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Louis
@louisevans.bsky.social
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"for straightforward combinatoric reasons a free and equal republic of sluts"
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It’s about the cones meme saying “it’s about the PRESUMPTION OF REGULARITY”
November 24, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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This classic chart, except with the “esoteric antisemitism” annex, “everyone is the Jews but the Jews, who are bad”
Political compass diagram: Authoritarian-left: everything is revisionist propaganda except actual revisionist propaganda, which is fine Authoritarian-right: everything is genocide except actual genocide, which is fine Libertarian-left: everything is theft except actual theft, which is fine Libertarian-right: everything is slavery except actual slavery, which is fine
November 23, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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Biggs Darklighter overlaid with yellow text reading "how dare you"
November 22, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Pursuing goose meme: “‘only twenty minutes from downtown Jerusalem’ in which direction?”
November 21, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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okay fixed
Lionel Hutz’s business card reads SCOTT “BIG MONEY” BESSENT ESQ. NO AMERICAN IMPERIALISM? NO, BLOOD FOR OIL! the question mark, comma, and exclamation mark have been added in red pen
November 21, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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this mfs business cards:
Lionel Hutz’s business card reads SCOTT “BIG MONEY” BESSENT ESQ. NO AMERICAN AGGRESSION? NO, BLOOD FOR OIL! the question mark, comma, and exclamation mark have been added in red pen
November 21, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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pun intentional
Woody “hollup…Let him cook” meme
November 20, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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SURRENDER ON DEMAND, Varian Fry
November 19, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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Tenth Doctor says “Babe please can wr have normal sex tonight” and rose replies “no. Go put on nine’s clothes.”
November 19, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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me about the Althing:
it's about the Deliberative Process
November 19, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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okay that was spooky
two quote posts, where both quoters are making the joke about the Seven Dwarves
November 19, 2025 at 8:17 AM
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a common misconception! there are actually exactly 15 types of guys online:
the "Purchase of the Droids"scene in Star Wars, showing, left to right, 2X-7KPR, R1-G4, a Jawa of Nebit's tribe (substantially obscured), Owen Lars, C-3PO, Luke Skywalker, WED-15-ST68, R2-D2, two additional Jawas, R5-D4, two further Jawas, LIN-V8K, and a final Jawa. In the background is the Jawa's sandcrawler.
November 19, 2025 at 6:46 AM
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in conclusion:
November 18, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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but, actually, I should have left it in! The whole graphic is this:
2x2 chart of US voters on left/right econ/social, showing 43% left/left, 31% right/right, 22% left econ/right social, 5% right econ/left social
November 18, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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something like this, admittedly at much higher dimensionality:
a distribution plot showing American voters in four quadrants: left/right on econ and social. as always the left/left and right/right quadrants are the fullest, then economically left and socially right, while econ right socially left is basically empty. The Trump move of claiming more of the cross-pressured voters is indicated by a thick black arrow labeled "lying about not cutting benefits" while a hypothetical left-Trump is a vertical arrow labeled "lying about what, exactly?"
November 18, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 4:01 AM
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it's "The Illusion of free choice" meme, with the two options being thought is (or is NOT) substrate-independent computation and the fated destination being Cartesian Dualism
November 18, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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November 16, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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Walter White saying “I am the curtains for zoosha”
November 16, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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two-phase grand strategy for total psychic and moral victory in any situation whatsoever:
Diagram showing moods based on pleasantness and energy level, with a bunch of phase 1 arrows converging to stage at “fuck it we ball”, then executing a unified strike on “lets fucking gooooooo”
November 15, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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yeah I guess the data doesn't even show a blip:
November 14, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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it's the Brazil Mentioned meme except it says "Mears Mentioned" in reference to Ashley Mears, the sociologist whose book VERY IMPORTANT PEOPLE about the cultural economy of nightlife was excerpted in the The Economist article referenced in OP
November 13, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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Putting on my reverse THEY LIVE glasses so I can see what good or service this wall is helpfully advertising
A mural reminiscent of the messages revealed in THEY LIVE: a cadaverous face urging the viewer to BUY, CONFORM, etc.
November 13, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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It’s the Martin Scorsese “absolute cinema” meme but he’s saying “unlimited atonement”
November 11, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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Norman Rockwell guy says: small states shouldn’t have extra power
November 8, 2025 at 11:01 PM