Lorem Ipsum Oso 🔜 Bears on Ice
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NSFW. 40-something, DC-area bear with an oral fixation.
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It’s wild how being gay goes from being the worst thing that ever happened to you when you’re young to being by far the best thing that ever happened to you when you are an adult
November 14, 2025 at 5:08 AM
It’s wild how being gay goes from being the worst thing that ever happened to you when you’re young to being by far the best thing that ever happened to you when you are an adult
For those who know me IRL or have followed me on other social media, I finally broke down and reactivated my Instagram account. (Same user name as before.) And if you only follow me here and you’d like to follow me there, DM me and I’ll share.
November 10, 2025 at 7:05 PM
For those who know me IRL or have followed me on other social media, I finally broke down and reactivated my Instagram account. (Same user name as before.) And if you only follow me here and you’d like to follow me there, DM me and I’ll share.
Need a good boy to get under my desk and put this in their mouth.
October 25, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Need a good boy to get under my desk and put this in their mouth.
Curious if any other DC-area oral enthusiasts are planning to attend Headero’s GOAT event at District Eagle this cumming Friday? 😈
October 20, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Curious if any other DC-area oral enthusiasts are planning to attend Headero’s GOAT event at District Eagle this cumming Friday? 😈
I haven’t participated in group fun in a very long time—way too long—but I’ve really been wanting to recently. I know a lot of guys like anon play parties, but that’s not really my thing. Maybe I need to organize something with friends? Hmmm… 🤔
September 25, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I haven’t participated in group fun in a very long time—way too long—but I’ve really been wanting to recently. I know a lot of guys like anon play parties, but that’s not really my thing. Maybe I need to organize something with friends? Hmmm… 🤔
Had such a wonderful, relaxing, joyous four days at Rehoboth Beach Bear Weekend. Made some amazing memories with friends old and new, met some great guys, and just had a blast. The event drop tomorrow when reality sets back in is going to be such a bitch.
September 22, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Had such a wonderful, relaxing, joyous four days at Rehoboth Beach Bear Weekend. Made some amazing memories with friends old and new, met some great guys, and just had a blast. The event drop tomorrow when reality sets back in is going to be such a bitch.
Gay culture is opening the Scruff profile of a dude named “CumDump” and the first line of said profile is “Looking for down-to-earth guy for LTR” and not really questioning it, because we all contain multitudes. (And sometimes, multiple loads.)
September 20, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Gay culture is opening the Scruff profile of a dude named “CumDump” and the first line of said profile is “Looking for down-to-earth guy for LTR” and not really questioning it, because we all contain multitudes. (And sometimes, multiple loads.)
I would like to thank the latest (as yet unaired on TV) moves by producers on #bb27 for reminding me exactly why I stopped watching the show for 17 years. They actively hate the show’s fans and what the show is supposed to be about.
September 7, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I would like to thank the latest (as yet unaired on TV) moves by producers on #bb27 for reminding me exactly why I stopped watching the show for 17 years. They actively hate the show’s fans and what the show is supposed to be about.
What was your first X-Men issue?
The 2nd part of a 2-issue story where half the team is infected by the Brood AND there’s a mid-issue dream sequence wherein Madelyne Pryor talks to the demon S’ym and becomes the Goblin Queen was a very, very weird introduction to the X-Men for 7-year-old me.
The 2nd part of a 2-issue story where half the team is infected by the Brood AND there’s a mid-issue dream sequence wherein Madelyne Pryor talks to the demon S’ym and becomes the Goblin Queen was a very, very weird introduction to the X-Men for 7-year-old me.
September 6, 2025 at 1:43 AM
What was your first X-Men issue?
The 2nd part of a 2-issue story where half the team is infected by the Brood AND there’s a mid-issue dream sequence wherein Madelyne Pryor talks to the demon S’ym and becomes the Goblin Queen was a very, very weird introduction to the X-Men for 7-year-old me.
The 2nd part of a 2-issue story where half the team is infected by the Brood AND there’s a mid-issue dream sequence wherein Madelyne Pryor talks to the demon S’ym and becomes the Goblin Queen was a very, very weird introduction to the X-Men for 7-year-old me.
