Logan Five
@logan-5.bsky.social
Time Magazine 2006 Person of the Year (tied)
You silly liberals just don’t understand the sophistication of Venezuelan narco-terrorists. Waving your hands wildly on top of a capsized boat is actually code for “We’re going to strap the remaining drugs to our back, swim 1300 miles to the United States, crawl onshore, and kill you all.”
December 7, 2025 at 4:31 PM
You silly liberals just don’t understand the sophistication of Venezuelan narco-terrorists. Waving your hands wildly on top of a capsized boat is actually code for “We’re going to strap the remaining drugs to our back, swim 1300 miles to the United States, crawl onshore, and kill you all.”
“This year’s Lifetime Achievement Award For Excellence In Child Rape is proudly awarded to. . .”
December 5, 2025 at 7:47 PM
“This year’s Lifetime Achievement Award For Excellence In Child Rape is proudly awarded to. . .”
It’s not every day the world’s most notorious living pedophile gets an award. So there’s that.
December 5, 2025 at 7:44 PM
It’s not every day the world’s most notorious living pedophile gets an award. So there’s that.
I’m thinking Spaulding Smails 🤣
December 5, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I’m thinking Spaulding Smails 🤣
TRUMP: “I’ll take child rape for $400, Alex.”
December 5, 2025 at 6:08 PM
TRUMP: “I’ll take child rape for $400, Alex.”
If this isn’t the Saturday Night Live cold open tomorrow, then everyone at 30 Rock needs to be fired.
December 5, 2025 at 6:07 PM
If this isn’t the Saturday Night Live cold open tomorrow, then everyone at 30 Rock needs to be fired.
For what it’s worth, these cities have already signed contracts with FIFA to host these matches. Cities have to plan years in advance for this — hotels, police, security, logistics, stadiums and convention centers scheduled, etc.
So they can’t be moved. Legally or practically. And they won’t here.
So they can’t be moved. Legally or practically. And they won’t here.
December 5, 2025 at 6:06 PM
For what it’s worth, these cities have already signed contracts with FIFA to host these matches. Cities have to plan years in advance for this — hotels, police, security, logistics, stadiums and convention centers scheduled, etc.
So they can’t be moved. Legally or practically. And they won’t here.
So they can’t be moved. Legally or practically. And they won’t here.
The McDowell’s restaurant of peace prizes.
December 5, 2025 at 5:59 PM
The McDowell’s restaurant of peace prizes.
The McDowell’s restaurant of Nobel Peace Prizes. What an honor.
December 5, 2025 at 5:53 PM
The McDowell’s restaurant of Nobel Peace Prizes. What an honor.
Chris, you’re just jealous because Trump also won World’s Greatest Dad earlier this morning. Here’s the trophy.
December 5, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Chris, you’re just jealous because Trump also won World’s Greatest Dad earlier this morning. Here’s the trophy.
Guys, he’s on a roll. Earlier today, he was voted World’s Greatest Dad by a panel of experts consisting of Don Junior, Vladimir Putin and Randy Quaid. This is the trophy. An incredible honor!
December 5, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Guys, he’s on a roll. Earlier today, he was voted World’s Greatest Dad by a panel of experts consisting of Don Junior, Vladimir Putin and Randy Quaid. This is the trophy. An incredible honor!
Yes, you have to love how he invents awards and honors for himself and then tries to sell us on a flicker of “It’s an incredible honor to receive this” humility 🤣
Same thing with his “club golf championships.”
A hero to a plurality of America’s dumbest voters.
Same thing with his “club golf championships.”
A hero to a plurality of America’s dumbest voters.
December 5, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Yes, you have to love how he invents awards and honors for himself and then tries to sell us on a flicker of “It’s an incredible honor to receive this” humility 🤣
Same thing with his “club golf championships.”
A hero to a plurality of America’s dumbest voters.
Same thing with his “club golf championships.”
A hero to a plurality of America’s dumbest voters.
I truly can’t believe I grew up in an era where Republicans couldn’t go 30 seconds without claiming “Democrats believe in big Government” — and now we have a Republican President essentially declaring himself a dictator and trying to control every single aspect of private and public life.
December 5, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I truly can’t believe I grew up in an era where Republicans couldn’t go 30 seconds without claiming “Democrats believe in big Government” — and now we have a Republican President essentially declaring himself a dictator and trying to control every single aspect of private and public life.
“I can’t believe the T-Rex escaped and is killing people. Who thought this up?”
December 5, 2025 at 4:31 PM
“I can’t believe the T-Rex escaped and is killing people. Who thought this up?”
This is how you advance now in the Republican Party. Not through leadership, or performance, or effectiveness, or scholarship. Simply by strapping on the kneepads and seeing can most passionate lick Trump’s traitorous, Nazi, pedophile ballsack.
