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Jason
@lluxull.bsky.social
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Semi-pro marketing professional. Professional idiot online.
Thoughts + opinions are bad and totally mine. Guy married to another guy. I don't care if that bothers u. 🏳️‍🌈
Trans People Rock 🏳️‍⚧️
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Jason @lluxull.bsky.social · Dec 27
If you are a poster of “content” and looking for random followers, go elsewhere. I will block you. I don’t need your shit memes or reposts of other artists’ works.
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adoptabledogs.bsky.social
Tucker 🐾
Young male American Staffordshire Terrier mix
Adoptable from District 5 Animal Alliance Detroit (Pleasant Ridge, MI)

https://www.petfinder.com/dog/tucker-79712530/mi/pleasant-ridge/district-5-animal-alliance-detroit-mi1172/
Tucker is a Young American Staffordshire Terrier mix Tucker is a Young American Staffordshire Terrier mix Tucker is a Young American Staffordshire Terrier mix Tucker is a Young American Staffordshire Terrier mix
November 29, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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bencollins.bsky.social
Here's a note I sent to our members about what we did with their money, and why we expect the Onion to outgrow the Washington Post.

We keep doing weird, hard shit — taunting ICE, yelling at Congress for not taunting ICE, buying bad websites — when nobody else does.

Our members keep getting papers.
Hey there Onion members, This is Ben Collins, CEO of America’s Finest News Source™. I am writing today, as we have arrived at a precipice in American life, to thank you. Our government is employing masked oafs to kidnap our neighbors, ziptie our children, and play Call of Duty: Burger King Edition in several American cities. The White House, otherwise occupied with taping an episode of HGTV’s “Help I Wrecked My House,” is hellbent on politically mandated starvation of the indigent. Worst of all, America’s airwaves have been taken over by dull throbbing moans only recently identified by scientists as something known as “Morgan Wallen.” In short, it is not a good time out there, and our captured media has been too scared to call that out. But, because of you, none of that is true at The Onion. For reasons we don’t like or understand, our work has become increasingly important. You and your contribution over the last year have allowed The Onion to thrive in this precarious moment — to take risks and to say sentences mere moments before those thoughts become criminalized. We need your help in the next year to bolster that fight as things get precipitously worse. Because of your support, The Onion is now the 11th-most distributed newspaper in the United States, sandwiched between The Boston Globe and The Chicago Tribune. In the next year, our goal is to crack the top 10, and to surpass the circulation of the propaganda project of a notorious space pervert, Jeff Bezos and The Washington Post. We’re confident we can reach this goal with your help. Unlike other publications, which all appear to have a fetish for caving to an increasingly maniacal and unpopular authoritarian government, The Onion remains unafraid to print the truth, straightforwardly and without favor. Due to your patronage in the last year, we have: Published 13 newspapers since the relaunch of our print edition in September of 2024. Over the summer, by popular demand, we increased the size of the paper by half. Took out a full-page advertisement in the New York Times “calling upon lawmakers in Congress to sit back and do absolutely nothing,” then sent this op-ed to every member of the House and Senate and all 54,000 of our subscribers. Thankfully, they took our advice, and now people are starving. Drove the Onion Newsvan in front of protests and ICE detention centers, blaring headlines about ICE’s one true love: teargassing elementary schools. Released Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile in over 40 cities across North America and later on YouTube, and let independent theatres keep the ticket sales. It’s still unclear if we can write this off. And, a year ago this week, we successfully bid on InfoWars at a bankruptcy auction, before the judgment was overturned by a judge for — and I’m paraphrasing here — being too cool. Yes, despite a legal bill that rivals the GDP of West Virginia, we are continuing work to acquire InfoWars and evolve it into an galactically sized depot of lies, scams, and miracle cures for all of the world’s awesome new and untracked illnesses. The Supreme Court — yes, this Supreme Court — denied Alex Jones’ appeal just last month, a last gasp at evading justice, and we’re hoping this clears a path to reinventing the dumbest site on the internet very soon. So ahead of this holiday season, please consider subscribing to The Onion for yourself, your friends, your parents, or your infant. People love getting something great in the mail every month amidst their requisite bills and death threats. Look, we’re an independent company, we don’t use AI to write headlines and make art, and we’re one of roughly three publications who are up for the fight. Unlike other places, The Onion is quadrupling down on being a pain in the ass, politically. Are you? If so, I hope you’ll continue to be an Onion member, get the paper, and help us deliver ulcers to those who deserve it. Thank you, and Tu Stultus Es, Ben Collins CEO | The Onion
November 28, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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adoptabledogs.bsky.social
Hannah 🦮
Baby female Labrador Retriever mix
Adoptable from Throw a Dog a Bone Dog Rescue (Austin, TX)

