James Mendez Hodes
@lulavampiro.bsky.social
Cultural consultant (D&D, Magic, Jackbox, Daggerheart, Eat the Reich) and game designer (Streets of Jade, Avatar Legends, Scion). I like religious studies, martial arts, hip hop, and orcs. He/him. jamesmendezhodes.com
Pinned
Sharp blades. Sharp suits. A sacred stone granting mythic martial prowess. @fondalee.bsky.social, @evilhat.bsky.social, and I offer you a clean blade.
Wǔxiá action meets gangster warfare in STREETS OF JADE: the Green Bone Saga RPG. Swear fealty to the clan & join the playtest! evilh.at/soj-playtest
Wǔxiá action meets gangster warfare in STREETS OF JADE: the Green Bone Saga RPG. Swear fealty to the clan & join the playtest! evilh.at/soj-playtest
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I FINALLY FOUND IT.
Been looking for this stupid video for fucking EVER but GOOGLE SUCKS SO MUCH SHIT NOW
Been looking for this stupid video for fucking EVER but GOOGLE SUCKS SO MUCH SHIT NOW
December 4, 2025 at 9:30 AM
I FINALLY FOUND IT.
Been looking for this stupid video for fucking EVER but GOOGLE SUCKS SO MUCH SHIT NOW
Been looking for this stupid video for fucking EVER but GOOGLE SUCKS SO MUCH SHIT NOW
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STREETS OF JADE play tests are now done! One step closer to the publication of the Green Bone Saga RPG 🔥 If you took part in play testing, please submit your feedback form this week.
Sharp blades. Sharp suits. A sacred stone granting mythic martial prowess. @fondalee.bsky.social, @evilhat.bsky.social, and I offer you a clean blade.
Wǔxiá action meets gangster warfare in STREETS OF JADE: the Green Bone Saga RPG. Swear fealty to the clan & join the playtest! evilh.at/soj-playtest
Wǔxiá action meets gangster warfare in STREETS OF JADE: the Green Bone Saga RPG. Swear fealty to the clan & join the playtest! evilh.at/soj-playtest
December 2, 2025 at 10:04 PM
STREETS OF JADE play tests are now done! One step closer to the publication of the Green Bone Saga RPG 🔥 If you took part in play testing, please submit your feedback form this week.
shotbread
December 2, 2025 at 4:43 AM
shotbread
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Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
November 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Bong Joon Ho hit me up for the squad you legend deadline.com/2025/11/bong...
obrigado, sem não sou presidente do brasil. “lula” e o meu apelido da capoeira
A inflação de 2025 ficará dentro da meta estabelecida pelo Banco Central. É o governo do presidente @lulavampiro.bsky.social fazendo o Brasil voar altivo e firme no rumo do desenvolvimento e da justiça social! 🇧🇷🚀
November 22, 2025 at 4:33 AM
obrigado, sem não sou presidente do brasil. “lula” e o meu apelido da capoeira
@brennanrtaylor.bsky.social @planetx.bsky.social urseminites are real?!
Amazing stuff
November 22, 2025 at 2:56 AM
@brennanrtaylor.bsky.social @planetx.bsky.social urseminites are real?!
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This might be an unpopular opinion but what this baby seal is doing is very special to me, personally.
November 18, 2025 at 4:49 PM
This might be an unpopular opinion but what this baby seal is doing is very special to me, personally.
*pounds whiskey, eyes bloodshot* we used to fuck things in this country
November 16, 2025 at 8:37 PM
*pounds whiskey, eyes bloodshot* we used to fuck things in this country
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THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!
The production of TWELTH NIGHT with Lupita Nyong’o, Junior Nyong’o, Peter Dinklage, Sandra Oh, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, and Daphne Rubin-Vega is now on the PBS app!!!!
www.pbs.org/wnet/gperf/t...
The production of TWELTH NIGHT with Lupita Nyong’o, Junior Nyong’o, Peter Dinklage, Sandra Oh, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, and Daphne Rubin-Vega is now on the PBS app!!!!
www.pbs.org/wnet/gperf/t...