December 5, 2025 at 4:15 PM
This is how you advance now in the Republican Party. Not through leadership, or performance, or effectiveness, or scholarship. Simply by strapping on the kneepads and seeing can most passionate lick Trump’s traitorous, Nazi, pedophile ballsack.
Can people not figure out that we’re back in 2003?
Bush wanted to go to war in Iraq, didn’t have a real reason, and came with a gigantic lie about Iraq having “weapons of mass destruction” they could use on America at any time.
Same thing here, just with “Venezuela” and “drugs”.
Nothing is new.
Bush wanted to go to war in Iraq, didn’t have a real reason, and came with a gigantic lie about Iraq having “weapons of mass destruction” they could use on America at any time.
Same thing here, just with “Venezuela” and “drugs”.
Nothing is new.
December 5, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Can people not figure out that we’re back in 2003?
Bush wanted to go to war in Iraq, didn’t have a real reason, and came with a gigantic lie about Iraq having “weapons of mass destruction” they could use on America at any time.
Same thing here, just with “Venezuela” and “drugs”.
Nothing is new.
Bush wanted to go to war in Iraq, didn’t have a real reason, and came with a gigantic lie about Iraq having “weapons of mass destruction” they could use on America at any time.
Same thing here, just with “Venezuela” and “drugs”.
Nothing is new.
We are now one decision away from the blue states needing to simply leave the Union — this same Court saying California can’t redistrict after saying Texas can.
We’re at the Donkey Kong kill screen for democracy.
We’re at the Donkey Kong kill screen for democracy.
December 5, 2025 at 12:05 AM
We are now one decision away from the blue states needing to simply leave the Union — this same Court saying California can’t redistrict after saying Texas can.
We’re at the Donkey Kong kill screen for democracy.
We’re at the Donkey Kong kill screen for democracy.
The biggest political advantage Republicans have had in my life is that they don’t care how anything looks.
The biggest political disadvantage Democrats have had in my life is that they’re obsessed with how everything looks.
The biggest political disadvantage Democrats have had in my life is that they’re obsessed with how everything looks.
December 4, 2025 at 7:35 PM
The biggest political advantage Republicans have had in my life is that they don’t care how anything looks.
The biggest political disadvantage Democrats have had in my life is that they’re obsessed with how everything looks.
The biggest political disadvantage Democrats have had in my life is that they’re obsessed with how everything looks.
Have they found a gay or trans friend this guy has to blame it all on yet?
December 4, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Have they found a gay or trans friend this guy has to blame it all on yet?
Look. He’s ended 37 wars this week. The man deserves his rest.
December 4, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Look. He’s ended 37 wars this week. The man deserves his rest.
I’ve equated this with killing someone because they were allegedly planning to steal the Statue of Liberty and keep it in their garage.
December 4, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I’ve equated this with killing someone because they were allegedly planning to steal the Statue of Liberty and keep it in their garage.
Let me see if I understand. Until Trump started to blow up these boats, these Venezuelans were transporting drugs 1300 miles to the United States — apparently on a single tank of fuel — completely evading the Coast Guard, docking in Miami or New Orleans, and unloading them?
That’s the story?
That’s the story?
December 4, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Let me see if I understand. Until Trump started to blow up these boats, these Venezuelans were transporting drugs 1300 miles to the United States — apparently on a single tank of fuel — completely evading the Coast Guard, docking in Miami or New Orleans, and unloading them?
That’s the story?
That’s the story?
Look, it’s only 1350 miles from the coast of Venezuela to Miami. These survivors in the water could have easily swam that distance holding giant quantities of drugs and reached our shores. We simply had no choice.
December 4, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Look, it’s only 1350 miles from the coast of Venezuela to Miami. These survivors in the water could have easily swam that distance holding giant quantities of drugs and reached our shores. We simply had no choice.
Republicans want you sick.
Republicans want you poor.
Republicans want you stupid.
For examples of this, see every single thing they’ve ever said and done.
Republicans want you poor.
Republicans want you stupid.
For examples of this, see every single thing they’ve ever said and done.
December 4, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Republicans want you sick.
Republicans want you poor.
Republicans want you stupid.
For examples of this, see every single thing they’ve ever said and done.
Republicans want you poor.
Republicans want you stupid.
For examples of this, see every single thing they’ve ever said and done.
You mean they’re not going to try the whole “He wrote pro-trans and pro-ANTIFA messages on the bomb components” thing?
December 4, 2025 at 5:16 PM
You mean they’re not going to try the whole “He wrote pro-trans and pro-ANTIFA messages on the bomb components” thing?