet again.
5-3 Selby
#Snooker
5-3 Selby
#Snooker
December 6, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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Mark Selby pinched frame three after a surprise Shaun Murphy miss in their UK Championship semi-final.
https://www.tntsports.co.uk/snooker/victorian-plumbing-uk-championship/2025-2026/mark-selby-pinches-frame-after-surprise-shaun-murphy-miss-in-uk-championship-semi-final_vid60040651/video.shtml
https://www.tntsports.co.uk/snooker/victorian-plumbing-uk-championship/2025-2026/mark-selby-pinches-frame-after-surprise-shaun-murphy-miss-in-uk-championship-semi-final_vid60040651/video.shtml
'One person you don't want to open the door to' - Selby pinches frame after surprise Murphy miss
Mark Selby pinched frame three after a surprise Shaun Murphy miss in their UK Championship semi-final. Watch and stream the 2025/26 snooker season, including the UK Championship, live on TNT Sports and discovery+.
www.tntsports.co.uk
December 6, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Mark Selby pinched frame three after a surprise Shaun Murphy miss in their UK Championship semi-final.
https://www.tntsports.co.uk/snooker/victorian-plumbing-uk-championship/2025-2026/mark-selby-pinches-frame-after-surprise-shaun-murphy-miss-in-uk-championship-semi-final_vid60040651/video.shtml
https://www.tntsports.co.uk/snooker/victorian-plumbing-uk-championship/2025-2026/mark-selby-pinches-frame-after-surprise-shaun-murphy-miss-in-uk-championship-semi-final_vid60040651/video.shtml
The next frame should suit Selby. All reds around the black which is tied on the bottom cushion. None of the colours on their spot.
#Snooker #147sf #WeLoveSnooker
#Snooker #147sf #WeLoveSnooker
He gets the century this time! Mark Selby is fast moving out of sight here and he extends his lead over Shaun Murphy
4-1 Selby
#Snooker
4-1 Selby
#Snooker
December 6, 2025 at 9:24 PM
The next frame should suit Selby. All reds around the black which is tied on the bottom cushion. None of the colours on their spot.
#Snooker #147sf #WeLoveSnooker
#Snooker #147sf #WeLoveSnooker
Unfortunately true.
Is Snooker now officially an old man’s sport? Apart from the Asian players, all of them seem to have been around for about 25 years, and the commentators seem to have been around for about 50
December 6, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Unfortunately true.
Shaun Murphy trying for snookers to prevent Mark Selby from taking a two frame lead into the interval.
#Snooker
#Snooker
December 6, 2025 at 8:36 PM