https://www.petfinder.com/dog/hannah-79701776/il/rockford/throw-a-dog-a-bone-dog-rescue-tx2305/
Hannah is a Baby Labrador Retriever mix described as: Affectionate, Curious, Friendly, Funny, Gentle, Loves, Loyal, Playful, Smart, Cat Friendly and Great With Children Hannah is a Baby Labrador Retriever mix described as: Affectionate, Curious, Friendly, Funny, Gentle, Loves, Loyal, Playful, Smart, Cat Friendly and Great With Children Hannah is a Baby Labrador Retriever mix described as: Affectionate, Curious, Friendly, Funny, Gentle, Loves, Loyal, Playful, Smart, Cat Friendly and Great With Children Hannah is a Baby Labrador Retriever mix described as: Affectionate, Curious, Friendly, Funny, Gentle, Loves, Loyal, Playful, Smart, Cat Friendly and Great With Children
November 28, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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adoptabledogs.bsky.social
Lil Man 🐶
Young male Akbash
Adoptable from Companion Animal Protection Society (Thousand Oaks, CA)

https://www.petfinder.com/dog/lil-man-79690650/ca/thousand-oaks/companion-animal-protection-society-ca3066/
Lil Man is a Young Akbash
November 27, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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tommysiegel.bsky.social
i won’t be able to sleep a wink tonight because i’m so excited to see my favorite macy’s parade float
November 27, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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miamidsa.org
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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sethcotlar.bsky.social
Trump’s base is crammed with America Firsters who claim to hate the way the US has interfered with the internal politics of other countries. This was one justification for cutting USAID and other forms of soft power. But when Trump crimes with his dictator buddy in Brazil, there will be crickets.
radleybalko.bsky.social Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 3d
Pretty convincing evidence here that the Trump administration was planning to jailbreak and provide asylum for Bolsonaro -- and that Trump inadvertently revealed the plan.

And this, as the now-cliche goes, would have been a paralyzing scandal for any other administration.
Trump appears to blurt out secret plan, not knowing it's already a bust
YouTube video by MS NOW
www.youtube.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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adoptabledogs.bsky.social
Whiskey 🐶
Young male German Shepherd Dog mix
Adoptable from Burbank Animal Shelter (Burbank, CA)

https://www.petfinder.com/dog/whiskey-79673686/ca/burbank/burbank-animal-shelter-ca762/
Whiskey is a Young German Shepherd Dog mix
November 26, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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adoptabledogs.bsky.social
Flint 🐶
Adult male Golden Retriever mix
Adoptable from SPCA of Wake County (Raleigh, NC)

https://www.petfinder.com/dog/flint-79669006/nc/raleigh/spca-of-wake-county-nc590/
Flint is a Adult Golden Retriever mix
November 26, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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adoptabledogs.bsky.social
Teal 🐶
Baby female Labrador Retriever mix
Adoptable from Paws Place Dog Rescue (Winnabow, NC)

https://www.petfinder.com/dog/teal-79666607/nc/winnabow/paws-place-dog-rescue-nc52/
Teal is a Baby Labrador Retriever mix
November 25, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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marisakabas.bsky.social
anyone who finds rfk jr. sexually appealing should be added to a publicly accessible registry
motherjones.com Mother Jones @motherjones.com · 4d
The women drawn to RFK Jr. see an intoxicating cocktail of romance and danger—whether it's getting attacked by a yak or texting about taking metaphorical bullets for each other.

