Andy Burnham gives the most Andy Burnham interview ever, despite it being identical to the last Andy Burnham interview. And the one before that. And every other Andy Burnham interview. It’s hitting peak Andy Burnham interview through sheer force of doing the same Andy Burnham interview. Always.

This trouser, sock and and lace combo is fully deserving of 25% tariffs on its own.

I have never met an actual human who speaks like this. Also, I have no idea what it means, other than a general feeling that being a disruptor and being disrupted both sound a bit rubbish.

I will never, ever read this article. But I am quietly delighted it exists.

I find the framing here both peculiar and a bit troubling. The vibe is very much “the only way to benefit from AI is to give the predatory owners anything they want”. It reminds me (weirdly) of the insane rush to give the gambling firms the earth back in the day. And we all know how that ended.

I know some now have Gavin & Stacey fatigue, but I’ve loved speaking to so many people here in Aus who (re)discovered the show at Christmas. Here’s a pic of me with a pre-fame Rob Brydon filming for BBC Daytime Live early 1990s. Fair to say one of us was more of a natural than the other…

Imagine being paid to write this tripe.

“You will be visited by three spirits.”

The three spirits

It’s CHRIIIIIIIISSSTMAAAAAAAASSSS!

Just bagged some Black Pudding from Vic Market for breakfast tomorrow and I swear to god I’ve not been this happy since I beat David Barrel in the sack race in J2 sports day.

I had one and “cooked” it once. Genuinely terrifying.

NME doing a sponsored campaign with Viagogo is quite a flex. And turning off comments, obvs.

No mention of the deportation of hundreds of settled kids in this UK Home Office statement, which reads like a mid-00’s UK Labour by-election leaflet. Which is, objectively, not a good thing.
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After not missing a single home game all season, she can’t even get watch it on the big television. But Tess Craven got the opening points so it’s all good.

If you see this, post a concert pic you took.

Good to see WH Smith flying the same flag for opportunistic thievery here in Australia as they do back in the UK. They even slapped a 25c card surcharge on. Classy!

It’s been so long since I shared anything online that isn’t either a picture of my daughter or my dinner that I’m not sure what to do. So here’s a pic I took a few years ago of fox jumping over a fence next to a heron. You’re welcome.