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petty crocker
@lizitsthe90s.bsky.social
talk to myself about woso, occasionally broso. she/her

also: reading | art history | phillies | star wars | millennial sitcoms

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i would really love to still have a positive place online where i can get updates about woso, & i can’t be over there anymore

chicago (red) stars, chelsea women, uswnt fan
December 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair
December 8, 2025 at 2:02 AM
why is there a google ai commercial that is guiding them around a museum?? museums already have maps! and signs! why do you think a roof tile is a book you idiot i'm sure there is a plaque right fuckin there you don't need to ask an ai thing!!!!!!!! we have already solved this problem!!
December 8, 2025 at 2:49 AM
why do we as a society let streaming services get away with [speaking (foreign language)] instead of actual subtitles like idk wtf is going on in this show right now
December 7, 2025 at 9:38 PM
"oh so that's who logan lerman is," i finally thought in 2025
December 7, 2025 at 8:14 PM
i believe the way the offside rule is applied in the english premier league violates the spirit of the rules
December 7, 2025 at 5:44 PM
FIFTY-THREE CROSSES, NINE ACCURATE
December 7, 2025 at 5:34 PM
why can't these british men pronounce alyssa's name i have heard "alessia" and "aleesa" now IT'S NOT A HARD NAME
December 7, 2025 at 2:56 PM
sorry i just realized lucy bronze is playing cb? the left back is actually a winger?
December 7, 2025 at 2:50 PM
still getting "pace & power" commentary for black wsl players 👍
December 7, 2025 at 2:43 PM
i didn't think bompastor would bench kaptein with a gun to her head tbh
December 7, 2025 at 2:35 PM
little concerned alyssa thompson is being run into the ground
December 7, 2025 at 2:02 PM
the way peloton is hyping the first canadian instructor like they've never met a canadian before is so funny to me (also her class kicked my ass in the best way, will be taking more)
December 7, 2025 at 1:47 PM
to everyone watching the f1 race i’m happy for you, or sorry that happened
December 7, 2025 at 1:14 PM
bunny shaw having a really off day (luckily 🙂)
December 7, 2025 at 12:52 PM
every time i check in on twitter bc of some men’s sport i am seeing nwsl v wsl discourse are they not tired

& for the love of god stop using individual player transfers to support this argument that’s not how it works
December 7, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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this is making me laugh so hard I’m afraid I’ll throw up

www.instagram.com/reel/DR4hADu...
December 7, 2025 at 1:21 AM
one phone call with chotiner and this lady would **** *******
She compares the boat strikes to Jesus breaking the sabbath to heal someone.
December 6, 2025 at 8:38 PM
out of context i thought this was about republicans lmao
December 6, 2025 at 7:35 PM
so what i'm seeing is i shouldn't have turned off leeds-liverpool
December 6, 2025 at 7:29 PM
local news running a commercial for a segment on "alternatives if fast food is too expensive and you don't have time to cook" economy collapsing any minute now
December 6, 2025 at 6:23 PM
hell yeah welcome to pittsburgh waymo can't wait to get run over
December 6, 2025 at 5:47 PM
oh my god aston villa!!!
December 6, 2025 at 2:23 PM
stop using squirts when talking about soccer please
December 6, 2025 at 2:08 PM
having been watching the arsenal game for 10 whole minutes and my takeaway is caitlin foord yikes
December 6, 2025 at 1:28 PM