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This is a coffee shop? Theres no gambling here. I don’t know what you’re talking about.
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Nick Markakis may not be a Hall of Famer in real life but he will always be a Hall of Famer in my heart for the time he took strike one

god I miss Remy and Orsillo
November 17, 2025 at 5:27 PM
“Victor Wembanyama is a mind-bending marvel” is a sick call
Wemby INSANITY with Ruocco on the call:
October 27, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Tears in my eyes when Roger Goodell brings back Woke on February 8 next year
October 22, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Kevin Parker halfway through this album
October 17, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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there was a competitive brand of baseball that prioritized fun and fan experience it was called the minor leagues and it was eviscerated to save a dollar
From @theathletic.com: The Savannah Bananas have millions of fans and are seemingly growing at warp speed. Banana Ball is wacky, but it's also a competitive brand of baseball that prioritizes fun and fan experience. MLB can learn from it.
What can MLB learn from the Savannah Bananas? A lot, it turns out
Banana Ball is wacky, but it's also a competitive brand of baseball that prioritizes fun and fan experience.
nyti.ms
August 5, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Sinner/Alcaraz final let’s foggin gooooo
July 11, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Damn they hit dimitrov with the pec exploder gun that’s brutal
July 7, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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Fortunato (coughing): You’re certain the Criterion Closet is down here

Montresor (picking up a trowel): Definitely. Have you thought about your picks yet
June 23, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Monthly grid since my music listening has stagnated a little. If anyone has a rec let me know.
June 4, 2025 at 12:28 PM
MDW
May 26, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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watching baseball @jonbois.bsky.social
April 23, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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the american electoral system is basically 500,000 information-resistant people across a handful of states taking a guess and then going "haha! oops!" every two years. this process takes 18 months and costs four trillion dollars every time
April 17, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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April 13, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Simply one of the greatest songs ever made tidal.com/track/121045...
Deafheaven - Baby Blue
Listen to Baby Blue on your streaming service
tidal.com
April 8, 2025 at 10:26 AM
@camislike.com new Papo2oo4/Subjxct 5 today
April 7, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Tried the new pickle glaze sandwich from Popeyes today and guess what? They fuckin did it again.
April 6, 2025 at 4:50 PM
God damn
April 4, 2025 at 2:14 PM
@camislike.com eagerly awaiting your Lonely People score
April 3, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Fuck the algorithm found me
April 3, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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Look at that cow tearing ass
April 2, 2025 at 1:06 PM
April 2, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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Five weeks ago, Mary Kate Cornett was a first-year business major dating another Ole Miss student.

Then a spurious claim about her and her boyfriend’s father spread — and was amplified by Pat McAfee, Barstool personalities and others.

http://dlvr.it/TJtKS4
April 1, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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I miss hating fusty old sports columnists and weird climbers like Darren Rovell. These guys are way worse.
Five weeks ago, Mary Kate Cornett was a first-year business major dating another Ole Miss student.

Then a spurious claim about her and her boyfriend’s father spread — and was amplified by Pat McAfee, Barstool personalities and others.

http://dlvr.it/TJtKS4
April 1, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Plans for the week include growling ALL HAIL NOW THE PANOPTICON in my best George Clarke at intermittent times around the office
April 1, 2025 at 11:50 AM