Local Turnip
@lordturnip.bsky.social
I kinda remember when things were slightly okay.
I love horror movies, cooking, music, and sass. 🍁
I love horror movies, cooking, music, and sass. 🍁
Reporter uses 'Pertinent Question'.
It was super effective.
It was super effective.
November 18, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Reporter uses 'Pertinent Question'.
It was super effective.
It was super effective.
Watched MADHOUSE (1974) and it was a delight. Starring Vincent Price as basically Vincent Price. Everything pops with colour, and this is prefect to throw on for Spook-tober
October 20, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Watched MADHOUSE (1974) and it was a delight. Starring Vincent Price as basically Vincent Price. Everything pops with colour, and this is prefect to throw on for Spook-tober
Watched Sweet Home (1989) last night by the Legend Kiyoshi Kurosawa and it was a real October treat. Stylish as hell, great gore effects, and perfect for getting into the Halloween mood.
Ain't no party like a haunted house party.
Ain't no party like a haunted house party.
October 3, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Watched Sweet Home (1989) last night by the Legend Kiyoshi Kurosawa and it was a real October treat. Stylish as hell, great gore effects, and perfect for getting into the Halloween mood.
Ain't no party like a haunted house party.
Ain't no party like a haunted house party.
Keep your eyes peeled for these bad boys. Best sparkling lemon drink ever. Utter refreshment.
September 13, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Keep your eyes peeled for these bad boys. Best sparkling lemon drink ever. Utter refreshment.
Hmmm, the weather heat map looking rough.
August 11, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Hmmm, the weather heat map looking rough.
"I nailed the audition and got the part!"
"Really!? As the lead?"
"Well....not quite"
"Really!? As the lead?"
"Well....not quite"
July 21, 2025 at 2:13 AM
"I nailed the audition and got the part!"
"Really!? As the lead?"
"Well....not quite"
"Really!? As the lead?"
"Well....not quite"
It's a flavour I love and I don't see it often, so I had no choice but to buy this Earl Grey Ice Cream 😋
July 20, 2025 at 7:28 PM
It's a flavour I love and I don't see it often, so I had no choice but to buy this Earl Grey Ice Cream 😋
July 11, 2025 at 4:07 PM
"ChatGPT, please preheat oven to three thousand and -whoops I mean-"
May 20, 2025 at 7:34 PM
"ChatGPT, please preheat oven to three thousand and -whoops I mean-"
Logging on to check the news!
April 15, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Logging on to check the news!
oh shit, just found the US military's upcoming airstrike plans, and also Becky totally has a crush on Greg.
March 25, 2025 at 5:21 PM
oh shit, just found the US military's upcoming airstrike plans, and also Becky totally has a crush on Greg.
Craving some piping hot hotteok. Used to get these when I was living in Seoul. Great for burning your mouth with sugar magma every bite.
March 20, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Craving some piping hot hotteok. Used to get these when I was living in Seoul. Great for burning your mouth with sugar magma every bite.
🎶🎵Riding the bus! Oh, riding that bus..
Everyone is jealous when I'm riding the bus
🎵Let's cry on the bus, bawling eyes on the bus.
Everyone's together just weeping. Discuss. 🎶
Everyone is jealous when I'm riding the bus
🎵Let's cry on the bus, bawling eyes on the bus.
Everyone's together just weeping. Discuss. 🎶
March 14, 2025 at 12:17 PM
🎶🎵Riding the bus! Oh, riding that bus..
Everyone is jealous when I'm riding the bus
🎵Let's cry on the bus, bawling eyes on the bus.
Everyone's together just weeping. Discuss. 🎶
Everyone is jealous when I'm riding the bus
🎵Let's cry on the bus, bawling eyes on the bus.
Everyone's together just weeping. Discuss. 🎶
Stocked up on fancy teas and biscuits because I'm worth it.
March 7, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Stocked up on fancy teas and biscuits because I'm worth it.
How's everyone spending Tariff Eve? I'm making sourdough melts!
March 3, 2025 at 10:54 PM
How's everyone spending Tariff Eve? I'm making sourdough melts!
Women with disabilities be rushin'
March 3, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Women with disabilities be rushin'
What godless nonsense is this?
March 2, 2025 at 2:37 PM
What godless nonsense is this?
Sorry. Can't make it. Schedule is packed.
February 26, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Sorry. Can't make it. Schedule is packed.
Don't tell my boss I'm having one of these productive days:
December 5, 2024 at 5:02 PM
Don't tell my boss I'm having one of these productive days:
What you call a Cornucopia I call a Sandworm of Plenty.
November 28, 2024 at 7:49 PM
What you call a Cornucopia I call a Sandworm of Plenty.
Kinda hate mobile ordering.
I have the decency to order in person and I'm waiting around for coffee while they make two dozen drinks for assholes who might show up eventually for their lukewarm syrup.
I have the decency to order in person and I'm waiting around for coffee while they make two dozen drinks for assholes who might show up eventually for their lukewarm syrup.
November 27, 2024 at 2:12 PM
Kinda hate mobile ordering.
I have the decency to order in person and I'm waiting around for coffee while they make two dozen drinks for assholes who might show up eventually for their lukewarm syrup.
I have the decency to order in person and I'm waiting around for coffee while they make two dozen drinks for assholes who might show up eventually for their lukewarm syrup.
Made pasta tonight and I think I nailed it.
November 24, 2024 at 12:31 AM
Made pasta tonight and I think I nailed it.
After a week of running around with no luck, I finally found a copy. Can't wait to dive into some classic JRPG adventuring.
#dragonquest
#dragonquest
November 22, 2024 at 9:07 PM
After a week of running around with no luck, I finally found a copy. Can't wait to dive into some classic JRPG adventuring.
#dragonquest
#dragonquest
I know it's super early but should I start drinking?
November 6, 2024 at 1:07 AM
I know it's super early but should I start drinking?