Luke Tarzian
@luketarzian.bsky.social
I write dark fiction | I pet dogs | I design books | No AI | Free book when you subscribe to my no-spam newsletter
https://bio.site/LukeTarzian
https://bio.site/LukeTarzian
I’m calling you every name in the book if you fucking tell me to “just euthanize” my dog.
November 25, 2025 at 6:12 AM
I’m calling you every name in the book if you fucking tell me to “just euthanize” my dog.
I bought the stupidest fucking sweater 😂
November 22, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I bought the stupidest fucking sweater 😂
I wish my writing came from a happier place. That said, my depression and grief and churned out some fucking BANGERS.
November 15, 2025 at 6:11 AM
I wish my writing came from a happier place. That said, my depression and grief and churned out some fucking BANGERS.
🔥 I’m giving away TEN (10) audiobook promo codes in exchange for a review. Just DM me.
“The guilt will always call you back.”
THE WORLD-MAKER PARABLE, performed by Teagan Walsh-Davis, is an interpretation of “The Inferno” centering on guilt and the pitfalls of utopia.
“The guilt will always call you back.”
THE WORLD-MAKER PARABLE, performed by Teagan Walsh-Davis, is an interpretation of “The Inferno” centering on guilt and the pitfalls of utopia.
November 14, 2025 at 5:05 PM
🔥 I’m giving away TEN (10) audiobook promo codes in exchange for a review. Just DM me.
“The guilt will always call you back.”
THE WORLD-MAKER PARABLE, performed by Teagan Walsh-Davis, is an interpretation of “The Inferno” centering on guilt and the pitfalls of utopia.
“The guilt will always call you back.”
THE WORLD-MAKER PARABLE, performed by Teagan Walsh-Davis, is an interpretation of “The Inferno” centering on guilt and the pitfalls of utopia.
I got this for you Clayton
November 13, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I got this for you Clayton
Alas, the battle rages on. 😂
November 13, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Alas, the battle rages on. 😂
It gets better 🤣
November 12, 2025 at 9:44 PM
It gets better 🤣
11 people are very silly.
November 11, 2025 at 10:17 PM
11 people are very silly.
Hello! A CUP OF TEA AT THE MOUTH OF HELL and LIMINAL MONSTER are eligible for the Indie Ink Awards. Please consider voting. 😋🫶
November 4, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Hello! A CUP OF TEA AT THE MOUTH OF HELL and LIMINAL MONSTER are eligible for the Indie Ink Awards. Please consider voting. 😋🫶
Hello! VULTURES and TWMP are eligible for the Indie Ink Awards under the following:
-Best audio narration
-Best friendship
-Best mentor character
-Best morally grey character
-Best setting
-Best use of tropes
-Wittiest character
-Side character MVP
-Mental health representation
-Best audio narration
-Best friendship
-Best mentor character
-Best morally grey character
-Best setting
-Best use of tropes
-Wittiest character
-Side character MVP
-Mental health representation
November 4, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Hello! VULTURES and TWMP are eligible for the Indie Ink Awards under the following:
-Best audio narration
-Best friendship
-Best mentor character
-Best morally grey character
-Best setting
-Best use of tropes
-Wittiest character
-Side character MVP
-Mental health representation
-Best audio narration
-Best friendship
-Best mentor character
-Best morally grey character
-Best setting
-Best use of tropes
-Wittiest character
-Side character MVP
-Mental health representation
It’ll take time but, eventually, your books will find their audience.
Been here nearly
7 years, writing nightmarish things I’ve only recently learned might interest fans of Malazan and Dark Souls. Gained numerous comparisons to Poe, been called the modern Poe.
Check ‘em out?
Been here nearly
7 years, writing nightmarish things I’ve only recently learned might interest fans of Malazan and Dark Souls. Gained numerous comparisons to Poe, been called the modern Poe.
Check ‘em out?
October 29, 2025 at 6:19 AM
It’ll take time but, eventually, your books will find their audience.
