Know what's worse?

The Secretary of Health and Human Services is a chemtrails nut, too, and that's probably the least offensive of the set of pseudoscientific personal beliefs that he's turning into policy.

Thank you!

I don't need C-3PO, I need a little R2 to change my oil and make me martinis.

Hell, C-3PO didn't need to look like a person. He was a translator. He could have been an app.

The entire cabinet can all travel in one little car, which is amazing.

Or signs, seating cards, or directions.

At each table, we set gift bags of heirloom flower bulbs. On the day before we married, my MiL hired a last-minute wedding manager.

Ignorant of the bulbs (and the note), she ate an entire bag & left for the ER before the reception. Never did meet her.

I'm only shocked that he hadn't pardoned them already.

*static*

tsssh-click

(pilot grunt)

"Uh...as we are approaching the Rockies, I'm going to need everyone to stand up and jump on 3...2...aaaaaand..."

He's grown into a remarkable young man.

We were there for Ben's Eagle Project. We got 100 trees planted. Now we are sore.

This is precisely what Aunt Gloria did for Uncle George, along with reminders to use the handrails she installed everywhere.

This why “good” at real estate and reality tv is not a plan for running government

Or plastic fins to make them easier to throw. Get a good spiral

This next year will be rough, though. I feel a tsunami of nonsense, lies, and propaganda on the horizon.

Somehow, this redneck rural cosplay thing has become the default setting in this country.

I was just thinking about this in To Kill a Mockingbird terms. Peck's Finch was a model for quiet strength, masculinity, and moral certainty.

We have rejected that model for violent, racist Bob Ewells.