Lord Somethingorother
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Hack writer for the Metal Crypt. Kneel before your godking.
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Simple and direct '80s underground traditional/speed metal with authentically loose and energetic playing. Review of Not Fragile - Who Dares Wins.
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The Metal Crypt - Review of Not Fragile - Who Dares Wins
Not Fragile Who Dares Wins review Heavy/Speed Metal
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December 8, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Simple and direct '80s underground traditional/speed metal with authentically loose and energetic playing. Review of Not Fragile - Who Dares Wins.
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Heavy metal from the Iron Age. Review of Grey Wolf - Legacy of the Wolf.
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The Metal Crypt - Review of Grey Wolf - Legacy of the Wolf
Grey Wolf Legacy of the Wolf review Heavy Metal
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December 8, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Heavy metal from the Iron Age. Review of Grey Wolf - Legacy of the Wolf.
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Fun, catchy and rocking heavy metal reminiscent of AC/DC. Review of Bullet - Kickstarter.
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Bullet Kickstarter review Heavy Metal
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December 8, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Fun, catchy and rocking heavy metal reminiscent of AC/DC. Review of Bullet - Kickstarter.
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I watch my movies on Toogoo, I bet on the weather on Kalshi, I pay my alimony on Sklub, I buy burritos in installments on Nulba, I hunt homeless people for sport on Weemee, I upload photos of my shits to Hoob.
December 8, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I watch my movies on Toogoo, I bet on the weather on Kalshi, I pay my alimony on Sklub, I buy burritos in installments on Nulba, I hunt homeless people for sport on Weemee, I upload photos of my shits to Hoob.
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Aggressive, bone-chilling and melancholic black metal. Review of Malhkebre - To Those Who Forged Us.
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Malhkebre To Those Who Forged Us review Black Metal
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December 7, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Aggressive, bone-chilling and melancholic black metal. Review of Malhkebre - To Those Who Forged Us.
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Speedy traditional metal with infectious riffs and hooky choruses from a band hitting its stride with their third album. Review of Hyperion - Cybergenesis.
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The Metal Crypt - Review of Hyperion - Cybergenesis
Hyperion Cybergenesis review Heavy/Power Metal
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December 7, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Speedy traditional metal with infectious riffs and hooky choruses from a band hitting its stride with their third album. Review of Hyperion - Cybergenesis.
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Pummeling Death Metal from a reliable band. Review of Paganizer - As Mankind Rots..
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Paganizer As Mankind Rots review Death Metal
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December 7, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Pummeling Death Metal from a reliable band. Review of Paganizer - As Mankind Rots..
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Strong Death/Black from Portugal. Review of The Ominous Circle - Cloven Tongues of Fire.
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The Metal Crypt - Review of The Ominous Circle - Cloven Tongues of Fire
The Ominous Circle Cloven Tongues of Fire review Death/Black
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December 6, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Strong Death/Black from Portugal. Review of The Ominous Circle - Cloven Tongues of Fire.
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Rambunctious traditional heavy metal with lots of speed and an underground yet accessible sound. Review of Starforce - Beyond the Eternal Night.
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Starforce Beyond the Eternal Night review Heavy Metal
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December 6, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Rambunctious traditional heavy metal with lots of speed and an underground yet accessible sound. Review of Starforce - Beyond the Eternal Night.
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If the writer’s eyes light up when asked, “why did the character do that?” then it’s real.
December 5, 2025 at 9:51 PM
If the writer’s eyes light up when asked, “why did the character do that?” then it’s real.
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The amount of damage done to art and media literacy the last 20 years with the Abrams Mystery Box TM and "Lore" prioritized over theme and character (in a capitalistic shared universe sense for story as "content") is crippling.
All I can do is put stories out into the world that stand for something
All I can do is put stories out into the world that stand for something
Viewers/readers/players anticipating your plot twists in advance is GOOD ACTUALLY.
YOU DID A GOOD JOB WHY WOULD YOU RUIN IT. YOUR JOB ISN'T TO OUTSMART YOUR AUDIENCE. UNGUESSABLE PLOT TWISTS ARE BAD TWISTS.
sorry for the yelling but holy shit
YOU DID A GOOD JOB WHY WOULD YOU RUIN IT. YOUR JOB ISN'T TO OUTSMART YOUR AUDIENCE. UNGUESSABLE PLOT TWISTS ARE BAD TWISTS.
sorry for the yelling but holy shit
December 5, 2025 at 10:21 PM
The amount of damage done to art and media literacy the last 20 years with the Abrams Mystery Box TM and "Lore" prioritized over theme and character (in a capitalistic shared universe sense for story as "content") is crippling.
All I can do is put stories out into the world that stand for something
All I can do is put stories out into the world that stand for something
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This band's soaring melodies and galloping tempos will sweep you up and get your fist in the air. Review of Æternia - Into the Golden Halls.
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The Metal Crypt - Review of Æternia - Into the Golden Halls
Æternia Into the Golden Halls review Heavy/Power Metal
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December 5, 2025 at 8:08 PM
This band's soaring melodies and galloping tempos will sweep you up and get your fist in the air. Review of Æternia - Into the Golden Halls.
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Passable Black/Death with some thrash elements. Review of Morbikon - Lost Within the Astral Crypts.
