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Luke Foley
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LFC aficionado. NYR fan. Footscray FC aka Western Bulldogs member. Cricket tragic. I talk shit about a lot of things. Western Naarm-Melbs born and bred now living on Gunditjmara land. YNWA.
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Album cover for “If Only We Could Use These Powers For Good” by Drugs In Sport. It features a pastel blue bicycle with pink tyres improbably hanging off a one-way street sign, with its frame and handlebars hooked over the top of the signpost. The background shows a grey industrial building, parked cars, and a green utility box. White text at the top reads “DRUGS IN SPORT” with the smaller tagline “If Only We Could Use These Powers For Good.” Album cover for “Dead Inside But Highly Functional” by The Australian Beefweek Show. It features cartoon artwork of a dishevelled man with yellow skin, wearing a blue tank top, holding a cup and looking tired. The background shows a cluttered kitchen with dirty dishes and utensils. The text reads: “Australian Beefweek Show – Dead Inside but Highly Functional.” Album cover for “Yeah Nah Yeah Nah” by The Veebees. It features cartoon artwork of a lively street scene featuring a red car with a "BIG in the GONG" sticker and a number plate reading "HDG-FS?". A man drives while another leans out the window, and a woman in a leopard-print outfit lounges on the roof. The background shows a busy building with signs like "YEAH NAH YEAH NAH". People are cheering, pointing, and interacting around the car, and a flying guitar player with wings hovers in the sky. The style is colourful, humorous, and exaggerated. “The VeeBees” is written in black and red capitals in the top left corner. Album cover for Grindhouse’s “Can I Drive Your Commodore?” It features an older man (Peter Russell-Clarke RIP) with a grey moustache and beard standing shirtless against a light purple background, wearing a white helmet with red stars and a purple necktie. He has a white shirt draped over one shoulder, black trousers, and a belt, and he is giving a cheeky smile while making a rude hand gesture with his middle finger. The text on the image reads "GRINDHOUSE" in a retro font and "Can I Drive Your Commodore?" beneath it.
November 29, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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If this chimney and those crumbling stone walls could talk imagine the stories they could tell.
A lone stone chimney stands in the middle of an overgrown grassy field, with crumbling stone walls nearby. Scattered trees and a bright blue sky with fluffy white clouds form the background.
November 27, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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Eleven years ago today our hearts were broken with the tragic passing of Phillip Hughes. A terrible loss in awful circumstances. Gone way too soon.
Phillip Hughes dressed in his cricket whites and wearing an Australian Baggy Green cap is standing on a cricket field, smiling while holding a cricket bat across his shoulder. The field has lush green grass and a few structures and trees in the background under a cloudy sky.
November 27, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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Album cover for The Onyas' "Get Shitfaced with The Onyas." Features a pop art-style blonde woman wearing large blue sunglasses reflecting images of a woman in a black outfit. The background is yellow with blue dots, and the album title is written in bold, graffiti-style text. Album cover for The Flying Burrito Brothers' “The Gilded Palace of Sin”, showing the band members posing in colourful, embroidered suits around a small wooden shack in a dry, overgrown landscape, with two women leaning against the shack. The band’s name appears in bright pink and purple retro lettering at the top, and the album title is in red at the bottom. Album cover for Fred McDowell’s “The Alan Lomax Recordings”. It features a black and white album cover featuring a man in overalls playing an acoustic guitar outdoors, with farmland and small houses in the background. Text reads: “Fred McDowell – The Alan Lomax Recordings.” Album cover for The Smith Street Band titled “Once I Was Wild.” The image shows a blurred person standing in a suburban driveway with a house and a parked car in the background. The album title is painted in large, rough white brush letters across the entire image.
November 27, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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Barnaby Joyce once said that “disloyalty is a curse,” yet he left his wife for another woman. Now he’s left the National Party and will defect to One Nation.