But to most others, Kennedy is a reckless conspiracy theorist whose appetite for danger will result in a sicker America.
The inexplicable sex appeal of RFK Jr.
How can such ferocious desire be attached to this man? Two memoirs by the women who love him offer some clues.
www.motherjones.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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adoptabledogs.bsky.social
Micah 🐶
Adult male Beagle mix
Adoptable from Franklin County Humane Society (Frankfort, KY)

https://www.petfinder.com/dog/micah-79659323/ky/frankfort/franklin-county-humane-society-ky16/
Micah is a Adult Beagle mix
November 25, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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tommysiegel.bsky.social
I just think it would be neat if turkeys used the same technique to draw us
November 25, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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kibblesmith.com
“Device hoarding” un fucking real

Both major political parties agree we have one job and it’s to buy shit
whippoorwont.bsky.social tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 4d
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 25, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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harikunzru.bsky.social
The whole turkey pardon thing has always been a sick joke but this
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 4d
Trump: "Instead of pardons, some of my more enthusiastic staffers were already drafting the paperwork to ship Gobble and Waddle straight to the Terrorist Confinement Center in El Salvador."
November 25, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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grudgie.bsky.social
Holy shit what an evil group of people
davidjbier.bsky.social David Bier @davidjbier.bsky.social · 4d
ICE deported a woman who owned a home in the US for 30 years. A judge banned ICE from deporting her to Sierra Leone where she had been tortured, so it deported her to Ghana, which kidnapped her and sent her back Sierra Leone anyway. ICE is part of this illegal conspiracy.
November 25, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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smotus.bsky.social
A roundtrip LAX-JFK flight in the late 60s was around $3K in today’s dollars. The people who wore suits on those flights were the people who regularly wore suits. Complaining about informally-dressed fliers is complaining that the wrong sorts of people are flying today.
November 25, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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adoptabledogs.bsky.social
Flower 🐾
Adult female Pit Bull Terrier
Adoptable from Caroline County Humane Society, Inc. (Ridgely, MD)

https://www.petfinder.com/dog/flower-79650523/md/ridgely/caroline-county-humane-society-inc-md11/
Flower is a Adult Pit Bull Terrier
November 25, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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scalzi.com
To be fair, she had the day she deserved
November 25, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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sethcotlar.bsky.social
God is a concept by which we measure our pain
I'll say it again
God is a concept by which we measure our pain
Pope Leo leaning in close to a microphone
November 23, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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karlbode.com
outside of his re-usable rockets (which he himself had little to do with) nothing about Elon Musk is actually interesting. It's just endless cultural reverberation from one big asshole's ego.

hijacked bot-infested social media platforms, and derivative racist chatbots
November 21, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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marisakabas.bsky.social
i’m sure someone else has already put this together but fucking wild he called for members of congress to be hanged the same day the coast guard said a noose is no longer a hate symbol
November 21, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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timdickinson.bsky.social
Anyone who thinks our beef with Venezuela is about drugs is in for a crude awakening
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 8d
Bessent: "If something happens down in Venezuela, we could really see oil prices go down even more."
November 21, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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adoptabledogs.bsky.social
Bel Air 🐕
Baby female German Shepherd Dog mix
Adoptable from Homeless to Home Husky Rescue, Inc. (York, PA)

https://www.petfinder.com/dog/bel-air-79539183/pa/york/homeless-to-home-husky-rescue-inc-pa1113/
Bel Air is a Baby German Shepherd Dog mix described as: Affectionate, Playful and Friendly
November 21, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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statesongxprt.bsky.social
Everyone follow David he's cool
whysharksmatter.bsky.social David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 @whysharksmatter.bsky.social · 8d
Oh wow

I’m 254 followers away from 100,000!

When I get there I’ll do something to celebrate. Perhaps a raffle to join me on a future shark research expedition!
November 21, 2025 at 2:23 AM