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The Metal Crypt - Review of Morbikon - Lost Within the Astral Crypts
Morbikon Lost Within the Astral Crypts review Death/Black
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December 5, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Passable Black/Death with some thrash elements. Review of Morbikon - Lost Within the Astral Crypts.
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Black/thrash doesn't get any nastier than this. Review of Face of Evil - Face of Evil.
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Face of Evil Face of Evil review Black/Thrash
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December 5, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Black/thrash doesn't get any nastier than this. Review of Face of Evil - Face of Evil.
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Hey there, this is the account manager for Jucika, I hate to break silence but we need help to pay for an emergency kidney removal. We are currently uninsured and living in the US makes it difficult
We're hosting a gofundme to help avoid medical debt
Thank you for understanding
gofund.me/16ef32cb1
We're hosting a gofundme to help avoid medical debt
Thank you for understanding
gofund.me/16ef32cb1
December 5, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Hey there, this is the account manager for Jucika, I hate to break silence but we need help to pay for an emergency kidney removal. We are currently uninsured and living in the US makes it difficult
We're hosting a gofundme to help avoid medical debt
Thank you for understanding
gofund.me/16ef32cb1
We're hosting a gofundme to help avoid medical debt
Thank you for understanding
gofund.me/16ef32cb1
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every single goddamn time i see somebody mention N. K. Jemisin i think about her criticizing the story and then tweeting “well I didn’t read it but”
I Sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter wasn't actually that intense. A lot of the "queer community" pilloried a trans woman and ran her out of society entirely and buried her literary future because they felt like it and they could taste blood in the water, and that's how all this works.
December 5, 2025 at 4:06 PM
every single goddamn time i see somebody mention N. K. Jemisin i think about her criticizing the story and then tweeting “well I didn’t read it but”
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If Znöwhite got the goddamn respect they deserve, this country would be a better place.
But nope, instead Pantera is widely considered one of the all time best metal bands and shit gets fashier every day
But nope, instead Pantera is widely considered one of the all time best metal bands and shit gets fashier every day
December 5, 2025 at 2:52 PM
If Znöwhite got the goddamn respect they deserve, this country would be a better place.
But nope, instead Pantera is widely considered one of the all time best metal bands and shit gets fashier every day
But nope, instead Pantera is widely considered one of the all time best metal bands and shit gets fashier every day
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Aiming for the sound of late period Bathory and hit the target dead center. Review of Garde - Harbinger of Revenge and War.
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Garde Harbinger of Revenge and War review Viking Metal
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December 4, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Aiming for the sound of late period Bathory and hit the target dead center. Review of Garde - Harbinger of Revenge and War.
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Epic, melodic Black Metal. Review of Nemorous - What Remains When Hope Has Failed.
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Nemorous What Remains When Hope Has Failed review Black Metal
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December 4, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Epic, melodic Black Metal. Review of Nemorous - What Remains When Hope Has Failed.
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Fast, tight, aggressive black/thrash metal. Review of Hellslaught - Violent Iconoclasm.
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Hellslaught Violent Iconoclasm review Black/Thrash
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December 4, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Fast, tight, aggressive black/thrash metal. Review of Hellslaught - Violent Iconoclasm.
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Promising debut EP of 70s inspired metal that's all wizardy
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Long Hath The Night Dwelt, by Fable
4 track album
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December 4, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Promising debut EP of 70s inspired metal that's all wizardy
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Gloomy gothic doom with the riffs to pull it off
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Brighter Days, by Vaellus
4 track album
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December 4, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Gloomy gothic doom with the riffs to pull it off
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Yeah if we could stop
1. Pathologizing everything
2. Romanticizing dx's and turning them into uwu parasocial bits
3. Punishing people for rightfully pointing out this is bad
and a bit less
4. Determining other people are ND/autistic for *checks notes* having hobbies/interests
That'd be just great
1. Pathologizing everything
2. Romanticizing dx's and turning them into uwu parasocial bits
3. Punishing people for rightfully pointing out this is bad
and a bit less
4. Determining other people are ND/autistic for *checks notes* having hobbies/interests
That'd be just great
NONE OF YOU ARE PSYCHIATRISTS YOU SHOULD NOT BE FUCKING DIAGNOSING PEOPLE
December 3, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Yeah if we could stop
1. Pathologizing everything
2. Romanticizing dx's and turning them into uwu parasocial bits
3. Punishing people for rightfully pointing out this is bad
and a bit less
4. Determining other people are ND/autistic for *checks notes* having hobbies/interests
That'd be just great
1. Pathologizing everything
2. Romanticizing dx's and turning them into uwu parasocial bits
3. Punishing people for rightfully pointing out this is bad
and a bit less
4. Determining other people are ND/autistic for *checks notes* having hobbies/interests
That'd be just great
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Big, orchestral Funeral Doom. Review of Oromet - The Sinking Isle.
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The Metal Crypt - Review of Oromet - The Sinking Isle
Oromet The Sinking Isle review Funeral Doom
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December 3, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Big, orchestral Funeral Doom. Review of Oromet - The Sinking Isle.
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Interview with guitarist Jack Frost, discussing his new all-star band NIGHT TERROR.
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Night Terror Interview
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December 3, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Interview with guitarist Jack Frost, discussing his new all-star band NIGHT TERROR.
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