Lars Karlslund
@lkarlslund.bsky.social
Curious security octopus | Adalanche Attack Graph Analyzer / 8.7B hashes http://ntlm.pw / NIFO Defender Removal | Sarcasm level 11 | All thoughts, no leadership | 🇩🇰 🇺🇦
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ntlm.pw update: more hashes and more algorithms! I *know* you're all changing your password to Winter2025!, so I've added 16 million new passwords to welcome the new year :-)
All passwords containing something that looks like a year 2000-2024 was updated for 2025 - and there was a lot of them.
All passwords containing something that looks like a year 2000-2024 was updated for 2025 - and there was a lot of them.
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I don’t have a whole lot of advice for people younger than me but the earlier in life you stop worrying about what other people will think and just wholeheartedly enjoy the stuff you like the happier you’ll be
One thing people kind of tell you, but not really, about middle age:
One day you'll be like "oh [thing] looks fun but people will think I'm a loser" about a thing
And then you'll say. Wait a second.
Fuck 'em
One day you'll be like "oh [thing] looks fun but people will think I'm a loser" about a thing
And then you'll say. Wait a second.
Fuck 'em
Darn Tough turned me on to Cute Socks and I've never looked back
November 11, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I don’t have a whole lot of advice for people younger than me but the earlier in life you stop worrying about what other people will think and just wholeheartedly enjoy the stuff you like the happier you’ll be
Prawn bisque part one
November 1, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Prawn bisque part one
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Something for the font enthusiasts
October 30, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Something for the font enthusiasts
The McDonald's app for Android is 32MB. That's 23 floppies - just absurd. Imagine how fast everything could run if just a little effort was put into it.
October 30, 2025 at 8:48 PM
The McDonald's app for Android is 32MB. That's 23 floppies - just absurd. Imagine how fast everything could run if just a little effort was put into it.
PETG water reservoir for my PC
October 27, 2025 at 9:13 PM
PETG water reservoir for my PC
How can they be sure when it started if they don't know what time it is?
October 19, 2025 at 3:44 PM
How can they be sure when it started if they don't know what time it is?
Most wanted on my personal to-do list: prioritize short graphs by likelihood. All edges in Adalanche are probalistic, and now you can finally search by SHORTEST, LIKELY, LONGEST, UNLIKELY. Just committed, so expect bugs. Also the server side node layout finally looks okayish. Woohoo!
October 19, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Most wanted on my personal to-do list: prioritize short graphs by likelihood. All edges in Adalanche are probalistic, and now you can finally search by SHORTEST, LIKELY, LONGEST, UNLIKELY. Just committed, so expect bugs. Also the server side node layout finally looks okayish. Woohoo!
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16 year old Jason: Will you still like BBSes?
23 year old Jason: Will you still like zines?
55 year old Jason: I just used a program to write a program that writes a program to scan old zines for BBS numbers for my global BBS list.
80 year old Jason: Touch grass, jesus
23 year old Jason: Will you still like zines?
55 year old Jason: I just used a program to write a program that writes a program to scan old zines for BBS numbers for my global BBS list.
80 year old Jason: Touch grass, jesus
October 12, 2025 at 2:46 PM
16 year old Jason: Will you still like BBSes?
23 year old Jason: Will you still like zines?
55 year old Jason: I just used a program to write a program that writes a program to scan old zines for BBS numbers for my global BBS list.
80 year old Jason: Touch grass, jesus
23 year old Jason: Will you still like zines?
55 year old Jason: I just used a program to write a program that writes a program to scan old zines for BBS numbers for my global BBS list.
80 year old Jason: Touch grass, jesus
Do you remember the Ipaq Pocket PC?
October 12, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Do you remember the Ipaq Pocket PC?
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Liquor store clerk: I’m gonna need to see some age verification
Me: Prior to V.90 there were two incompatible standards for 56K modems. USRobotics pushed their own “X2”, while Lucent and Rockwell pushed the confusingly named “KFlex”
Liquor store clerk: enjoy your purchase.
Me: Prior to V.90 there were two incompatible standards for 56K modems. USRobotics pushed their own “X2”, while Lucent and Rockwell pushed the confusingly named “KFlex”
Liquor store clerk: enjoy your purchase.
October 8, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Liquor store clerk: I’m gonna need to see some age verification
Me: Prior to V.90 there were two incompatible standards for 56K modems. USRobotics pushed their own “X2”, while Lucent and Rockwell pushed the confusingly named “KFlex”
Liquor store clerk: enjoy your purchase.
Me: Prior to V.90 there were two incompatible standards for 56K modems. USRobotics pushed their own “X2”, while Lucent and Rockwell pushed the confusingly named “KFlex”
Liquor store clerk: enjoy your purchase.
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Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back https://theonion.com/health-experts-recommend-standing-up-at-desk-leaving-o-1819577456/
October 7, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back https://theonion.com/health-experts-recommend-standing-up-at-desk-leaving-o-1819577456/
My 10" homelab rack is coming along nicely. Two laser engraved acrylic sheets with cool stuff from @dustrial.net running 74 addressable LEDs each. Wife claims this does not look great in the living room?