November 15, 2025 at 5:21 PM
THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!
The production of TWELTH NIGHT with Lupita Nyong’o, Junior Nyong’o, Peter Dinklage, Sandra Oh, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, and Daphne Rubin-Vega is now on the PBS app!!!!
www.pbs.org/wnet/gperf/t...
The production of TWELTH NIGHT with Lupita Nyong’o, Junior Nyong’o, Peter Dinklage, Sandra Oh, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, and Daphne Rubin-Vega is now on the PBS app!!!!
www.pbs.org/wnet/gperf/t...
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‘No! Not Larry Summers!’ Wails Devastated Nation
‘No! Not Larry Summers!’ Wails Devastated Nation
WASHINGTON—Responding to recent revelations suggesting the prominent economist was a close associate of the late child sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein, a devastated nation reportedly joined together to...
theonion.com
November 13, 2025 at 8:30 PM
‘No! Not Larry Summers!’ Wails Devastated Nation
reposting, not liking
The difference in time between now and I can has cheezburger
Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
Is the same between I can has Cheezburger and the Berlin Wall falling
November 13, 2025 at 4:41 PM
reposting, not liking
the only thing that makes me yearn for the priesthood as a life path is the idea that anything and everything i could do would suddenly become really funny
November 8, 2025 at 6:28 AM
the only thing that makes me yearn for the priesthood as a life path is the idea that anything and everything i could do would suddenly become really funny
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start telling a knock knock joke to bluesky users and they go, one sec someone's at the door
February 9, 2025 at 11:33 AM
start telling a knock knock joke to bluesky users and they go, one sec someone's at the door
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Eric Adams is amazing because when he won every media person was leaping over each to go “this is the normal sane leadership that the political left doesn’t understand normal sane Americans crave” and then every day since that Eric Adams has been like “Leprechauns are real and I’m going to cook one”
August 14, 2023 at 4:43 PM
Eric Adams is amazing because when he won every media person was leaping over each to go “this is the normal sane leadership that the political left doesn’t understand normal sane Americans crave” and then every day since that Eric Adams has been like “Leprechauns are real and I’m going to cook one”
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ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty]
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good
November 2, 2025 at 12:23 PM
ANUBIS: (presses button with paw) [guilty]
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good
OSIRIS: im sorry he does this when he's hungry
ANUBIS: (button) [guilty] [bad] [food]
OSIRIS: you already ate
ANUBIS: (button) [bad] [bad] [bad]
OSIRIS: he's right though we weighed your heart against the feather and its not looking good
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Japan's "Mundane Halloween" costume contest is back!
Each year website DailyPortalZ holds a contest where people dress up as something super duper ordinary.
Here's a thread of some of my favorites from the 2025 contest!
#MundaneHalloween
Each year website DailyPortalZ holds a contest where people dress up as something super duper ordinary.
Here's a thread of some of my favorites from the 2025 contest!
#MundaneHalloween
November 2, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Japan's "Mundane Halloween" costume contest is back!
Each year website DailyPortalZ holds a contest where people dress up as something super duper ordinary.
Here's a thread of some of my favorites from the 2025 contest!
#MundaneHalloween
Each year website DailyPortalZ holds a contest where people dress up as something super duper ordinary.
Here's a thread of some of my favorites from the 2025 contest!
#MundaneHalloween
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We are also working on the lore for Tian Deng, a ttrpg about chinese diaspora in space very much informed by our culture as malaysian chinese, with the brilliant @bananachangames.bsky.social and @senfoonglim.bsky.social to be published by @evilhat.bsky.social
November 14, 2024 at 12:10 PM
We are also working on the lore for Tian Deng, a ttrpg about chinese diaspora in space very much informed by our culture as malaysian chinese, with the brilliant @bananachangames.bsky.social and @senfoonglim.bsky.social to be published by @evilhat.bsky.social
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i see you're doing something online that you have effortlessly done 100,000 times. would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? w
October 20, 2025 at 2:38 PM
i see you're doing something online that you have effortlessly done 100,000 times. would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? would you like to use this ai tool? w
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"BUT BLACK DYNAMITE! I SELL DRUGS TO THE COMMUNITY!"
