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LiteralGrill
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I'm On The Fediverse: https://sakurajima.moe/@literalgrill

Gonna use this site mostly for self writing promo only for now on.

My Website Is Neat Too: https://literalgrill.com
*putting on my red sweater*

Dress for the job you WANT to have...
November 27, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Me: I'm glad folks are so excited for Wicked in theaters, but I saw in on broadway and read the book back in the day so I'm good.

Them: They brought back churro flavored Takis as a special edition for the movie releasing.

Me: HOLY SHIT FUCK YEAH! WICKED IN THEATERS! WICKED FOREVER!
November 26, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I'm just saying you DON'T wanna ask where James Hiller was on January 6th.
November 25, 2025 at 3:05 PM
This one is a stretch, but... The official Star Trek: The Next Generation murder mystery game was likely to serve as a prequel to an unreleased VHS game Star Trek: The Next Generation - Borg Q-Uest.

It also predicted a major part of Deep Space Nine's storyline entirely on accident.
November 24, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Shoutouts to Labyrinth Minotaur, the only mono blue minotaur.
November 24, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Holiday Inn: The hot trans gal at your high school reunion that had a MASSIVE glow up.
November 23, 2025 at 6:19 PM
About to self inflict a LARGE amount of pain.
November 22, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Sittin down, studdyin' my English Granmer
November 18, 2025 at 3:19 AM
*rocking back and forth*

Trump might have given Bill Clinton a blow job...

Trump might have given Bill Clinton a blow job...

Trump might have given Bill Clinton a blow job...
November 14, 2025 at 3:15 PM
You: I want a girl who will crush me to death if she sits on me.

Me: I want a CRT that will crush me to death if it fell on me.
November 13, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Police after Slayers? What the fuck did Lina Inverse do THIS time?!?
November 4, 2025 at 2:58 AM
6 7 is just a Fountain by Marcel Duchamp for a modern era except instead of signing a urinal there's an expected hand gesture.

The kids are just doing dadaist performance art, literally simultaneous recitation, as reactions to the horrors just like artists during WWI to cope with the horrors.
October 30, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I wonder if anime fans can guess what show I'm writing about based on this image...
October 29, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Again, that blocking more than 95% still leaves a chance I'm dead or further disabled horribly.

There's a reason scientists have argued that a Swiss Cheese model where everyone does what they can to reduce risks is best. Make that percentage as low as possible.

pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC...
October 15, 2025 at 8:10 PM
In Elvira: Mistress of the Dark on VHS, the person who did the closed captions moved them from the default reading position to be closer to Elvira's tits.

This is because they knew deaf viewers wouldn't want to look away from her legendary bazongas to read the caption.

This is disability allyship!
October 13, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Hive ai is "doing their best" and look, I would honestly try and actually believe that, I really REALLY would, no sarcasm, if I didn't see this being such a common thing that staff here acted like it wasn't even worth considering.
October 7, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Hey artists, how do you feel knowing your art is being fed into an AI slop generating machine so that disabled people automatically get labeled as porn on this website?

Do you feel good about leaving Twitter just to have another company feed your art into the slop machine on purpose?
October 7, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I got a sick tattoo. Let's see if Bluesky mods can stop jacking off so hard to it that it gets labeled as porn.
October 7, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Two things:

1) I hope Blacksky is able to thrive and succeed despite the bullshit the stewards of ATProto are putting its users through.

2) There will be folks excited and fighting to make leaders over on the Fediverse make it a better place for Black users as well.
October 6, 2025 at 6:29 PM
For example, if I said, “I really, really think someone out there should do terrible things to Judge Diane Goodstein.” that would be dangerously close to criminal territory. Extremely illegal. Very, very illegal. Yet if you split the sentence up into fragments that don’t connect...
October 6, 2025 at 3:21 AM
October 3, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Reviving my bluesky just for this
October 1, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Holy SHIT never knew Angela Lansbury was this problematic!
September 29, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Them: Why do parents get their kids circumcised?

Vincent Price:
September 28, 2025 at 3:54 PM
OH NO! There's a severe top shortage! Who will save us?!?

One Brave Robot Girl:
September 28, 2025 at 3:50 PM