LNNL Band Official Account
@lnnlband.bsky.social
Hello Earth!
This is the official social media account for the [fictional and satirical] band, LNNL.
Founded by lyricist and occasional vocalist, Ellen Nil, the 9D fungal being who also runs the account, and Boss Anova, space gangster on bass
This is the official social media account for the [fictional and satirical] band, LNNL.
Founded by lyricist and occasional vocalist, Ellen Nil, the 9D fungal being who also runs the account, and Boss Anova, space gangster on bass
Right wing politics are literally killing the Canadian people.
The UCP are.mass murdering traitorous nazis.
The UCP are.mass murdering traitorous nazis.
December 1, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Right wing politics are literally killing the Canadian people.
The UCP are.mass murdering traitorous nazis.
The UCP are.mass murdering traitorous nazis.
10 biggest parasites on Earth*
December 1, 2025 at 9:50 PM
10 biggest parasites on Earth*
It's a common mistake.
December 1, 2025 at 7:14 PM
It's a common mistake.
Yeah, but if you view it as Europeans and Americans being white supremacists, it's less surprising.
December 1, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Yeah, but if you view it as Europeans and Americans being white supremacists, it's less surprising.
The only solution is to drag every member of the Israeli government, every single member of the IDF, every single terrorist "settler", and all of their capitalist backers to international justice, Nuremeber all of those zionazis, and return all of the land Israel stole.
December 1, 2025 at 5:35 PM
The only solution is to drag every member of the Israeli government, every single member of the IDF, every single terrorist "settler", and all of their capitalist backers to international justice, Nuremeber all of those zionazis, and return all of the land Israel stole.
Right wingers would happily sacrifice the lives of their grandchildren if it meant the oil industry could earn more profits this quarter.
December 1, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Right wingers would happily sacrifice the lives of their grandchildren if it meant the oil industry could earn more profits this quarter.
Holy shit!
Nearly 60% of Canadians are so fucking stupid they actively want the extinction of the human species.
These are the types of morons who vote for the right, liberals & conservatives who want to maintain the status quo which is killing the planet.
Absolutely shameful.
Nearly 60% of Canadians are so fucking stupid they actively want the extinction of the human species.
These are the types of morons who vote for the right, liberals & conservatives who want to maintain the status quo which is killing the planet.
Absolutely shameful.
December 1, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Holy shit!
Nearly 60% of Canadians are so fucking stupid they actively want the extinction of the human species.
These are the types of morons who vote for the right, liberals & conservatives who want to maintain the status quo which is killing the planet.
Absolutely shameful.
Nearly 60% of Canadians are so fucking stupid they actively want the extinction of the human species.
These are the types of morons who vote for the right, liberals & conservatives who want to maintain the status quo which is killing the planet.
Absolutely shameful.
You're conflating liberals and leftists.
Leftists want equality, human rights, and a functioning society.
Liberals like capitalism, the status quo, and enabling fascism.
Leftists want equality, human rights, and a functioning society.
Liberals like capitalism, the status quo, and enabling fascism.
December 1, 2025 at 5:22 PM
You're conflating liberals and leftists.
Leftists want equality, human rights, and a functioning society.
Liberals like capitalism, the status quo, and enabling fascism.
Leftists want equality, human rights, and a functioning society.
Liberals like capitalism, the status quo, and enabling fascism.
Good.
Fuck Tesla.
Anyone who owns a Tesla or Tesla stock is a worthless fucking nazi bastard.
Fuck Tesla.
Anyone who owns a Tesla or Tesla stock is a worthless fucking nazi bastard.
December 1, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Good.
Fuck Tesla.
Anyone who owns a Tesla or Tesla stock is a worthless fucking nazi bastard.
Fuck Tesla.
Anyone who owns a Tesla or Tesla stock is a worthless fucking nazi bastard.
Chat bots are lame.
Only loser techbrofascists like chat bots.
Only loser techbrofascists like chat bots.
December 1, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Chat bots are lame.
Only loser techbrofascists like chat bots.
Only loser techbrofascists like chat bots.
Or, and hear me out, we could just let the desert swallow that shit hole.
Fuck Vegas! FUCK American tourism! And FUCK the nazi United States!
Elbows up, motherfuckers!
Fuck Vegas! FUCK American tourism! And FUCK the nazi United States!
Elbows up, motherfuckers!
December 1, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Or, and hear me out, we could just let the desert swallow that shit hole.
Fuck Vegas! FUCK American tourism! And FUCK the nazi United States!
Elbows up, motherfuckers!
Fuck Vegas! FUCK American tourism! And FUCK the nazi United States!
Elbows up, motherfuckers!
Right wing politics are a death cult of deliberate and profound ignorance.
The farther right someone is, the more malicious and stupid they are.
The farther right someone is, the more malicious and stupid they are.
December 1, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Right wing politics are a death cult of deliberate and profound ignorance.