Random af... What is something you just yell out for no reason?
October 22, 2025 at 12:48 AM
"BUT BLACK DYNAMITE! I SELL DRUGS TO THE COMMUNITY!"
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it’s almost halloween, you know what that means!!! “carving pumpkins?” “haunted house tours?” “scary movies?”
(crumpling up a piece of paper that says “make the paprika chicken what made jonathan harker go mad”) yeah that’s what i meant
(crumpling up a piece of paper that says “make the paprika chicken what made jonathan harker go mad”) yeah that’s what i meant
October 22, 2025 at 1:16 PM
it’s almost halloween, you know what that means!!! “carving pumpkins?” “haunted house tours?” “scary movies?”
(crumpling up a piece of paper that says “make the paprika chicken what made jonathan harker go mad”) yeah that’s what i meant
(crumpling up a piece of paper that says “make the paprika chicken what made jonathan harker go mad”) yeah that’s what i meant
I was the cultural consultant on this edition of Designers & Dragons: Origins. Reading them illuminated so many details relevant to my job about why games are the way they are. I'm gonna be talking about the Atruaghin Clans, Drums on Fire Mountain, and the Orcs of Thar the rest of my life…
In 2013, I started writing product histories for @drivethrurpg.com and their new releases of D&D PDFs. It was a great opportunity and I got *lots* of comments on them. The most common: when are you going to collect these into a book? Those books are available now on Backerkit!
October 21, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I was the cultural consultant on this edition of Designers & Dragons: Origins. Reading them illuminated so many details relevant to my job about why games are the way they are. I'm gonna be talking about the Atruaghin Clans, Drums on Fire Mountain, and the Orcs of Thar the rest of my life…
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i'm turning this into a thread about my thoughts rewatching batman beyond for the first time since i was 10 follow along for silliness
watching batman beyond for the first time since childhood and WHOA i did not realize how formative this show was for ten year old lin
October 8, 2025 at 4:48 AM
i'm turning this into a thread about my thoughts rewatching batman beyond for the first time since i was 10 follow along for silliness
explain your username:
all capoeiristas formally receive an insulting nickname based on their idiosyncrasies. my wrestling background led to several awkward in-game grappling situations, so mine is "lula" ("squid"). b/c that username's often taken online i further specified it to my favorite squid.
all capoeiristas formally receive an insulting nickname based on their idiosyncrasies. my wrestling background led to several awkward in-game grappling situations, so mine is "lula" ("squid"). b/c that username's often taken online i further specified it to my favorite squid.
explain your username:
short version: it’s my author pen name
long version: I was going by the initials “CM” on a message board for writers, because it stood for “Chicken Mafia.” People knew me as CM and then suddenly I needed a real name for human interaction purposes.
short version: it’s my author pen name
long version: I was going by the initials “CM” on a message board for writers, because it stood for “Chicken Mafia.” People knew me as CM and then suddenly I needed a real name for human interaction purposes.
explain your username:
I started going by “Miss Kitty Fantastico” online when I started watching Buffy The Vampire Slayer as a teenager, but that was often too longer for a username on a lot of sites, so I shortened it to “misskittyf.” It’s stuck for nearly 20 years now.
I started going by “Miss Kitty Fantastico” online when I started watching Buffy The Vampire Slayer as a teenager, but that was often too longer for a username on a lot of sites, so I shortened it to “misskittyf.” It’s stuck for nearly 20 years now.
October 8, 2025 at 5:15 AM
explain your username:
all capoeiristas formally receive an insulting nickname based on their idiosyncrasies. my wrestling background led to several awkward in-game grappling situations, so mine is "lula" ("squid"). b/c that username's often taken online i further specified it to my favorite squid.
all capoeiristas formally receive an insulting nickname based on their idiosyncrasies. my wrestling background led to several awkward in-game grappling situations, so mine is "lula" ("squid"). b/c that username's often taken online i further specified it to my favorite squid.
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remember this phenomenal fucking post
October 8, 2025 at 3:22 AM
remember this phenomenal fucking post