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Eric Ravenscraft
@lordravenscraft.bsky.social
Clearly fake name. Freelance writer. Video essayist on YouTube. Formerly Lifehacker. Will shitpost for cash.

Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/c/lordravenscraft
Post something random or you'll have an awful December

Somehow this one always gets me
November 28, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I have so many dumb opinions but for some reason I will never stop getting comments from people who specifically disagree with me for acturately describing war crimes
November 28, 2025 at 1:52 PM
The obvious, knee-jerk reaction is "it's fancy auto-complete, it doesn't know"

but that covers up the real, much dumber reason: which is that we solved this problem with voice assistants that weren't trying to "know" things and just searched for them already

but now, chatbots suck at that I guess?
November 27, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Jet Force Gemini is a game where you can play as a dog driving a tank. That FLIES. And you murder bugs. It rules.

Except that it sucks. The controls were barely fine for their time and only gotten worse with age

The rare (ha) game where I'd accept a gameplay remaster without a visual remake
November 27, 2025 at 1:14 PM
When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health
November 27, 2025 at 9:34 AM
as the First Pope of Animorphs, I would like to announce that polyamory is chill and rad, if anyone would like to convert
November 27, 2025 at 2:12 AM
when I said "inject that shit into my veins" this is NOT what i had in mind

...I'm not sure why it's not, because this is what that means. I was maybe a little foolish, is what I'm getting at
November 27, 2025 at 1:54 AM
ahhhhhh hahahhaha fuck this shit so hard
November 26, 2025 at 11:20 PM
they really decided to give me decent lighting while I wait for them to take a piece of my kidneys
November 25, 2025 at 3:16 PM
there IS a middle ground, and it's the one where machine learning has been in use 𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘵𝘰𝘰𝘭 𝘵𝘰 𝘢𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘴 for years and years

but you're not looking for a "middle ground" for an artistic tool, you're waiting for courts to tell you how much plagiarism is legal

which is the coward's route btw
November 17, 2025 at 4:48 PM
November 15, 2025 at 2:15 AM
November 14, 2025 at 5:06 PM
this website is free
November 14, 2025 at 4:41 PM
like nah, I'm sorry this is absolute loser behavior. this is bottom of the barrel, knee jerk, pile-on lemming shit

the best case here is y'all are bullying randos for clout, and that's pathetic

worst case, this behavior amplifies ragebait. which isn't the case here, but this is how it happens
November 14, 2025 at 3:16 PM
lazy but you get the idea

anyway I'm high on painkillers lol
November 14, 2025 at 6:54 AM
just gonna go ahead and save someone the trouble and put these together into one template for the inevitable riffs on this one
November 14, 2025 at 6:43 AM
it's not just that it's illegal when Democrats do it

it's that's it's illegal when voters want it

California is the only state that actually asked voters if they want this. They said yes.

I know I never got to vote against Texas redistricting, but that's not illegal because Republicans want it
November 14, 2025 at 6:31 AM
mfer watch me
November 11, 2025 at 12:28 AM
November 10, 2025 at 4:35 PM
In today's edition of "every accusation is a confession"

Republicans like Andy Ogles want to strip Mamdani of citizenship by claiming he lied on his application

Andy Ogles, meanwhile, has an entire "Disputed career claims" on his Wikipedia entry for lying about his job qualifications
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 PM
This is.... actually hilariously bad. For a company of OpenAI's size and scope, less than half a million installs is abysmal for a launch this high profile.

For comparison, Threads got 40 *million* installs on its first day, and there's no way that many people actually care about Facebook's Twitter
November 8, 2025 at 8:01 PM
this is stupid, but also worth keeping in mind: this is contingent on Musk hitting a litany of absolutely insane targets

if he doesn't ship 1M humanoid robots

if he doesn't ship 20M vehicles

if he doesn't get 10M FSD subscriptions

also if he stops being CEO

deal's off

lol. lmao, even
November 6, 2025 at 10:32 PM
This is the fucking funniest thing to read, btw.

While at WIRED, I had a manager:

- mock my physical tics during a large meeting
- shout at me and slam his laptop in the middle of the Conde cafeteria
- Shout at me at a bar after hours for raising ethical concerns

+more with zero consequences
November 6, 2025 at 6:15 PM
its honestly so much worse than that. green screen suits with a couple half-assed tracking stickers. like I can't think of anything that would be worse for tracking complex body movements during dance numbers

given the context, it's a miracle the FX looked as good as they did
November 4, 2025 at 10:06 PM
what the ever loving fuck are we even doing here?

how the fuck do you uncritically parrot the words "homeless industrial complex" in your writing and not immediately die of shame and incompetence?
November 2, 2025 at 8:06 PM