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Lucy No
@lucyno.bsky.social
210 followers 150 following 410 posts
Part cat, part potato
El hopaness romtic
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can you smell seafood 🦀
lucy the calico cat sitting on the sofa licking her lips. behind her is a large crab plushie.
September 26, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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@sparklymincepie.bsky.social i just discovered that new blanket and it was like a religious awakening omg
September 6, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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YOU WOULDN’T CALL A POPE IMMORAL in the style of the you wouldn’t steal a car piracy warning.
July 1, 2025 at 6:47 AM
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Lucy the calico cat giving her chops a big lick, her tongue is swiping the underside of her nose.
July 1, 2025 at 6:21 AM
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Lucy can smell birthday. Happy birthday @richfiend.bsky.social
Lucy the calico cat sniffing the air.
June 30, 2025 at 11:11 AM
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im torn between accidental thief/I deserve this
WhatsApp conversation. Me: there were loads of unavailable items in my Ocado shopping. Well, 8. Enough that I had to order a Tesco whoosh for some of the things that weren't coming. When it got here he handed me 2 bags, one was very heavy, and I was like huh this seems wrong but my brain doesn't work and I just took them So yes I got my shopping plus someone else's. Friend: Woo. Free stuff. Me: I feel bad but also I want to eat their croissants.
June 30, 2025 at 6:55 AM
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important
Lucy the calico cat lying next to Me on the bed. She’s upside down with her head resting against my thigh.
June 25, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Headache
Angry blob stick man is frowning and giving the concept of headaches the finger.
June 25, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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Happy birthday
Lucy the calico cat lounging on the dogs on her back. I’ve added a bouquet and some hearts.
June 23, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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No that’s this one
Close up of Lucy looking Big Concerned.
June 22, 2025 at 10:29 AM
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Lucy is having breakfast in bed (mine) due to war.
Lucy the calico cat caught mid chew with her mouth open, having just finished off some biscuits from her pink dish.
June 22, 2025 at 10:26 AM
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What do you think is the most 90s movie ever #filmsky
Still from Space Jam. Bill murray, bugs bunny and Michael Jordan are talking during a basketball match.
June 20, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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pls enjoy these thumbnails from my camera roll
Two video thumbnails from my camera roll show Lucy the calico cat washing her face, she’s tongue out in both.
June 20, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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Me moments earlier
Painting of a woman pushing a guy down a well or off a balcony, not sure.
June 19, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Ben and Jerry’s in the freezer lxds
A brown cat with very wide eyes and tongue out excitedly.
June 19, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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I wear billowy trousers now and you’re just going to have to deal with it
Mirror selfie. I’m wearing loose pants that are dark blue with a multicolour pattern, a black long sleeve tee and nude sandals.
June 19, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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Lucy with Lopsided Face
Lucy the calico cat just after a nap. Her face fur is pushed to one side from sleeping on her face and she’s also squinting with one eye closed more than the other, so she has an unsettling wonky look.
June 19, 2025 at 9:15 AM
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Decided to leave all the housework for the hottest day so I guess I’ll die
A black and white cat dramatically playing dead, lying on its back with front paws stretched out over its head.
June 19, 2025 at 8:49 AM
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“Bluesky is dead”
Bio of a guy who wrote a Bluesky is dead piece for the spectator. Reads “ThomasKnox @thomasknox.bsky.social 82 followers 164 following 91 posts art, travel, writing, thrillers and a gin-fuelled obsession with Al”. Just a close up of those numbers. 82 followers. Following 164.
June 18, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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If you judged me only by my phone notifications you’d really think I have my shit together
Notifications on my Lock Screen read TIME SENSITIVE Medication Reminder Time to log your 08:00 medications. Reflect on your day. Take a second to log how you've felt today. Time to get ready for (bed)... Remember: "Sleep is the best meditation" - Dalai Lama.
June 18, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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Ok hear me out
Lucy the calico cat. She’s lying on her side with front paws over her eyes so you can see her nose and chin and lots of belly fluff.
June 18, 2025 at 9:27 AM
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IMPORTANT
Screen grab from sky news reads “A squirrel in Crystal Palace uses a technique called 'pancaking' to cool off in the recent heat. PA file pic@. Above this is a grey squirrel on a tree branch. It is lying with its belly on the branch and paws stretched out, nice and flat.
June 17, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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Washing machine with “one minute left” but they lie. Maybe five minutes. Maybe twenty seven minutes.
June 17, 2025 at 7:30 AM
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this is who runs this account
Lucy the calico cat in profile and looking out of a window. Her mouth is wide open in a yawn or something but she looks SHOCKED.
June 17, 2025 at 7:18 AM
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Tuesday
Lucy the calico cat nestled against my side with her head in my armpit. One eye is slightly wider than the other and she looks a bit unhinged.
June 17, 2025 at 4:42 AM