The farther right someone is, the more malicious and stupid they are.
The farther right someone is, the more malicious and stupid they are.
Autonomous vehicles need to be banned.
Cars are already extremely, stupidly deadly as is, and no sane person would ever advocate for their continued use, so it is outrageous that techbrofascists want to remove the only element of responsibility and safety from the equation.
Cars are already extremely, stupidly deadly as is, and no sane person would ever advocate for their continued use, so it is outrageous that techbrofascists want to remove the only element of responsibility and safety from the equation.
December 1, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Autonomous vehicles need to be banned.
Cars are already extremely, stupidly deadly as is, and no sane person would ever advocate for their continued use, so it is outrageous that techbrofascists want to remove the only element of responsibility and safety from the equation.
Cars are already extremely, stupidly deadly as is, and no sane person would ever advocate for their continued use, so it is outrageous that techbrofascists want to remove the only element of responsibility and safety from the equation.
Cryptocoins are an MLM which funds the worst criminals on Earth.
Anyone who owns any crypto currency is choosing to invest and profit from human trafficking and pedophilia. Which makes them pedophiles, too.
There's Crypto without CP.
Anyone who owns any crypto currency is choosing to invest and profit from human trafficking and pedophilia. Which makes them pedophiles, too.
There's Crypto without CP.
December 1, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Cryptocoins are an MLM which funds the worst criminals on Earth.
Anyone who owns any crypto currency is choosing to invest and profit from human trafficking and pedophilia. Which makes them pedophiles, too.
There's Crypto without CP.
Anyone who owns any crypto currency is choosing to invest and profit from human trafficking and pedophilia. Which makes them pedophiles, too.
There's Crypto without CP.
Jojo Siwa's press team have to be some of the hardest working people in show business.
Siwa has no talents, doesn't do anything interesting, has no personalityof her own, but her agents and handlers somehow keep finding ways to get her press.
Siwa has no talents, doesn't do anything interesting, has no personalityof her own, but her agents and handlers somehow keep finding ways to get her press.
December 1, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Jojo Siwa's press team have to be some of the hardest working people in show business.
Siwa has no talents, doesn't do anything interesting, has no personalityof her own, but her agents and handlers somehow keep finding ways to get her press.
Siwa has no talents, doesn't do anything interesting, has no personalityof her own, but her agents and handlers somehow keep finding ways to get her press.
Car sharing is slightly better than owning a car, but all car dependency is anti-environmentalist.
Society should be replacing cars with mass transit.
Society should be replacing cars with mass transit.
December 1, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Car sharing is slightly better than owning a car, but all car dependency is anti-environmentalist.
Society should be replacing cars with mass transit.
Society should be replacing cars with mass transit.
All conservative parties in Canada are corrupt criminal syndicates and scheming fascist traitors trying to rob and kill Canadians.
December 1, 2025 at 4:36 PM
All conservative parties in Canada are corrupt criminal syndicates and scheming fascist traitors trying to rob and kill Canadians.
That anyone can support either of those fascists and have the nerve to call themselves Canadians is shocking and shameful.
November 30, 2025 at 8:21 PM
That anyone can support either of those fascists and have the nerve to call themselves Canadians is shocking and shameful.
The thing that motivates all conservatives in Canada is the IDU's plot to destroy Canada, install a fascist dictatorship, and commit genocide against humanity.
The entire right wing are soulless, genocidal nazis.
The entire right wing are soulless, genocidal nazis.
November 30, 2025 at 7:35 PM
The thing that motivates all conservatives in Canada is the IDU's plot to destroy Canada, install a fascist dictatorship, and commit genocide against humanity.
The entire right wing are soulless, genocidal nazis.
The entire right wing are soulless, genocidal nazis.
The US is a nazi nation committing war crimes.
Every member of the administration and every member of the military who follow their orders should be Nuremberged.
Every member of the administration and every member of the military who follow their orders should be Nuremberged.
November 30, 2025 at 7:33 PM
The US is a nazi nation committing war crimes.
Every member of the administration and every member of the military who follow their orders should be Nuremberged.
Every member of the administration and every member of the military who follow their orders should be Nuremberged.
Conservatism is a pedophilic ideology.
All conservatives are pedophiles, or pedophile enablers.
All conservatives are pedophiles, or pedophile enablers.
November 30, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Conservatism is a pedophilic ideology.
All conservatives are pedophiles, or pedophile enablers.
All conservatives are pedophiles, or pedophile enablers.
Capitalism inevitably decays into fascism.
November 30, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Capitalism inevitably decays into fascism.
Religious people only read the parts of the Bible which justify what they already wanted to do.
November 30, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Religious people only read the parts of the Bible which justify what they already wanted to do.
Pete Kegsbreath, the drunkest nazi in the nazi clown regime.
November 30, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Pete Kegsbreath, the drunkest nazi in the nazi clown regime.