Luke Givens
@luke-givens.bsky.social
Writer | Musician | Marine Vet | dutifully goes to work while the world visibly implodes because he is a good boy who will someday, certainly, get his pats on the head
And killing survivors of previous failed instead of arresting and detaining them is… what, exactly?
November 29, 2025 at 5:27 PM
And killing survivors of previous failed instead of arresting and detaining them is… what, exactly?
Why is it that all of these unimaginably wealthy assholes also look like hammered shit?
November 29, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Why is it that all of these unimaginably wealthy assholes also look like hammered shit?
After he gets his alPresidential pardon, we can still have him tried in international court, yes?
November 29, 2025 at 3:51 PM
After he gets his alPresidential pardon, we can still have him tried in international court, yes?
Ignorance of the law and “I was drunk at the time” is no defense
November 29, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Ignorance of the law and “I was drunk at the time” is no defense
Let’s just pause and savor the thought of Stephen Miller not existing…
November 28, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Let’s just pause and savor the thought of Stephen Miller not existing…
“The full force of the FBI… minus those agents who are protecting my girlfriend from nothing. Naturally not *those* agents”
November 28, 2025 at 9:44 PM
“The full force of the FBI… minus those agents who are protecting my girlfriend from nothing. Naturally not *those* agents”
Not unless you want to fight some Boss Level Karens
November 28, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Not unless you want to fight some Boss Level Karens
Pete Hegseth. That’s why we haven’t heard about.
November 28, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Pete Hegseth. That’s why we haven’t heard about.
“Here, vet a few dozen asylum seeker applicants while you guard my girlfriend this weekend.“
-Kash Patel, probably
-Kash Patel, probably
November 28, 2025 at 3:53 AM
“Here, vet a few dozen asylum seeker applicants while you guard my girlfriend this weekend.“
-Kash Patel, probably
-Kash Patel, probably
It’s good to be reminded of that periodically
November 28, 2025 at 2:23 AM
It’s good to be reminded of that periodically
Eloquent as always. Clearly not feeling cornered at all
November 28, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Eloquent as always. Clearly not feeling cornered at all
It’ll be the most hilarious crash out ever when Kash gets fired and dumped in the same week
November 28, 2025 at 12:22 AM
It’ll be the most hilarious crash out ever when Kash gets fired and dumped in the same week
“Yes, some of them may die, but the trash in DC’s parks isn’t going to pick itself up!”
November 27, 2025 at 7:06 PM
“Yes, some of them may die, but the trash in DC’s parks isn’t going to pick itself up!”
Look at how proud he is to serve a bird which is sure to give everyone food poisoning
November 27, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Look at how proud he is to serve a bird which is sure to give everyone food poisoning
They just cream their pants over a good massacre if the killer is someone they hate. It’s almost the only thing they have to live for
November 27, 2025 at 4:54 PM
They just cream their pants over a good massacre if the killer is someone they hate. It’s almost the only thing they have to live for
It’s always the littlest big guys that get hit the hardest. Gobbless.
November 27, 2025 at 4:25 PM
It’s always the littlest big guys that get hit the hardest. Gobbless.
No discussion of this incident should take place without prefacing it by pointing out the guardsmen were only there as political stunt.
November 27, 2025 at 1:26 AM
No discussion of this incident should take place without prefacing it by pointing out the guardsmen were only there as political stunt.
Imagine if your loved one was in critical condition and you found out about it in real time from your governors tweets which they had yet even confirmed
November 26, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Imagine if your loved one was in critical condition and you found out about it in real time from your governors tweets which they had yet even confirmed