Big trade! Big trade!

Perhaps we can add “play in the World Series” to that list

Let’s get the guys to practice contact plays before they reach the majors

The pivot to Fox News commentator will happen like clockwork

comfort the afflicted and afflict those who have wronged me... or have they wronged YOU? find out in 17 posts from now

Can’t contribute anything on the biking front (though it’s also on my list to do), but heavily recommend Rosticceria Rossi & Sons in Poughkeepsie for sandwiches.

Such a good one! I loved that it was a carbon copy of the catch he made on Jackie Robinson Day the year before.

Can’t blame a guy for trying!

A new kind of rapid Chotining. Please appreciate the alt-text.

In my heart, it’s an 80-man roster

My most reasonable prayer is that Jackson Holliday is never forced to bat leadoff another day in his life. But I also just think his name will provide us with no end of merriment and pun opportunities, and that we deserve that joy after so much hardship.

(Please not Beavers, i have such plans for him)

A straight swap of Nimmo out, O’Neill in sheds 4 million ish in AAV, and maybe the Orioles throw in some money on top of that, maybe Daredevil Mike has another crazy, inexplicable idea we’ll all go “huh?” about, WHAT IF