An older man in a suit is lying on his back pissed as a fart on a footpath, with one hand on his midriff and the other holding a phone near his face, next to a planter with greenery and parked cars in the background.
November 27, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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New York Rangers bringing me some sporting joy today after the Liverpool debacle. Huzzah! 🙌🏻 #NYR
November 27, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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You’ve just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.
A giant kangaroo (Matilda) holding a circular emblem with a blue, red, and orange geometric design (1982 Commonwealth Games) is displayed in a crowded stadium during a public event. People in blue uniforms surround the base, and the stands are filled with spectators.
November 26, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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Feels like almost every game now especially when we go 1-0 down. #LFC
November 26, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
River Cartwright and Jackson Lamb from Slow Horses are talking on a street near a secure gate, with armed guards in black tactical gear standing in the background. River is the younger man with short, messy hair and a dark jacket, while Jackson is older with long greying hair, glasses, a beige trench coat, and a loosely tied tie.
November 26, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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Bush bashing in Budj Bim NP. A few rough patches but only high range 4wd so not too bad.
View from inside a vehicle driving along a narrow grassy track through a lightly wooded area with tall, sparse trees. The sky is bright with scattered white clouds and patches of blue. The vehicle’s bonnet and windscreen wipers are visible in the foreground.
November 26, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy. #MusicSky
An iconic black-and-white photo of a shirtless Iggy standing on a crowd's hands at a packed Stooges concert in Cincinnati in 1970, pointing forward while the audience cheers and raises their arms.
November 25, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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Looks like they’re smoking way too much crack and snorting Elmo levels of ketamine over at Rupert’s place. Nothing new I guess.
Headline reads: "Will Tesla’s hero Cybertruck ever come to Australia?" Subheadline: "The world’s richest man is treating millions of Aussies with complete disdain but it doesn’t have to be this way." Below is a small headshot of a man with short dark hair and a neutral expression, with the byline "James MacSmith" in blue text.
November 25, 2025 at 10:30 AM
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Album cover for Neil Young's “After the Gold Rush” featuring a black-and-white photo of a man walking past a brick wall and iron fence, with another person in the background. The album title and artist’s name appear in yellow text at the top. “…For the Whole World to See” by Death album cover featuring the word "DEATH" in bold, stylised letters with a red triangular beam projecting downward onto a city skyline at night. At the bottom, the text reads "...FOR THE WHOLE WORLD TO SEE" in yellow against a black background. Self-titled album cover by Swearin’ which features a black and white image of a person looking down and buttoning a jacket, standing beside two vertical stacks of vintage CRT televisions. The word 'SWEARIN’' appears in bold white text at the top left. Abstract album cover for Split System Vol. 1 featuring a grayscale, distorted cityscape with silhouetted figures wearing hats. Gothic-style text which reads Split System runs vertically on the right side, while the bottom right corner reads “VOL. I” in simple lettering, all framed by a cream border.
November 25, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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Nice spot for lunch today. Moleside Creek, Lower Glenelg NP, southwest Victoria.
November 25, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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Four Christmas movies to know me by:
Movie poster for the comedy film “Trading Places” featuring two men in suits, standing on a city street lined with skyscrapers, holding and surrounded by money. One man hugs the other while both smile. The title 'Trading Places' appears at the bottom with the tagline 'Some very funny business.' Movie poster for the comedy film “Bad Santa” which shows a mischievous-looking man in a Santa suit holding a sack, a young curly-haired boy, a man dressed as an elf smirking, and a stern man in a yellow suit standing behind them. The tagline reads, “He doesn’t care if you’re naughty or nice,” and the title ‘Bad Santa’ is in bold green letters at the bottom. Cast names listed include Billy Bob Thornton, Bernie Mac, and Lauren Graham. Movie poster for “Die Hard” featuring Bruce Willis’s face on the right, a skyscraper exploding in the centre with helicopters flying around, and the tagline “40 Stories of Sheer Adventure!” at the top. Additional text describes a cop trapped in a building taken over by terrorists. The title Bruce Willis Die Hard appears in red at the bottom. Movie poster for the film 'Joyeux Noel (Merry Christmas)' set during World War I. The poster shows three soldiers from different armies—French, German, and Scottish—in winter uniforms walking together on a snowy battlefield. Behind them, soldiers mingle near trenches in a winter landscape. The text highlights that the story takes place on Christmas Eve 1914 and is based on a true story. It also notes Golden Globe and Academy Award nominations.
