Local Turnip
@lordturnip.bsky.social
I kinda remember when things were slightly okay.
I love horror movies, cooking, music, and sass. 🍁
I love horror movies, cooking, music, and sass. 🍁
Goddamn this guy fucking sucks
November 28, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Goddamn this guy fucking sucks
It ain't Black Friday until I see someone step on another person's neck and launch themselves into a display of cheap toaster ovens.
November 28, 2025 at 4:36 PM
It ain't Black Friday until I see someone step on another person's neck and launch themselves into a display of cheap toaster ovens.
It can't be said enough, no one hates Americans more than America.
November 27, 2025 at 3:09 PM
It can't be said enough, no one hates Americans more than America.
Lo-Fi Christmas Beats to Wrap Gifts To
November 27, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Lo-Fi Christmas Beats to Wrap Gifts To
*Grandma coughing up clump of bay leaves*
November 25, 2025 at 10:27 PM
*Grandma coughing up clump of bay leaves*
Oscillating between "Must Try" and "Must Avoid"
November 25, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Oscillating between "Must Try" and "Must Avoid"
I think we can safely assume that all businesses are bad, and all the rich people running them are evil weirdos
November 25, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I think we can safely assume that all businesses are bad, and all the rich people running them are evil weirdos
Hell yeah, Physical Asia is pure entertainment
November 24, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Hell yeah, Physical Asia is pure entertainment
America, can you stop being baffling and awful for one fucking day??
November 21, 2025 at 8:13 PM
America, can you stop being baffling and awful for one fucking day??
Pancakes heal all.
November 21, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Pancakes heal all.
BREAKING: America Declares Racism not Racist
November 21, 2025 at 3:35 PM
BREAKING: America Declares Racism not Racist
The Fear Economy is booming.
November 21, 2025 at 3:08 PM
The Fear Economy is booming.
How long before there's a straight-up fistfight at one of these?
November 20, 2025 at 8:36 PM
How long before there's a straight-up fistfight at one of these?