Nina
@lizepu.bsky.social
Flight attendant • tired • in need of a cocktail (probably)
The brazen way that people straight up don’t follow instructions in the airport or on the airplane.
Bonkers.
Maybe you don’t but a lot of folks need to hear it… those are not suggestions they are things you need to do. That people re asking politely. And you’re being a dick.
Bonkers.
Maybe you don’t but a lot of folks need to hear it… those are not suggestions they are things you need to do. That people re asking politely. And you’re being a dick.
November 25, 2025 at 1:24 AM
The brazen way that people straight up don’t follow instructions in the airport or on the airplane.
Bonkers.
Maybe you don’t but a lot of folks need to hear it… those are not suggestions they are things you need to do. That people re asking politely. And you’re being a dick.
Bonkers.
Maybe you don’t but a lot of folks need to hear it… those are not suggestions they are things you need to do. That people re asking politely. And you’re being a dick.
I’m sure that all of us knew that we were listening to a classic the first time we heard Lauryn Hill sing ‘Killing Me Softly’ with the Fugees back in the day.
November 18, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I’m sure that all of us knew that we were listening to a classic the first time we heard Lauryn Hill sing ‘Killing Me Softly’ with the Fugees back in the day.
My most favorite thing to do ever at work is to look at people’s phones/tablets/computer screens.
Dont ever get a privacy screen ever.
I NEED this!
Dont ever get a privacy screen ever.
I NEED this!
November 10, 2025 at 3:27 PM
My most favorite thing to do ever at work is to look at people’s phones/tablets/computer screens.
Dont ever get a privacy screen ever.
I NEED this!
Dont ever get a privacy screen ever.
I NEED this!
Flight attendants on the way to the gate
October 7, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Flight attendants on the way to the gate
Back in my heavy dating app days (2019) this guy asked me for a picture of the inside my fridge to see if I had actual food in there and that still pisses me off.
September 10, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Back in my heavy dating app days (2019) this guy asked me for a picture of the inside my fridge to see if I had actual food in there and that still pisses me off.
Why just ice cream trucks riding around and not taco trucks?
September 6, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Why just ice cream trucks riding around and not taco trucks?
It’s the most wonderful time of the year
Have fun in school suckerssssss
Have fun in school suckerssssss
September 1, 2025 at 11:30 PM
It’s the most wonderful time of the year
Have fun in school suckerssssss
Have fun in school suckerssssss
The JFK AirTrain is a torture chamber. 😡
July 30, 2025 at 3:50 AM
The JFK AirTrain is a torture chamber. 😡
Dear women of Long Island,
You don’t have to scream all the time. I promise.
Signed,
- the rest of the world
You don’t have to scream all the time. I promise.
Signed,
- the rest of the world
July 18, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Dear women of Long Island,
You don’t have to scream all the time. I promise.
Signed,
- the rest of the world
You don’t have to scream all the time. I promise.
Signed,
- the rest of the world
I wish I was having as much sex as people think flight attendants have.
July 5, 2025 at 12:20 PM
I wish I was having as much sex as people think flight attendants have.
The first MAGA flight attendant I hear complaining about hotel staff shortages is gonna get an earful.
I’ve been holding it in but - it’s ready to be released.
I’ve been holding it in but - it’s ready to be released.
June 19, 2025 at 9:17 PM
The first MAGA flight attendant I hear complaining about hotel staff shortages is gonna get an earful.
I’ve been holding it in but - it’s ready to be released.
I’ve been holding it in but - it’s ready to be released.
There is no other sound as distinct as… an iPhone dropping in an aircraft cabin.
April 22, 2025 at 9:45 PM
There is no other sound as distinct as… an iPhone dropping in an aircraft cabin.
Knicks are in the playoffs.
Mister Softee is outside.
For a moment - life is good.
Mister Softee is outside.
For a moment - life is good.
April 19, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Knicks are in the playoffs.
Mister Softee is outside.
For a moment - life is good.
Mister Softee is outside.
For a moment - life is good.
Not this man claiming that the life raft was “my stuff” and catching an attitude when he was literally the 5th person onboard and there were several open and empty available bins all around him.
Be so for real
Be so for real
March 29, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Not this man claiming that the life raft was “my stuff” and catching an attitude when he was literally the 5th person onboard and there were several open and empty available bins all around him.
Be so for real
Be so for real
My most favorite chant at a Knicks game at the Garden is: AIRBALL!
I feel like that one really stings.
Second up is the whole stadium screaming ASSHOLE to the refs.
I feel like that one really stings.
Second up is the whole stadium screaming ASSHOLE to the refs.
March 18, 2025 at 12:52 AM
My most favorite chant at a Knicks game at the Garden is: AIRBALL!
I feel like that one really stings.
Second up is the whole stadium screaming ASSHOLE to the refs.
I feel like that one really stings.
Second up is the whole stadium screaming ASSHOLE to the refs.
🗣️The crew van is a silent place!!!!!
Especially at 0440 in the morning 🤫
Especially at 0440 in the morning 🤫
March 10, 2025 at 11:41 AM
🗣️The crew van is a silent place!!!!!
Especially at 0440 in the morning 🤫
Especially at 0440 in the morning 🤫
As all these season finales air, I’m going to need #Bravo to release some new stuff because tbh it’s the only thing that has been keeping me sane since Election Day.
March 7, 2025 at 7:28 PM
As all these season finales air, I’m going to need #Bravo to release some new stuff because tbh it’s the only thing that has been keeping me sane since Election Day.
Nothing hits like an adults only beach resort on a random Wednesday.
February 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Nothing hits like an adults only beach resort on a random Wednesday.
Evacuate an inverted plane?
Flight attendants are amazing.
Flight attendants are amazing.
February 17, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Evacuate an inverted plane?
Flight attendants are amazing.
Flight attendants are amazing.
Must be the week before Valentine’s Day.
The ex lovers are creeping back 🥴
The ex lovers are creeping back 🥴
February 8, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Must be the week before Valentine’s Day.
The ex lovers are creeping back 🥴
The ex lovers are creeping back 🥴