October 7, 2025 at 8:19 PM
My 10" homelab rack is coming along nicely. Two laser engraved acrylic sheets with cool stuff from @dustrial.net running 74 addressable LEDs each. Wife claims this does not look great in the living room?
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From the war torn hellscape of Portland, Oregon
October 1, 2025 at 10:23 AM
From the war torn hellscape of Portland, Oregon
If you're running SolarWinds Orion and you're polling machines with a Domain Admin or a member of local Administrators account, I have a least-privilege fix for you!
And remember ... no changes to prod on a friday! Have a nice weekend 😄
github.com/lkarlslund/r...
And remember ... no changes to prod on a friday! Have a nice weekend 😄
github.com/lkarlslund/r...
GitHub - lkarlslund/remote-monitoring-permissions: Grants or revokes remote monitoring permissions (for SolarWinds Orion or similar)
Grants or revokes remote monitoring permissions (for SolarWinds Orion or similar) - lkarlslund/remote-monitoring-permissions
github.com
September 26, 2025 at 8:05 AM
If you're running SolarWinds Orion and you're polling machines with a Domain Admin or a member of local Administrators account, I have a least-privilege fix for you!
And remember ... no changes to prod on a friday! Have a nice weekend 😄
github.com/lkarlslund/r...
And remember ... no changes to prod on a friday! Have a nice weekend 😄
github.com/lkarlslund/r...
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Windows 10 support ends Oct 14. Reminder: Linux is still here to keep your old PCs alive. I even game on Linux these days, no need to toss good hardware just because MS dropped support. #Windows10 #Linux #GamingOnLinux #Windows11
September 23, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Windows 10 support ends Oct 14. Reminder: Linux is still here to keep your old PCs alive. I even game on Linux these days, no need to toss good hardware just because MS dropped support. #Windows10 #Linux #GamingOnLinux #Windows11
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It cannot be that Russia “accidently” violates three times in two weeks European air space.
Russia is testing European borders and probing our resolve.
It will continue to provoke as long as we allow it.
Extract of my statement at the UN Security Council ↓
Russia is testing European borders and probing our resolve.
It will continue to provoke as long as we allow it.
Extract of my statement at the UN Security Council ↓
September 22, 2025 at 4:33 PM
It cannot be that Russia “accidently” violates three times in two weeks European air space.
Russia is testing European borders and probing our resolve.
It will continue to provoke as long as we allow it.
Extract of my statement at the UN Security Council ↓
Russia is testing European borders and probing our resolve.
It will continue to provoke as long as we allow it.
Extract of my statement at the UN Security Council ↓
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ICE threw me and other protestors to the ground on Friday because we dared to stand up for our neighbors. I’m okay, but our communities aren’t.
We can't afford apathy or inaction from our leaders right now. Abolishing ICE is a moral necessity.
We can't afford apathy or inaction from our leaders right now. Abolishing ICE is a moral necessity.
September 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
ICE threw me and other protestors to the ground on Friday because we dared to stand up for our neighbors. I’m okay, but our communities aren’t.
We can't afford apathy or inaction from our leaders right now. Abolishing ICE is a moral necessity.
We can't afford apathy or inaction from our leaders right now. Abolishing ICE is a moral necessity.
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This. This is what you're supposed to do when an ex-president illegally tries to retain power. You put them in prison forever. www.bbc.com/news/article...
Bolsonaro sentenced to 27 years in prison for plotting Brazil coup
www.bbc.com
September 11, 2025 at 10:45 PM
This. This is what you're supposed to do when an ex-president illegally tries to retain power. You put them in prison forever. www.bbc.com/news/article...
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I grew up on shock sites as looping video became economical to host, as well as LiveLeak and GWOT novelty. I recognize I probably have stunted emotional reaction to violent/gore content.
But I avoid it because I very much believe it is cognitively harmful long-term. It is not awareness. It is porn.
But I avoid it because I very much believe it is cognitively harmful long-term. It is not awareness. It is porn.
September 11, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I grew up on shock sites as looping video became economical to host, as well as LiveLeak and GWOT novelty. I recognize I probably have stunted emotional reaction to violent/gore content.
But I avoid it because I very much believe it is cognitively harmful long-term. It is not awareness. It is porn.
But I avoid it because I very much believe it is cognitively harmful long-term. It is not awareness. It is porn.
Adalanche searches works way better now - it uses BFS rather than DFS which gave unnecessary long paths at times. This is available in the latest commit on GitHub.
There might be bugs with the new search - let me know if you see any strangeness. Happy hunting :-)
There might be bugs with the new search - let me know if you see any strangeness. Happy hunting :-)
September 8, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Adalanche searches works way better now - it uses BFS rather than DFS which gave unnecessary long paths at times. This is available in the latest commit on GitHub.
There might be bugs with the new search - let me know if you see any strangeness. Happy hunting :-)
There might be bugs with the new search - let me know if you see any strangeness. Happy hunting :-)
I know I'm slow, but it has taken me ages to realize that a part of the fascination with Severance is the similarity to The Backrooms. The lit hallways just automatically makes you wonder - where are we, and what's around the corner? Brilliantly played.
September 5, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I know I'm slow, but it has taken me ages to realize that a part of the fascination with Severance is the similarity to The Backrooms. The lit hallways just automatically makes you wonder - where are we, and what's around the corner? Brilliantly played.