Melissa McCarthy, best known for her role as Sandra, the roommate of the guy Scott Wolf and Jay Mohr have both been cheating on each other with, in “Go.”
September 2, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Melissa McCarthy, best known for her role as Sandra, the roommate of the guy Scott Wolf and Jay Mohr have both been cheating on each other with, in “Go.”
The bed was so comfy this morning that I didn’t want to leave it.
August 31, 2025 at 2:52 PM
The bed was so comfy this morning that I didn’t want to leave it.
Feeling some type of way today.
August 30, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Feeling some type of way today.
Pop culture moments that were formative to your sexuality…
August 28, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Pop culture moments that were formative to your sexuality…
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The way I have every single one of these scenes burned onto CDs in some random box in my basement that I haven’t opened in 15-20 years…
POV: you're a gay elder millennial and you just saw a social media prompt that you would like to respond to by citing a "classic" gay porn video that you encountered in the mid-2000s (likely via LimeWire) and the time has come to choose your fighter
July 16, 2025 at 3:43 AM
The way I have every single one of these scenes burned onto CDs in some random box in my basement that I haven’t opened in 15-20 years…
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Show me a cover version better than the original.
Absolutely agree on “Hurt.” I’ll also throw in “Girls Just Want to Have Fun,” which was originally recorded in 1979 by Robert Hazard. (Cyndi did rewrite some of the lyrics, though, to give the song a female perspective.)
youtu.be/PIb6AZdTr-A?...
Absolutely agree on “Hurt.” I’ll also throw in “Girls Just Want to Have Fun,” which was originally recorded in 1979 by Robert Hazard. (Cyndi did rewrite some of the lyrics, though, to give the song a female perspective.)
youtu.be/PIb6AZdTr-A?...
May 16, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Show me a cover version better than the original.
Absolutely agree on “Hurt.” I’ll also throw in “Girls Just Want to Have Fun,” which was originally recorded in 1979 by Robert Hazard. (Cyndi did rewrite some of the lyrics, though, to give the song a female perspective.)
youtu.be/PIb6AZdTr-A?...
Absolutely agree on “Hurt.” I’ll also throw in “Girls Just Want to Have Fun,” which was originally recorded in 1979 by Robert Hazard. (Cyndi did rewrite some of the lyrics, though, to give the song a female perspective.)
youtu.be/PIb6AZdTr-A?...
Me and who else? 😈
May 14, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Me and who else? 😈
I’m about to watch the new episode of The Last of Us, and judging by the reactions I’ve already seen on here, I’m guessing they *did the thing* this episode. I shall require emotional support.
April 21, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I’m about to watch the new episode of The Last of Us, and judging by the reactions I’ve already seen on here, I’m guessing they *did the thing* this episode. I shall require emotional support.
Back at work after several fantastic and fun days off spent with great friends, and logged on to multiple dumpster fires needing to be put out. Should’ve taken the rest of the week off and spent the time sucking dick instead.
April 10, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Back at work after several fantastic and fun days off spent with great friends, and logged on to multiple dumpster fires needing to be put out. Should’ve taken the rest of the week off and spent the time sucking dick instead.
FYI: The FDA has effectively shut down Double Scorpio and other poppers manufacturers. Why? Because their new boss, RFK Jr.’s Brain Worm, thinks poppers use causes AIDS. No, really.
www.fastcompany.com/91298370/fda...
www.fastcompany.com/91298370/fda...
The FDA is cracking down on 'poppers' producers
Double Scorpio, a popular brand of "poppers," has stopped operations after a search and seizure from the FDA, it said on Friday.
www.fastcompany.com
March 14, 2025 at 5:22 PM
FYI: The FDA has effectively shut down Double Scorpio and other poppers manufacturers. Why? Because their new boss, RFK Jr.’s Brain Worm, thinks poppers use causes AIDS. No, really.
www.fastcompany.com/91298370/fda...
www.fastcompany.com/91298370/fda...
Woke up like this and have been completely dick-stracted this morning.
February 18, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Woke up like this and have been completely dick-stracted this morning.
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Stairs, the only formidable opposition besides AOC in the Capitol right now.
BREAKING: 82 year old Senator Mitch McConnell just fell down the stairs while departing the Senate
February 5, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Stairs, the only formidable opposition besides AOC in the Capitol right now.