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apparently james l. brooks is coming out with a new movie (ella mccay) with an absurdly stacked cast? and i found out about it through a damn instagram ad??
November 29, 2025 at 9:05 AM
apparently james l. brooks is coming out with a new movie (ella mccay) with an absurdly stacked cast? and i found out about it through a damn instagram ad??
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November 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Hi everybody,
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THE DINNER PLAN IS OUT NOW
WATCH IT WITH YOUR WHOLE FAMILY
WATCH IT WITH YOUR WHOLE FAMILY
November 26, 2025 at 9:03 PM
THE DINNER PLAN IS OUT NOW
WATCH IT WITH YOUR WHOLE FAMILY
WATCH IT WITH YOUR WHOLE FAMILY
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A reminder that cars aren’t a technology problem. They’re a geometry problem.
Waymo privatized another public street:
Chanel approaching 4th, San Francisco
Possibly queued for a Billie Eilish show at Chase Center ~half mile away.
The light rail train on 4th seen passing in front of this roboherd has more passenger capacity than all of them combined.
OP: .tiktok.renaspam18
Chanel approaching 4th, San Francisco
Possibly queued for a Billie Eilish show at Chase Center ~half mile away.
The light rail train on 4th seen passing in front of this roboherd has more passenger capacity than all of them combined.
OP: .tiktok.renaspam18
November 25, 2025 at 4:16 AM
A reminder that cars aren’t a technology problem. They’re a geometry problem.
starting to become pissed off that wake up dead man apparently will not being playing in portland. what the hell man! as far as i can tell, nouvelle vague, jay kelly, and train dreams did well/are doing well at the hollywood but we can’t get netflix’s big crowd pleaser anywhere in the city??
November 25, 2025 at 4:59 AM
starting to become pissed off that wake up dead man apparently will not being playing in portland. what the hell man! as far as i can tell, nouvelle vague, jay kelly, and train dreams did well/are doing well at the hollywood but we can’t get netflix’s big crowd pleaser anywhere in the city??
films not on this list:
POPSTAR
AFTER HOURS
WALK HARD
THE OTHER GUYS
THE THIN MAN
TALLADEGA NIGHTS
GHOSTBUSTERS
LITERALLY ANY ANIMATED FILM
JACKASS!!!!!!
for this and many other reasons the list is invalid
POPSTAR
AFTER HOURS
WALK HARD
THE OTHER GUYS
THE THIN MAN
TALLADEGA NIGHTS
GHOSTBUSTERS
LITERALLY ANY ANIMATED FILM
JACKASS!!!!!!
for this and many other reasons the list is invalid
The movie listed at #1 is so incredibly misplaced that it calls into question the veracity of the entire list. It belongs on the list, yes, but SO MUCH further down. An absolute, credibility-wrecking flub. Boo, @variety.com! Boo!
variety.com/lists/best-c...
variety.com/lists/best-c...
The 100 Best Comedy Movies of All Time
Variety's list of the 100 best comedy movies of all time includes 'Annie Hall,' 'Pretty Woman,' 'Waiting for Guffman' and 'Young Frankenstein.'
variety.com
November 24, 2025 at 5:36 PM
films not on this list:
POPSTAR
AFTER HOURS
WALK HARD
THE OTHER GUYS
THE THIN MAN
TALLADEGA NIGHTS
GHOSTBUSTERS
LITERALLY ANY ANIMATED FILM
JACKASS!!!!!!
for this and many other reasons the list is invalid
POPSTAR
AFTER HOURS
WALK HARD
THE OTHER GUYS
THE THIN MAN
TALLADEGA NIGHTS
GHOSTBUSTERS
LITERALLY ANY ANIMATED FILM
JACKASS!!!!!!
for this and many other reasons the list is invalid
the internet has robbed us of a lot of things, sure. but the most devastating loss of all is scenes of master thieves breaking into toy stores around the holidays to get the last billy the blue buffalo or whatever
November 24, 2025 at 8:49 AM
the internet has robbed us of a lot of things, sure. but the most devastating loss of all is scenes of master thieves breaking into toy stores around the holidays to get the last billy the blue buffalo or whatever
can someone please edit the mickey mouse fantasia thing from the f1 post-race into the bellagio fountain coda from ocean’s 11
November 23, 2025 at 5:56 AM
can someone please edit the mickey mouse fantasia thing from the f1 post-race into the bellagio fountain coda from ocean’s 11
just like mickey to show up and make the whole thing about him 🙄
November 23, 2025 at 5:45 AM
just like mickey to show up and make the whole thing about him 🙄
what in the world was lando thinking with that move off the line
November 23, 2025 at 4:05 AM
what in the world was lando thinking with that move off the line
really happy i was able to see train dreams in the cinema. what a beautiful film
November 22, 2025 at 5:03 AM
really happy i was able to see train dreams in the cinema. what a beautiful film
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Collin Gillespie gets the winner for the Suns after missed FTs from Ant
November 22, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Collin Gillespie gets the winner for the Suns after missed FTs from Ant
pretty insane they’re running qualifying in these conditions
November 22, 2025 at 4:11 AM
pretty insane they’re running qualifying in these conditions
collin gillespie 6MOY
grayson allen MIP
November 22, 2025 at 2:37 AM
collin gillespie 6MOY
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hello from moda center
November 19, 2025 at 4:15 AM
hello from moda center
suns basketball bby
November 17, 2025 at 3:56 AM
suns basketball bby
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🏈 TB 32 - 44 BUF
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1095th unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1095th unique final score in NFL history.
November 16, 2025 at 9:20 PM
🏈 TB 32 - 44 BUF
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1095th unique final score in NFL history.
FINAL
✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1095th unique final score in NFL history.
oso is a +52 right now lmao
November 14, 2025 at 4:21 AM
oso is a +52 right now lmao
incredibly excited to be seeing this at @hollywoodtheatre.org on saturday 😌
TRAIN DREAMS is out in limited theatrical release today. It will be on Netflix in a couple of weeks, but here's the thing: If you are at all able to, you really should see it on a big screen. You will not regret it.
www.vulture.com/article/sund...
www.vulture.com/article/sund...
Train Dreams Is a Staggering Work of Art
Netflix is releasing one of the best films of the year but please, for the love of God, don’t watch this masterpiece on your phone.
www.vulture.com
November 13, 2025 at 4:11 AM
incredibly excited to be seeing this at @hollywoodtheatre.org on saturday 😌
it’s nice that we’re winning but more than anything i’m just happy suns basketball is fun again
November 13, 2025 at 4:08 AM
it’s nice that we’re winning but more than anything i’m just happy suns basketball is fun again