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Lucy No
@lucyno.bsky.social
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Part cat, part potato
El hopaness romtic
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can you smell seafood 🦀
lucy the calico cat sitting on the sofa licking her lips. behind her is a large crab plushie.
September 26, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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@sparklymincepie.bsky.social i just discovered that new blanket and it was like a religious awakening omg
September 6, 2025 at 5:39 AM
lucyno.bsky.social
CW ED

im essentially back one to one after meals, meds etc so i dont pukee wookee in the bathroom (which has not happened here)
August 7, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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terryleopard.bsky.social
Trousers, but made of cold.
June 30, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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terryleopard.bsky.social
Shoes, but made of cold.
June 30, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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doctorallisona.bsky.social
People at the end of pride month be like:
JJ Jameson from Spider-Man 2 looking at a pride flag before it is replaced with a ‘July 1’ calendar date. Text: The gay community was a hero, I just couldn’t see it. They were a… …a menace! A criminal!
July 1, 2025 at 6:05 AM
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megan-thee-stalin.bsky.social
Sorry this is too perfect not to repost
Some dude with their bare ass hanging out over the side of the bed “"Don't let your feet hang off the bed because Demons will eat them"
June 30, 2025 at 10:06 PM
lucyno.bsky.social
Sleeping with my feet out the covers tonight also my entire bare ass
June 30, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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Making a lik-e-lix lollipop for Lucy ❄️
June 30, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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I put some cheese and chilli jam in one and blasted it in the air fryer, it was much better. Then I got very distracted thinking about what Tesco had done to get that weird texture and at one point asked myself “is croissants bread?”
lucyno.bsky.social Lucy No @lucyno.bsky.social · Jun 30
Sad to report: the croissants suuuck
June 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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Lucy can smell birthday. Happy birthday @richfiend.bsky.social
Lucy the calico cat sniffing the air.
June 30, 2025 at 11:11 AM
lucyno.bsky.social
im torn between accidental thief/I deserve this
WhatsApp conversation. Me: there were loads of unavailable items in my Ocado shopping. Well, 8. Enough that I had to order a Tesco whoosh for some of the things that weren't coming. When it got here he handed me 2 bags, one was very heavy, and I was like huh this seems wrong but my brain doesn't work and I just took them So yes I got my shopping plus someone else's. Friend: Woo. Free stuff. Me: I feel bad but also I want to eat their croissants.
June 30, 2025 at 6:55 AM
lucyno.bsky.social
new john woo film about to drop
ariadnemaze.bsky.social Kate Burton @ariadnemaze.bsky.social · Jun 28
Anyone care to try and explain why there’s a flock of doves outside the big Tesco?
Outdoor area with a Timpson shop in the background. Several white doves are scattered across the paved area, with two people walking nearby. Shopping trolley shelters and car park signage are visible, surrounded by greenery and trees under a blue sky with scattered clouds.
June 28, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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elrubino.bsky.social
Happy #caturday

#OtisBDriftwood #CatsOfBluesky
Otis B. Driftwood, a rumpled tuxedo cat, is lying on his back in my lap, with his hind feet raised toward the camera. He is clutching his brush, and is slightly wild-eyed.
June 28, 2025 at 11:34 AM
lucyno.bsky.social
hmm it’s almost as if being wealthy and disabled is much more conducive to remaining in the workforce than if you’re poor and disabled. hmmmm
sharal.bsky.social Shar A @sharal.bsky.social · Jun 26
Fuck off, Tory peer.
June 27, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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freepearn.bsky.social
Please don't put in the paper that he drooled
Close up of cat. No drool. I SAID, NO DROOL
June 26, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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valleyguitarist.bsky.social
An ass that not only won't quit, it'll unionise the workforce and secure unprecedented wage rises for all other asses
evangreer.bsky.social Evan Greer @evangreer.bsky.social · Jun 26
jesus mary and joseph
the absolute hottest photo of a man that has ever existed (Pedro Pascale)
June 26, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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robonabike.bsky.social
The wait is over.
Gentlefolk of every stripe and humour, please welcome Pablo and his brother, Raphael.
#AdoptDontShop
Pablo, a black and white cat. Raphaël, also a black and white cat.
June 25, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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important
Lucy the calico cat lying next to Me on the bed. She’s upside down with her head resting against my thigh.
June 25, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Headache
Angry blob stick man is frowning and giving the concept of headaches the finger.
June 25, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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jayneagain.bsky.social
Peering into the internet and deciding not to bother
Tux cat leaning over a phone camera and looking at it. You can see the ceiling light above his head a bit like a halo
June 24, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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Lucy is having breakfast in bed (mine) due to war.
Lucy the calico cat caught mid chew with her mouth open, having just finished off some biscuits from her pink dish.
June 22, 2025 at 10:26 AM
lucyno.bsky.social
What do you think is the most 90s movie ever #filmsky
Still from Space Jam. Bill murray, bugs bunny and Michael Jordan are talking during a basketball match.
June 20, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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pls enjoy these thumbnails from my camera roll
Two video thumbnails from my camera roll show Lucy the calico cat washing her face, she’s tongue out in both.
June 20, 2025 at 1:03 PM
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I left the freezer open a crack overnight 😭😭😭
lucyno.bsky.social Lucy No @lucyno.bsky.social · Jun 19
Ben and Jerry’s in the freezer lxds
A brown cat with very wide eyes and tongue out excitedly.
June 20, 2025 at 9:54 AM