Been here nearly
7 years, writing nightmarish things I’ve only recently learned might interest fans of Malazan and Dark Souls. Gained numerous comparisons to Poe, been called the modern Poe.
Check ‘em out?
Been here nearly
7 years, writing nightmarish things I’ve only recently learned might interest fans of Malazan and Dark Souls. Gained numerous comparisons to Poe, been called the modern Poe.
Check ‘em out?
Bless him. He’s so close.
October 29, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Bless him. He’s so close.
Fuck ass bird gods in Adjacent Monsters be like
October 25, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Fuck ass bird gods in Adjacent Monsters be like
“uSinG an em DaSh mEaNs yOur bOoK iTh AI”
No, it means I know how to use an em dash, you bowl-licking fuck knuckle. 🙄
No, it means I know how to use an em dash, you bowl-licking fuck knuckle. 🙄
October 18, 2025 at 11:15 PM
“uSinG an em DaSh mEaNs yOur bOoK iTh AI”
No, it means I know how to use an em dash, you bowl-licking fuck knuckle. 🙄
No, it means I know how to use an em dash, you bowl-licking fuck knuckle. 🙄
In the mean time, THE WORLD-MAKER PARABLE is now available in audiobook format. THE WORLD-BREAKER REQUIEM is currently in production, to be followed by VULTURES and HOUSE OF MUIR, all narrated by Teagan Walsh-Davis.
Thanks for taking this nightmarish journey with me. 🫶
Thanks for taking this nightmarish journey with me. 🫶
October 18, 2025 at 4:27 AM
In the mean time, THE WORLD-MAKER PARABLE is now available in audiobook format. THE WORLD-BREAKER REQUIEM is currently in production, to be followed by VULTURES and HOUSE OF MUIR, all narrated by Teagan Walsh-Davis.
Thanks for taking this nightmarish journey with me. 🫶
Thanks for taking this nightmarish journey with me. 🫶
Listening to perhaps my most popular book, brought to life by the absolute perfect narrator, is so fucking surreal, man.
October 9, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Listening to perhaps my most popular book, brought to life by the absolute perfect narrator, is so fucking surreal, man.
Once upon a time there was an exclusive edition of ADJACENT MONSTERS with art, formatting, and sprayed edges done by me. It wasn’t by any means perfect, but it was pretty fucking cool and I made friends with @spacemagepress.com. I believe we sold 28 numbered copies. 🫶
October 8, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Once upon a time there was an exclusive edition of ADJACENT MONSTERS with art, formatting, and sprayed edges done by me. It wasn’t by any means perfect, but it was pretty fucking cool and I made friends with @spacemagepress.com. I believe we sold 28 numbered copies. 🫶
“The guilt will always call you back.”
THE WORLD-MAKER PARABLE is now available in audiobook, performed by Teagan Walsh-Davis.
An interpretation of “The Inferno” centering on guilt and the pitfalls of utopia.
🔗👇
THE WORLD-MAKER PARABLE is now available in audiobook, performed by Teagan Walsh-Davis.
An interpretation of “The Inferno” centering on guilt and the pitfalls of utopia.
🔗👇
October 8, 2025 at 4:23 PM
“The guilt will always call you back.”
THE WORLD-MAKER PARABLE is now available in audiobook, performed by Teagan Walsh-Davis.
An interpretation of “The Inferno” centering on guilt and the pitfalls of utopia.
🔗👇
THE WORLD-MAKER PARABLE is now available in audiobook, performed by Teagan Walsh-Davis.
An interpretation of “The Inferno” centering on guilt and the pitfalls of utopia.
🔗👇
If you follow me on instagram, I’ve just posted a preview of THE WORLD-MAKER PARABLE audiobook. 👀
October 6, 2025 at 10:32 PM
If you follow me on instagram, I’ve just posted a preview of THE WORLD-MAKER PARABLE audiobook. 👀
