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LSDetlev
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running on energy drinks & butterflies.
maybe send a therapist.
sic semper systema 💣🧨
October 24, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Let them eat White House debris
the symbolism of “Trump destroying the White House for a overpriced luxury vanity project, during a government shut down, days after a historically-large mass demonstration against his regime called “No Kings”’ would be rightly viewed as laying it on a little thick if it was in a work of fiction
October 21, 2025 at 10:32 AM
October 16, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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I was at Starbucks and my friend sneezed and I said "god bless you" and then the barista sacrificed an infant to Lucifer and told us to get out
October 3, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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finally got the call. they’re putting me in the med bed on tuesday
September 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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You bitches be like "ahh the horrors"

But what you mean is sipping coffee in your cushy apartments while you scroll TikTok

Put the phone down

Some of us have real problems
September 26, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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Anyone who opposes genocide and shows solidarity with Palestine is labeled an antisemite.

Anyone who quoted Charlie Kirk while taking exception to his canonization after his death is labeled an Antifa Major Terrorist.

🙃
September 18, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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Hoping for a DB Cooper kinda resolution to all this
September 12, 2025 at 7:02 AM
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Hahahahahha

I fucking hate this place.
September 8, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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September 6th is when they'll stop covering up Trump's death, trust
August 30, 2025 at 10:59 AM
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Oh god the idiot bombed Iran
June 22, 2025 at 8:20 AM
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July 26, 2025 at 11:58 AM
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Love may not be enough, but its still wonderful to have
July 17, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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going to a hardcore show is so cool because it's like the one genre of rock music where the bassists are better than the guitarists
July 12, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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welcome to my filth
July 11, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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the most unexpected thing!!

#art
July 10, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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just dropped a coke zero on my floor and it fucking exploded everywhere. this country is going to shit
July 9, 2025 at 6:07 AM
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sorry i haven't texted back

i am fucking going thru it
July 6, 2025 at 10:13 AM
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omg i need to find my meds
July 3, 2025 at 11:17 AM
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I feel like SpaceX rockets blow up wat more than when NASA was still running space launches
June 19, 2025 at 6:22 AM
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Actually everything is fine and I'm doing great and nothing is wrong ^.^
June 17, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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Please stop telling me to read theory. I'm currently living it. Thanks.
June 5, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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i would pay for a dislike button
May 31, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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my summer bod is identical to my winter bod but add gallons of sweat
May 31, 2025 at 7:44 AM