November 24, 2025 at 10:46 AM
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Appealing to the lowest common denominator of uneducated racist bogan cooker is all Hanson has got. A truly odious and boorish cretin if ever there was one.
News headline from The Guardian – • Australia politics live Pauline Hanson ejected from Senate as 'disgraceful' burqa stunt condemned by senators from across political divide
November 24, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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Another lovely walk out bush done. Such a great day for it. It’s definitely my happy place.
Dense Australian bushland with tall gum trees, lush green undergrowth, and fallen logs scattered across the forest floor under a bright blue sky.
November 24, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
November 23, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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A movie that takes place where you’re from.
A movie poster for the film Spotswood features a man in a grey suit and red tie holding a briefcase, wearing pink fluffy slippers, standing in front of large letters spelling “SPOTSWOOD”. Behind him, a group of people is arranged across a park with suburban houses and a factory in the distance. The top of the poster lists the cast: Anthony Hopkins, Ben Mendelsohn, Russell Crowe, and Toni Collette.
November 23, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 6:35 AM
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My last 3 brain cells
November 23, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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In dreams I walk with you
In dreams I talk to you
In dreams you're mine all of the time
We're together in dreams, in dreams
Pope Leo dressed in white papal robes and a skullcap (zucchetto) is holding a microphone with his eyes closed, appearing to sing, while surrounded by a crowd of photographers, clergy, and onlookers in an indoor setting.
November 23, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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Hello, I love you won’t you tell me your name
Pope Leo dressed in white papal robes and a skullcap (zucchetto) is holding a microphone with his eyes closed, appearing to sing, while surrounded by a crowd of photographers, clergy, and onlookers in an indoor setting.
November 23, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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Album cover for the self-titled release by The Velvet Underground. If features a black-and-white photo of four people lounging on a couch with a casual, relaxed atmosphere. One person in the centre is holding a book or magazine, smiling, while the others sit or lean back. The background is dark, and above the image is the text “THE VELVET UNDERGROUND” in white, minimalist font. Album cover for “Highway Prayers” by Billy Strings. It features a front view of a classic green muscle car with white racing stripes, a chrome bumper, and headlights on both sides, against a light beige background. A person is visible in the driver’s seat and the initials BS appear on the front grille of the vehicle. Album cover for the self-titled release by Fountains of Wayne. It features a young boy holding a white rabbit runs towards the camera with one arm raised, wearing a blue long-sleeve shirt and dark pants. Behind him is a brick house with multiple windows, laundry hanging on a line, and a small paved yard. The words “FOUNTAINS OF WAYNE” appear in bold white letters on a red strip across the bottom of the image. Album cover for “Glory” by Teen Jesus and the Jean Teasers. Four women pose on a grassy hill under a bright blue sky with scattered clouds. The word “glory” appears in large red text at the top. The women wear sporty and casual outfits, including striped tops, skirts, and track pants. At the bottom, small white text reads “teen jesus and the jean teasers.”
November 23, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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Had it all planned out today to get shit done this morning and then spend the arvo watching the Ashes. But yeah, Travis Head has gone and ruined everything.
A man in an Australian gold cricket uniform sits on a chair indoors, wearing reflective sunglasses, a cap, and a colourful lanyard with a medal. He has a surprised or excited expression with his mouth open and is holding up both hands with fingers in a playful gesture and is also absolutely shitfaced drunk.
November 22, 2025 at 10:22 PM